Just saw a man with a fishing pole tattoo on his ass cheek with the line cast towards his hole 💀

13.50 for a banh mi is crazy

Somebody gotta make pandan flavored protein powder

There are three bald head, bearded daddies with glasses at the gym right now and all I can think of are trains

Good morning did you guys see the hunter biden foot job video?

Had an inkling the daddies at this gym are DL and I was right! Guess who got his cooter played with in the steam room 🙂‍↕️

Cancelled my membership at this chain gym over 6 months ago and found out it’s still active, but the gag is I’m not paying for it 🤭

Laundromat attendant wearing a “never killed a mountain lion but choked a cougar shirt” 🧍🏻‍♂️

Are any of you well versed electricians?

Tall guys can really just look over the urinal divider and see your whole cock

*voice cracking*: you’re my pek pek 🥺🥺

Salina Estitties lost the weight and became an evil twink playing and lying in Aura’s face like that 😭

Straight men are more obsessed with dicks than gay men cause they’re the only ones drawing dicks on everything.

Just swallowed a cherry pit and that shit slid down with no resistance 😭

Happy pride month!

Day 3217 of my socks gaslighting me into thinking one of my legs is shorter than the other

he wanted that cookie BAAD 😭

Crawling into this hot spring cave and living there 4ever

When you pee, does it sound like you’re frying chicken?

I wanna shove these up my cunt

I need this man biblically

Coming out as a tres leches cake hater

Had a whopper for dinner tell me why that shit was so good

Stroked a daddy off in the sauna I love doing community service

Saw visible dick print (with head) as soon as I walked into the gym today is gonna be a good day!

The gays and gherkins

In light of the new drag race episode, are you team wash your chicken or nah?

It’s almost nude beach season boys

Dear lower back, Can you not?

Bugs love to fly into your home then flip the fuck out

I just wanna let y’all know I’ve yet to see him again, was he a fucking ghost

Honestly if I was Will, I’d join the enemy at this point 💀 #wistoria

Not one secret service member wanna take one for the team?

Instagram liked this a lot

Oh Canada 🍁

Some snaps from Oregon

That time of the night where I crave a bundlett

A lil hike

Unc pussy

Though this was katya for a hot minute

Checks in at crunch, guy messages me “do you go to planet” bruh…IF JOHNNY HAS TWO APPLES

Peel it off

They’re 100% picking men better looking than he is 💀

I can squat 2x bodyweight again 🎉

How do we feel

Y’all can just skip to deliberations on this episode of drag race btw

My new favorite lift + thirst trap angle #zerchers

They took away reunion episodes for bring back my girls and then got rid of that too 💀

Pretty sure there’s a guy that pissed in my mouth a decade ago at this gym but the gag is he told me he was dying of cancer when I last spoke to him in 2020 🧍🏻‍♂️

I didn’t realize you can straight up post pole on insta close friends 💀