how am i just now realizing that She-Hulk was Orphan Black?! how could anyone have disliked She-Hulk?!

in case your day is going poorly a friend of mine's mom emailed "are you available for a call" to her boss and autocorrect made it "are you available for anal" and she did NOT catch it before she hit send

if Charlie Kirk Day becomes a national holiday, i'll spend it as he would have wanted: by fighting for trans rights

i'm worried we've lost a generation of actors because any millennial that's good at improv became a therapist

i don't have kids but i have seen a video of Gordon Ramsey's kid telling him he doesn't like his scrambled eggs so i think i understand

being a Seattlite is hearing the rain in the night and feeling it wash away a stress you didn't know you had

i dunno how to explain that the show i saw was at the old Crocodile but not the old old Crocodile. is it the old new Crocodile? the old new Crocodile? 2 Croc 2 Odile?

just watched a guy run for the bus like Yosemite Sam. day made

"Tyler Durden is a model for all men, in this essay i will..."

you know when the Chinese are urging us to bravery we're kinda cooked

Google indexed the web, everybody carved up the web into little monetized walled gardens there's no web to index anymore and that's why web search isn't as good.

OH: "i will just not be debating mexican food with northwest white people"

Fifty Ways to Catch a Killer: Hosted by 50 Cent is some inter-dimensional cable ass shit

Unmatched.

you know how people on the internet will engage more with something if there is a factual error in it? i'm going to try that at work.

i love that "i hope your marriage ends in death" is *mostly* a positive message

you really gotta give it to Shania Twain. you couldn't get away with using the word prerogative in a country song anymore.

i didn't bother to take my pants all the way off when i got home today and then i crouched in front of the fridge and made mouth sandwiches with them around my ankles. follow me for more adulting advice.

advertising your medical company in ads during Alien: Earth is maybe one of the dumbest things things i've seen this year, and i live in America.

i think there's fundamentally two types of people: artists and engineers. artists try to achieve perfection through practice; engineers through measurement. the hard parts are trying to figure out what to practice and what to measure.

disc golf numbers are just astrology for straight men

i'm at the gym and a grown ass man just fucking destroyed a large sized Charleston Chew. barely paused for breath. just bite, bite, bite, bite. it's 10:30a. what a psychopath. i wonder if he needs friends

Seattle won't be a "real" city until its residents learn that the time to start standing up to prepare to leave the train is before the doors open.

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WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

when all you have is a donkey, everything looks like a windmill

PM? yes i'm a Project Manhandler.

coffee is a right hand beverage, water is a left hand beverage

i wouldn't say i'm an AI-theist, but i might be AI-gnostic

@riotmortdog.bsky.social sir, no where on the TFT cup site does it say what TIME the games are playing. could you please pass a note americastftesports.teamfighttactics.leagueoflegends.com TFT | Tactician’s Crown

my brain takes the shortest distance between a premise and a punchline. you might say it's my gag reflex.

sometimes i think social media is a waste of time, and sometimes i'm glad there are several ways i could tell Dominic Skinner he ruined Glow Up.

the Indiana Jones test: you add or remove some object or process from a scenario, and if it doesn't affect the outcome, you didn't need it.

found family my ass. i up cycled these trashy hoes.

"have a great day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" are same same but different

really excited for Windows Aero to come to my iPhone

it's really fucking annoying that boreal and arboreal have different etymological roots

"No one of us is as smart as all of us" is funny, because like, yes obviously. also obvious that the larger the group the more inefficient the action (mythical man month, etc). is there a middle ground? or must we either be dumb and effective, or smart and inefficient?

maybe AI will force us to slow down and think critically about who benefits from releasing an image or video? maybe?! please?!?

i've never wanted a neck tattoo except every time i've seen Peter Stormare in Constantine

the thing about Big Muppet Energy is that i will relentlessly and hilariously plow through every wall and obstacle in my way until the animating force is removed from my body and i collapse like a sock until it is time once again to play the music and light the lights

i can't believe that in the year of our lord 2025 telling someone to clear their cache is still effective and necessary

Sinners was incredible. great visuals, the story-telling was rich. shades of Robert Rodriguez. the soundtrack will be on my regular rotation too

do you have a favorite bathroom stall at work or are you normal?

it's great but annoying that Sleep Token named a song "Look to Windward". it's going to drive people to Iain M. Banks, but now i need a new favorite, obscure poem

i wonder which kind of merging causes more conflicts. software, or freeway?

OH: "what? we're those like JFK's golf clubs or something?"

Sisyphus? sure, but have you ever tried to finish a Costco taco seasoning?!

Pedro Pascal is our Keanue Reeves with herbs and spices

you know the economy is really bad when your landlord puts a vending machine in your building