Get yerself a pardner which makes yer bed for ya.

Aye!

Guess ya could say I am batty for ya.

I guess I got one foot in the grave....

I am always right. Obviously!

Aye shucks... thought I can sink my teeth into that one. Let's take it to the neck level.

Vampires would be great medics... always draw blood first try!

[Bark] PEOPLE THAT EDIT COOL How do you slap such cool filters over yer stuff like... I also want that...

DID I MISS A PARTY WITH BOOZE 😞

Aye, ya leg is enough! [ He started laughing and laughing and... reaching for a bottle of bourbon, handing it to him. ] Ya can have it. Here.

I can give ya some of my booze!

[ His expression seemed... a little sad. ] I've known people like ya... but I hope for everyone that ya can get what yer hopin' for. Just know... Ya always have a different way.

I ain't a good one... But I ain't tryin' to be. The gal needs someone else not part of the system... but I ain't gonna be me.

I ain't got a family like that, but I can sympathize. But ya know... It would be a statement. Breakin' the cycle... some like that. But ya know, I ain't yer father... nor uncle. Ya do what you think is right.... but keep yer heart open for the voices of the oppressed.

I'm thinkin' the gal should have different views... that's all.

I can't be the only one thinkin' like that ....

I ain't lyin'! Bein' of the system ain't good... Ya know. Even if ya want change... yer just part of the problem in the end.

Yer know, there ain't not criminals if they want change... and sometimes change is by force. I once thought like ya did, but sometimes the system ain't listening to good deeds. Ya know... being part of a system is tellin' em ya can ignore it.. Corruption runs deep like a son of a bitch. [+]

Listen here, .... er... Ferret. Ya know, it ain't about the bet for me, aye? I see them pigs treat people poorly, and it ain't pretty. Ya seem like ya want to do somethin' good.... and yer have to start from outside. The inside is, ya know, corrupted...

I reckon Zaun should be treated better by Piltover. It got enough money... I've seen it! I mean... I've heard.

.... I ain't seein' myself as a sloth... It ain't even strong like me! But aye... Yer still thinkin' about joining 'em Enforcers...?

I ain't knowing what a darn sloth is, but it ain't sound like me, I say! A bear... I never got compared to an animal before. Ya know, what I ain't got in speed, I got in strength! But the point is... er... what did we talk about?

Or ya can give me all 'em drinks, and everyone else stays sober!

Aye Noxus... I had my fair share with 'em... They ain't got nothin' on me tho! Haha! I am as sharp as a deer... or some quick animal. Ya know, yer gettin' used to it!

Ain't nobody got time for all that facin'!

If ya hold her away from the pigs... ya know. Could actually be good.

[Bark] I haven't written Graves before erm I hope he isn't all too weird (sweating)

Yer talkin' like Missy Fortune by now! I ain't dullin' 'em... just my way of relaxin'

Yer don't? Oh ye right... yer like... a bigger fetus...

Ya know me. I ain't turnin' down drinkin'! All I need is some cheap liquor and my cigar to be happy.

So we ain't takin' over Piltover? Darn... Aye, then a drink will do.

WE TAKIN' OVER PILTOVER???

Yer assigning animals to each other?

"... A joke, ey? So yer joke is calling me a walrus and pretending to be fate? Yer folk have a weird sense of humor." He huffed out, cigar smoke practically catapulted into his face. "Yer lucky, I'm in a good mood... otherwise yer would be sleepin' with fish."

"A WALRUS?! WATCHA THINK YER ARE!" He grabbed the other by the collar, lifting him off the ground with one arm. "You ain't no Twisted Fate... Yer just here to mock me!"

He narrows his eyes. "... What else do you call me."

.... What did you say?

.... What's my first name.

It's always lucky with ya around.

Drinks on me if yer name is Twisted Fate.

I heard Zaun has the best bar! Let's get to 'the last drop'!

We drinkin'! Pop 'em bottles and get the cheap bourbon pourin'!

DRINKIN' TIME

Ya'll are so.. curious....

.... Ay I know ya. You've been fightin' next to her side, ye?

Aye!! Ya know... I gave quite some information 'bout the new guards in Piltover.... [ He put an arm around him, getting a cigar out of hus pocket. Slowly, he pit it between his lips to light it. ] And it seems like they know we are onto 'em... at least they got more than least time.

.... Aye, that was impressive.... Ya know, that might be an impressive party trick!

Ya bet. Ya seem familiar... yer hangin' around commander Krill, aye?

Ya bet. I yearn for a good drink... It's been a day since the last one.

Who has better bars... Zaun or Piltover?