tickle me omo

girl/boysmell ≠ B.O. however as a discerning pervert, I love them all.

transgender rumpelstiltskin

culturally post-op

*at a party, a little too loudly* it's crazy that I haven't been pissed on since september

you met me at a very hypnotized time in my life

doing ket bumps off your chastity key >>>

but babe that's my emotional support furry erotica

i love my gf even though she passes

detrans ponyboy themed roleplay

one of the biggest challenges of polyamory is having to keep a perpetual batch of loaner shirts and hoodies that smell like me

i'm not actually bisexual, i just have a man fetish

biggest bottom i know is now claiming to be a stone top. sure !

32 pound hammer

t4t age gap relationships are hard because both sides want to be the younger one

poly joker be like "you wanna know how i got these partners"

my girlfriend and I have this really great style of polyamory where I sleep with all of her partners

boyfriend just got turned on by his own biceps autoguynephilically

*tracing my finger through the deodorant in her armpits* promise you'll stop... for me?

is there a hanky code colour for neopussy yet

getting sick more often so more beautiful transsexuals will pet me softly

writing "r mutt 1917" on my face so she knows that I'm her

i love my cisgender girlfriend and my normal girlfriend equally

i'm only into cucking when the cuck chair is an eames

so much ink has been spilled on the ideal “boyfriend dick”. what about girlfriend dick?

the second you start horny tweeting at trans girls on the internet, it’s so over

multipurpose object girl

the second you start horny tweeting at trans girls on the internet, it’s so over

what base is it when she brings you a pair of dirty socks on every date?

always a bridesmaid, never a primary

I can live with the cheating but promise me that you didn't let her infodump on you

meeting back up with a friend I haven't seen in a few years and immediately snatching his phone to see if he updated my name is his contacts

what is it on the kinsey scale if i dom an absurd number of girls and let one boy fuck me?

the whole thing about being what we repeatedly do but in a sex way

sour patch age regressor

re-reading The Design of Everyday Things but in a sex way

i’ve gathered that there is a market for sour patch trannies. don’t ask.

even a clocky brick still passes twice a day

asking my grs surgeon for an f-mount

you either die a hero, or you live long enough to misgender a beautiful woman just to make h̶e̶r̶ him come

not all hypnofetishists are sissy hypnofetishists smh

help i rubbed this all over my balls and my dick still doesn’t work

putting tgel in my tboys shampoo to give him male pattern baldness

doing a scene where I take my puppygirl to a farm upstate

it's less that I have a thing for older women and more that older women have a thing for me

my cup runneth over with threesomes

girl who is a kuka arm

patch notes : - "comphet fall" event has ended - bloodplay is now first base - t-boys have been nerfed

i've been having a lot of straight sex recently

you take cialis before sex, i take ibuprofen. we are not the same