Piss up, don't meet brewery.

Spoke to #GMB about the situation with #ManchesterPride

Please don't vote off David Please don't vote off David Please don't vote off David Please don't vote off David #TheTraitors

Anyone else also bored of the Trump/Putin relationship?

One thing I find interesting in all the Prince Andrew mess. The Queen... She paid the settlement to Virginia Giuffre. She knew the score... Does this all not tarnish her reputation?

I'm sick but have you EVER seen a more spooky spider in your entire life?

Argh.

Guys, I've just realised we're going to start seeing that elf on the shelf soon.

There was a moment once where Mariah Carey was asked by paps about either the World Cup or Olympics... and she had no idea. Anyone remember this?

On the Yorks... Remember when she was a thing on TikTok?

Watching #BBCBreakfast and James Murray was asked what he would say to people worried about inflation. He just reeled off a list of 'things' (... which havent worked as inflation predicts). Labour have really missed the importance of 'feel' and 'people'.

Anyone else noticed that since ChatGPT has come along, Alexa has just given up. I just asked if it was half term - she's kicking off about bin collections.

Took the pups to the Museum of Illusions. Dolly LOVED it. She was running around like a puppy (she's 13!). She wishes I were this small... But she still bosses me around ❤️

Not checked in on the #US in a few hours, is it still a complete shitshow? X

New brand partnership Courtesy of one of those Japanese sweet boxes 😄

It cooks my mind that I planted this apple tree and it has *grown*. Fence is 6 foot for ref. I'm not even as tall as that.

Went to the Queen's boat today. 🚢

🍺

Off out out

Singing in the friggin rain luvvie x

Going ghost-hunting Tap the F'in Table

Just a super quick FYI of you ever want to stay at this hotel x

Luke has bought me a coat - but as soon as I saw it, I knew I'd seen it before.

The park is hard work guys

Night from Axel and Ducky 😴

[1/3] White House Press Secretary Kush Desai 'clapped back' at Ariana Grande. He used her songs to pincer the artist - including 'Get Well Soon'. GWS is her tribute to Manchester Arena victims. It added 40 seconds to silence to make it 5mins and 22 secs.

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When they try and make out that the apocalypse will be anything other than ICONIC

If you ever think times are tough Just remember you survived that period where people wouldn't shut up about The Greatest Showman x

Axel is feeling blue because we've packed the car - meaning we're going home from the lodge 😔

Hot tub night machine

Dickheadies x

"We, like you, are POISED to see him" I'm not poised. I'm doing some work. Not really that bothered to be honest. #Trump

Watching #Eastenders and Ian just said to Lauren he knows how to look after babies as he has had 4. 2 are dead. 1 killed one of them. Dunno, maybe... listen?

Is Melania going to have to hang out with Kate? Poor Mel.

Had to go for a blood test. Appointment at 1050. Arrived at 1040. In and out by 1044. Get rid of Wesley and put the #NHS staff in charge of managing it.

Anyone else thinking about putting the heating on yet?

I'm sorry, but HOW THE FRIG was Mandelson *THE* choice for that job *ANYWAY*

Peter Mandelson has always been intolerably creepy.

Genuinely... DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT PRINCE HARRY MEETING UP WITH HIS DAD? I like Harry. I don't 'love' the others, but fair enough. But MULTIPLE news alerts about it? To quote Kim Woodburn, come on luvvie.

Sorry, Jack is a super duper policeman but his safe password is 1234?! #Eastenders

We're so lucky that we know one of Axel's brothers (Lucifer) - who lives nearby. For their birthday we took the boys (and their sisters) to a play park.

Axel is 2. Happy Birthday you loveable little monkey. Two years of being a whirlwind, then needing a big cuddle and a nap. ❤️

Genuinely sad to see Rayner go. We need more people like her in politics, not less. The treatment she had in her entire term has been atrocious. Why would any woman... Anyone from a working class background want to do it?

Me: Nah, I'm down in London for work... But am going to for for a nice dinner Who cares if im solo in a restaurant? I'm a strong independent grown up. Also me.

I just saw a lady brush her hair with a brush in Boots And then put it BACK #London

I'm sorry but WHAT IN THE LIVING FRIG HAVE I JUST WATCHED?

Before I am accused of being mean... This is also lol.

OK, first things first... Plane crashes aren't funny. BUT Please watch this...