Arranging a possible session meet with someone on here ... Account deleted so I can't even read their last DM ... 🙃

Spent the morning watching Asteroid City and it was a rollercoaster I wasn't expecting 👌 Would recommend

If I look upset it's not because I forget to pick up ANY snacks with my groceries... It's not... I'm more mature than that like, it's nbd ... 😮‍💨 Smh at myself

Shallow fried garlic & herb lamb on a bed of carrot and mushroom 🤙. Slip onto my lap and open your mouth of you'd like a taste lad 😏 👄 Careful, it's pungent and savoury ... Salty... almost creamy

Come get your sketch with me 🥹

If you jiggle it, my eyes will follow it 🤷‍♂️

I bought a whetstone for my kitchen knives recently and tonight I was rewarded for my maintenance efforts 😂 (yes I did try cut something while holding it, no I won't be talking constructive criticism) #kissitbetter #oops

Another pair bites the dust... 🦶 Seem such a waste not to recycle them somehow 🤔

Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins? He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions. So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?

Guys I was busy today, wtf is this about a short notice Rapture? 😂😇🛸🙏 Omg I'm so ready to get beamed tf up, bye b*tchezzz ✌️ *Checks notes: Pansexual with a functional adult mental capacity, scientifically educated and realistically agnostic* I guess you win this round Jesus ... 😑

I missed the train to the big city this morning so now I'm stuck home for the day 😔 Sooo what would you like to see me do while I lazily stroke and play with my hole for the next few hours?: A) workout B) play videogames C) make art #gooning #bating

Don't get distracted by outrage. Stay focused, stay together and stay safe if you can.

Anyone want to offer some help with my stretches?

I can just make up my own tag and see if it takes off... How about #SC Saturdays? (Socks-cocks, socks-cartoons, self-control (lol 🫣), etc) Not just an excuse to post my comfy position for much of today 😘

Hey is this what #fcf is?... Am I late?

Hey, as a non-American can I ask if this is like a person driven to do something extreme thing, or a martyr for the cause to distract from them dismantling the government and Epstein etc, etc sorta thing? Like what's the vibe? #askingforafriend

You ever just slip on your friends tight boxers, slide in some anal beads and spend hours grinding your hips while you play Silksong...? Just me I guess 🤷‍♂️ 😂

If you’re in favor of shutting down museum exhibitions or banning books because they make you feel bad, that’s a pretty good tip that you deserve to feel bad.

After some morning stretches I decided to masturbate a little 🐷 Rarely ever bottom so very surprised when I got 3 fingers deep without much warm up AND felt my jaw pop unclenched for the first time in a week. ✌️ Self-love Sunday vibes

I need somewhere to sheathe this for safe keeping, just a couple hours, you gotta nice little spot...?

#EvanJordie spreading the love(and his legs). 🔥🍑🍆💦

Ok, who’s got a fuck machine attachment they recommend? I’m getting close to where I can spend an evening gooning and gaming and getting my hole stuffed, but I want something less thick and more flexible than what I currently have.

I've been gaming a lot recently, you got a favourite one yourself, lil guy? I found this strange controller, think you could teach me how to use it? #master #findom #roleplay #feet

Feels good to be here 😏