The prequel to WEAPONS looks pretty good!

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I already give it 5/5 wine Keanus

Looks like Penn got hacked - a place that only has my email because of a donation to my dad’s hospice

This unsettled me more than expected. It feels less like insulation from the American public’s justifiable outrage and more like preparation for something

Lots of jokes happening in my home about what will and will not get a Penn St football coach fired #H2P

Appropriate that the Phillies season ends with me screaming “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST”

Freaking out my Dodger fan neighbors by repeatedly yelling “C’MON”, in the strongest Philadelphia accent they’ve ever heard

THAT WAY I SCREAMED AT A WALK-OFF BLOCKED FIELD GOAL AND TOUCHDOWN

This one got me

“Philly is a tough place to play . . . if you’re soft.” - James Calvin Rollins 8.1.2025

As the blurry wife, I vouch for the goodness of this girl

I hate that I don’t think these prices are that bad. Everything else about it is bad. God I hate LA

Welp at least I’m on the west coast and didn’t stay up late to see the end of that game

Eating nachos as an act of resistance

Love to pay MLB.tv over $100 to have this be the only way to watch the Phillies - occasionally appearing in the corner of the screen and, if I’m lucky, with sound!

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

Screamed so loud at that INT my dog got scared #gobirds

I’m going to throw up. Go Birds

Can a professional football team have a Rudy? Go Birds

I almost threw up. Go Birds

Is there a better indicator of the world than a guy who ran for fn mayor saved his mall with private firefighters as the neighboring homes burn? WHO’S GOING TO SHOP THERE, RICK?

The social media account of my second-favorite meat substitute knows what’s up

After a bad week for reasons both mundane (car in the shop, funeral of a friend’s parent) and insane (fiery hellscape visible from my house) it’s time to de-stress….with an Eagles playoff game #gobirds

As someone who watched every episode of Whitney, you didn’t watch because of these two dumdums, you watched in spite of them. Rhea Seehorn! Zoe Lister-Jones! Maulik Pancholy! Tone Bell! The other white guy who grew on me but whose name I forget!

THE FUCKING POLIO VACCINE?

As someone with crazy eyes…. This MF got CRAAAAZY EYES

Bye-eee Austin Hays(?) I never remembered your name and now I don’t have to #phillies

It’s a RHOSLC and pie kinda breakfast with bonus greedy husky

Oh fuck you showing a war criminal this week - celebrating the wounded warriors he created

Being able to watch Eagles-Dallas on the West Coast is a good way to end this shit week until it inevitably becomes a horrible way

@darthbluesky.bsky.social The Humanity! Think of the waste!

Why do I watch the Phillies?

I could do this all day

What do you call a parking lot with 8 Cybertrucks? A white elephant graveyard

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I am sure you already saw but I had to be certain x.com/discussingfi...

!foryou

“Wait, he’s Southern?” - me watching MSNBC bc my mom is in town and I’ve never heard the IRA “political arm” namesake speak