Steve Reich threatens to add a 19th musician and to keep adding musicians until his demands are met

Genuine h1b reform would have been a slam dunk for Dems at the election: reform attacks big, exploitative corporations (populist!) and defends exploited workers rights (exploited by demands of long hours and lack of mobility).

Why use your time machine to kill Hitler when you could kill the First White Guy

The Nepal protesters elected the chief justice of their Supreme Court to be prime minister, not some 22 year old influencer. They were protesting corruption and picked a figure they perceived as genuine.

This bird deserves the title of Man’s Best Friend en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater...

TIL Genius has entire books up so they can be SparkNoted. Unfortunately I would really appreciate a comment here. Excuse me, can you speak Jive?

Taylor Swift references the number 13 to remind her fans to bring $10 for the heroin and $3 for a clean needle

Fascinating. I would never have known because I only go on the weekends where I’m going hiking or doing chores first thing

They call it the Black Widow because it is the Scarlett Johansson of spiders

At some point in the future you will walk into someone’s house and their walls will be decorated with AI slop of themselves and their family

Alternate universe where X.com, the everything app, launches a dating site whose algorithm shows every woman Elon first. But maybe this is the niche for Bluesky. Differentiating itself from the competition with algorithms that don’t try and exploit you.

Don’t sleep on “The Great American recipe” on PBS. It’s a straightforward GBBO knockoff and has good vibes

There’s a USGS survey benchmark on the infamous Little St. James island. However, satellite imagery reveals construction on its location. Folks, that’s destruction of government property. This is how we’re going to take down Epstein.

Thinking about getting a tattoo, how many Walter Whites should I put on my sword?

Preregistering that the Zohran YIMBY arc is bait and switch

New cat just dropped

The google docs style inline commenting wasn’t widely known in the early 2000s but I wonder what Wikipedia culture would look like if had suggested edits and inline comments from day one. Probably lower the barrier for edits and feedback and we’d see a lot more drive bys.

who needs to worry about genocide when you can rotate a perfect golden sphere of cumming shrimp in your mind palace forever

Women find men like this irresistibly attractive which is why they consistently win elections

this isn't a joke. at one point Bari Weiss, Ira Glass, and his wife were a throuple.

Jesus Christ: leave the dead unburied Brigham Young: Hyperborea is your sister’s womb

Maybe the Orange Man’s hoping someone offers a negative tariff in these trade deals where exporter’s treasury pays the tariff.

Live skeeting the Mecklenburg County Democratic Convention

Same movement from the GOP in NC. Building densely is a “make everything better” button and after Trump won they’re all mashing it to keep Republicans in office in 2028.

He Weigone

If they 25th Amendment you does security walk you right out to Marine One or do they let you pack your stuff

The Wisconsin loss ruins Elon’s epic bacon promposal for Kai Trump but I guess we can’t let a neurodivergent man get a win

Post a warning This may be my favorite. This trailhead sign warning of volcanic activity in Hawai’i has *burn marks* on it from volcanic ash.

These motherfuckers did this to me last year too. I already filed! Why can’t you get it right the first time!!!

Sheikh Urbuti made it 14 years on Wikipedia en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...

Runzification

I wonder what the UX solution is for the “oh no my tweet went viral and now the interactions are annoying.” It’s a social media site, if you didn’t want interactions you’d write it in your diary. But maybe something can be done here to make it less frustrating?

I think we should find a woman with 14 kids and let her run the government

What’s your job in the lib soft dictatorship?

Biden just needs to direct the NIST to add another four years worth of leap seconds before noon

Everyone’s expecting Vlad to nuke Ukraine on the 21st or Xi to invade Taiwan, but what if it’s the Italian government waiting out the Catholic president before they end the Pope’s sovereignty

Sounds crazy but not the worst explanation. But I think it’s better understood as one of many wins Trump’s coalition gets for doing it. Diverse rewards create broad support so they might actually try something here.

Unfortunate acronym

AOC couldn’t count. That alone might shut the door on any future in any lege leadership, turning even sympathetic colleagues against her. It maybe reveals a longer term failure to assess how flexible the caucus was in support of her, making the past few years a strategic failure:

Probability as a function of sin(theta)? This is the good stuff

This EP brought me joy over the summer youtu.be/pOnt7mQSf5E?...

The dishes fairy is real. My wife takes it with her when she goes on girls trips, that’s why I have to do the dishes when she’s away.

Dems needed to make high variance moves. The AOC/Netanyahu ticket would have won.

Doing amphetamines in a McDonalds bathroom before work (taking my prescription Vyvanse)

Just sold a futures contract for the election. Help me out skeeters, where am I supposed to deliver the 100 Donald Trumps?

We’re losing the repository war to India. Everyone make twenty GitHub repos tomorrow morning

I’m a Kamala Harris/Mark Robinson voter because I just love breaking glass ceilings, First woman president, first black nazi governor.