I wish someone would do that Pablo Escabar tiktok sound Its so unique

I'm only interested in one brand Rochelle.

At a bar - and a dog barked at Axel. Dolly's manc spirit came out. She had to be held back. "I'LL AV YA" #Proud

Can anyone look after this little evacuee?

My little princess is all wiped out after having to keep various people entertained, making sure everyone's in check and her little brother is being good. ❤️

My head: I would really like a tatt sleeve, but i cant decide what - need to research. *every other month* I would really like a tatt sleeve, but i cant decide what - need to research. *Forgets to research* *rinse and repeat* #adhd

Lager Lager Lager #sun

Suns out, huns out.

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May I present a freshly washed boy. * who may or may not have had his pal Bernie (a large golden retriever) wee on his head at the park.

Genuinely didnt expect him to concede so quickly.

The whole world has been gearing itself up for nuclear apocalypse today, for him to TACO. Don't get me wrong - a TACO is good here. But we can't keep doing this. #America, we are tired.

New harness day. A classy, elegant pink with sparkly bits. Note the model leg.

New harness day. Red for watch out, big dangerous boy around. The matching lead helps too.

Cant eat breakfast yet, sunbathing

Anyone for Fajitas?

The President, ladies and gentlemen

I've just seen a grown man - with his grandson - wearing a top which says "CANCEL ME, FUCK YOU" The kid was maybe 7? Free speech x

Just 10 minutes, ok?

Took these for a run around the woods earlier. Axe is wiped out.

Dolly has been put inside because she's violated the terms of her ASBO. But the speaker outside is playing this Too Lost In You. Shes looking at us like

A month ago, Dolly tour her ACL. It can take MONTHS to recover. We got her a chariot to help her - but today the vet has given her the all clear to go back to her full walks. She's already gone from 5 to 10 to 15 to 20 minutes each day. We've had to stop her from running! She's a little wonder.

Hell hath gotten worse

You join me live on another day in hell

Uber picked me up. Except it was the wrong Uber - so gracefully DUMPED me at an industrial estate. Who says romance is dead?

Why Hello Clarice x

I have a new phone Which means a minimum of 3 months being like "WHAT THE ACTUAL SLAG IS THE PASSWORD FOR THAT SODDING THING"

Went to Scream 7. Invited my friend John weeks ago - but forgot. Anyway, he turned up WITHOUT COMMUNICATING. 100000% the killer, right?!

Im sorry, she STILL had a charity up until now?!

Me: I'll be fine doing hot yoga with no experience Also me:

THANK GOD #TRAITORS

Dolly refuses to walk with us on walks. She is *always* a 20m behind us - and when we pause to let her catch up, she gets annoyed and waits for us to leave. My own dog doesnt want to be seen in public with me.

I've just watched a video of some 20 somethings doing up their 7 bed victorian villa. I'm sat here eating a biscuit.

There is really no international law anymore. We're in a race as to who can grab the most natural resources. #Venezuela

What's the difference between Ukraine and Venezuela? Or in the future, Taiwan?

Boomers are going to be LIVID at those fireworks, aren't they? #Happynewyear

I find it utterly weird when someone - with a brain - takes issue with Zelensky. "How can he STILL be in power?" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Presents are fun ❤️

I don't want to alarm anyone but I can feel a George Ezra album looming.

A Christmas Princess and a Gingerbread Boy at the park ❄️ 🎄 🎁

Not Balmoral?!?

Hi

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Can't tell if Axel is happy with his new toy or not #Bye

Got the Christmas bits down and Axel has decided this blanket is HIS AND ONLY HIS.

We BARELY survived our treacherous ordeal at the rainy park 😢 🌧

Me: Bright idea to take the dogs out for a walk? Dolly is going to kill me 🌧

I'm interested in thoughts... Would it be okay to drink an alcohol free beer at work? Why?