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Can't tell if Axel is happy with his new toy or not #Bye

Got the Christmas bits down and Axel has decided this blanket is HIS AND ONLY HIS.

We BARELY survived our treacherous ordeal at the rainy park 😢 🌧

Me: Bright idea to take the dogs out for a walk? Dolly is going to kill me 🌧

I'm interested in thoughts... Would it be okay to drink an alcohol free beer at work? Why?

Is it too early to 🎄?

Its just chaos upon chaos.

The Carol McGiffen Heretic interview is really something to behold.

Just incase x

100% ready for the day

People who post in Facebook community groups about fireworks... Do they *HONESTLY* think those setting them off care?

Are you ready to be PETRIFIED?! #halloween

I'm *WEIRDLY* good at playing BlackJack

Billionaires having an impact/voice on social policy... I can sort of get my head around. Employers, made lots of money etc. But one thing I will *NEVER* understand is WHY do we constantly hear from Lizzie Cundy about her views. LIZZIE CUNDY.

Starting a petition to spend every Sunday arvo chatting with @kathyburke.bsky.social and bring back having a fag indoors.

Piss up, don't meet brewery.

Spoke to #GMB about the situation with #ManchesterPride

Please don't vote off David Please don't vote off David Please don't vote off David Please don't vote off David #TheTraitors

Anyone else also bored of the Trump/Putin relationship?

One thing I find interesting in all the Prince Andrew mess. The Queen... She paid the settlement to Virginia Giuffre. She knew the score... Does this all not tarnish her reputation?

I'm sick but have you EVER seen a more spooky spider in your entire life?

Argh.

Guys, I've just realised we're going to start seeing that elf on the shelf soon.

There was a moment once where Mariah Carey was asked by paps about either the World Cup or Olympics... and she had no idea. Anyone remember this?

On the Yorks... Remember when she was a thing on TikTok?

Watching #BBCBreakfast and James Murray was asked what he would say to people worried about inflation. He just reeled off a list of 'things' (... which havent worked as inflation predicts). Labour have really missed the importance of 'feel' and 'people'.

Anyone else noticed that since ChatGPT has come along, Alexa has just given up. I just asked if it was half term - she's kicking off about bin collections.

Took the pups to the Museum of Illusions. Dolly LOVED it. She was running around like a puppy (she's 13!). She wishes I were this small... But she still bosses me around ❤️

Not checked in on the #US in a few hours, is it still a complete shitshow? X

New brand partnership Courtesy of one of those Japanese sweet boxes 😄

It cooks my mind that I planted this apple tree and it has *grown*. Fence is 6 foot for ref. I'm not even as tall as that.

Went to the Queen's boat today. 🚢

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Off out out

Singing in the friggin rain luvvie x

Going ghost-hunting Tap the F'in Table

Just a super quick FYI of you ever want to stay at this hotel x

Luke has bought me a coat - but as soon as I saw it, I knew I'd seen it before.

The park is hard work guys

Night from Axel and Ducky 😴

[1/3] White House Press Secretary Kush Desai 'clapped back' at Ariana Grande. He used her songs to pincer the artist - including 'Get Well Soon'. GWS is her tribute to Manchester Arena victims. It added 40 seconds to silence to make it 5mins and 22 secs.

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When they try and make out that the apocalypse will be anything other than ICONIC

If you ever think times are tough Just remember you survived that period where people wouldn't shut up about The Greatest Showman x

Axel is feeling blue because we've packed the car - meaning we're going home from the lodge 😔

Hot tub night machine

Dickheadies x

"We, like you, are POISED to see him" I'm not poised. I'm doing some work. Not really that bothered to be honest. #Trump