do i want a dom partner or a dominos pizza? decisions, decisions…

its always “you’re hot” and never “your brain is so alluring i want to rip it out and kiss it”

just in case anyone was wondering, my tits look superb today 🤓

no offense but i need to be spoiled with a massage

hey babe, it would really turn me on if you got mad at me and told me to get my shit together 👉🏻👈🏻

smoke 'em if you got 'em. tw; drugs, weed

the vibes are cozy tonight 🤎

drafting the most conceited posts ever because i’m really feelin myself today 🥰🪞💃

Showing off~ #nsfwart #oc #curvy

someone should fall in love with me soon. there are memories to be made & sex to be had

it’s okay to be weird but not that kind of weird that’s just weird

that feeling when all your toys are dead

one of my new year’s resolutions is getting laid in a meaningful & respectful manner

the rumors are true. i’m a slut for cranberry juice

i’m proud to say i have a phenomenal ass

i considered deactivating this account but what if i want to talk about boobs? this is my safe place to do that

im probably going to ditch this account and mostly post on my main. id like to shift my focus onto more wholesome content. the unhinged era was nice while it lasted. feel free to follow me over at @mavenwild.posts.art who knows, maybe I’ll actually post some art over there soon

today’s agenda: be a little unhinged for therapeutic benefits

i would bite the next man who decides to disappoint me but he’d probably like it

she's a ten but responds to "hi" with "are you mad at me?" if you dm her when she's too high </3

for fucks sake i need to be more social and put myself out there. losing friends at a rate much faster than i can make friends

im cuddlorny (horny for cuddles)

good morning it is only 6am and im out here questioning my identity

had a dream last night that i posted “it’s a great day to be bisexual” and then i followed it up with “or wait… maybe I’m pan”

love being a boob-haver bc i can just look down and go “hehe nice” whenever im sad

people who hide the fact that they’re married/in a relationship concern me

the toaster scares me every time

drinking my emotional support afternoon coffee

breaking news: overthinking burns calories!

on second thought i might give bluesky another chance and stay here

might fuck around and deactivate my accounts on here. i don’t really use bluesky anymore so… yea

love how i posted on main a while back saying “i have a will to live now!” ha ha that lasted for like 2 minutes

ive got big plans for my stardew valley farm. god dammit why can’t i plan irl stuff like i do in this game ??

ill go back on main eventually when i feel okay again

married shane in stardew valley once again. the fact that i find him very relatable makes me sad. the dude is just dealing w/ trauma but at least now he’s surrounded by chickens

playing stardew valley to calm myself the fuck down 😃

depressed but at least im still enjoying video games. everything else? idgaf about

how do u cope with being a human?

not exactly in my role model era yet… but i’m working on the lore

me vs alienating people i care about

i don’t want a situationship i want to dance with someone and feel alive for 3 minutes

hopefully a med adjustment will solve all my problems🤞🏻

red flag? mood swings. it’s fine tho, i self-exile like a cursed forest nymph

psych appointment tomorrow. manifesting stability and hotness