for all the silliness of the British — and they are very silly — getting called boss by a big dude with an un-posh accent goes hard

@mayorofseattle.bsky.social 😭😭😭

in today's episode of "the nuances of translation matter": "oddio" means "yikes/oh my god" and "odio" means hatred

i dunno if it's my age, or my lifestyle, but i feel like no one would be TOO shocked if i died choking on corn dog. tragic? maybe. surprising? ehhhh

i can't explain how much better i feel after OKC losing. bum-ass bums

@mayorofseattle.bsky.social 🥺🥺🥺

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

i'm SO disappointed — i thought it was armed HORSES night ay the Mariner's tonight

someone just pointed out to me it's my high school 25th anniversary this year and FUCK

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

we're all just trying to make the homes we carry on our back fit us

beware of geeks bearing gifs

it's weird that we have a professional sports team called "The Fathers", right?

choosing to run face first into windmills was, in retrospect, not always the easiest path

We're on the home stretch, with a film festival submission deadline in early June, and it would be great to have some extra help to make it happen! What we lack in cash we make up in camaraderie 😊

I'm looking for volunteers to help with VFX on a short film. We're down to a specific kind of shot that we have a lot of: Planar track a surface (street, fence, wall, etc.) and place an artwork or word there, blending as appropriate, then mask out any foreground elements (actor, trees, etc.).

food has no moral value

@sound-transit.bsky.social hey y'all can i get a refund for my $40 uber after you kicked everyone off the train at Northgate? i don't think a "hey y'all gotta get off snd figure it out" is cool

I recall when a friend of mine back during the BLM movement told me that if people reject the cause then the logical conclusion is that No Lives Matter & I thought I understood what he meant philosophically but living through the explosion of global suffering since I see now that he meant materially

there are three different amounts of leftovers: - i made so much i could feed my entire Italian family - if i'm reasonable there's enough for another serving after this - eh i might as well eat it all even if i regret it

if you're asking a bar tender to charge your vape for you i think in should evaluate your life choices

@lobbingscorchers.com brigade in shambles

@soundersfc.com $80 minimum for a Wednesday 8:30p game is literally insanity

sneaker company has just sold its sneaker business and is pivoting to AI compute—and its stock has tripled. this is it, we’ve entered the stupid stage, we are now in peak bubble www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/a...

as an Italian, my recipe for pesto is "any leafy green thing, blended with any lightly crunchy thing, evoo, garlic, and parm". today was arugula, cilantro, and pepitas. so far i haven't been hit with a ghostly wooden spoon so i think the ancestors accept.

turns out there are two incredible yet very different ways to hear this in your head: David Tennant or Sam Jackson

i mean sex is great but have you ever disrupted a presentation by making the speaker laugh out loud over a comment in chat?

a friend of mine asked me if i could imagine if we cleaned our newborns with our tongues like all the other animals... and it turns out i can but really didn't want to.

SNES Maximum Carnage. that Green Jelly soundtrack would fry their minds

A friend of mine is reviving the classic arcade game Maelstrom (which I did the animations for in 1992)! Come help make it a reality ❤️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/mae...

ok so i can't copy/paste from Microsoft Outlook to Microsoft Planner but i can from Microsoft Outlook to Microsoft Teams and then from Microsoft Teams to Microsoft Planner. 😩

i dunno if it's just the everything but "loudly crying" is now my most commonly used emoji

Dungeon Crawler Carl, while enjoyable, is just Sword Art Online

i'm at a wildly uncomfortable age where my friends have started dying but i'm not yet old enough for it to be expected

wait so after the months of haranguing me to upgrade AND telling me my PC could upgrade, WINDOWS UPDATED TO 11 ON ITS OWN??

my dev lead just called me Gandalf for the way i manipulate people and events to make the right thing happen for people in spite of themselves and i just 🥹🥹🥹

honestly given the focus of my early education, i really expected to interact with scissors more as an adult

trying to plan for my development team is harrowing. someone keeps saying "fix race condition" and then everyone says "fuck ICE"

the most entertaining thing i've ever seen in my entire life is two grown men trying to stack 25 cardboard boxes. i love the circus.

i'm biased, but anyone that's ever worked in a large group feels this in their bones

Peter Jackson: they go into the mines of Moria, they do stuff... and then they leave

In short, fuck this Nazi administration, fuck that loathsome Gestapo trash Tom Homan, and fuck the slobbering Nazi losers who support them.

more like bloop back in the eww year

taking a Public Speaking training and the instructor pronouncing "room" as "rum" is really damaging their credibility

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

good lord, when i said "New year worse us" i didn't mean the US

oh jesus, everyone that wanted to loop back in the new year is trying to loop back today! we've looped back too close to the sun!

NEW YEAR WORSE ME

5:42p and everyone is already driving like a feral raccoon downtown. new year same us.