One of the wettest babies we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of liquid. This #Tylenol #autism presser was a Bottom 5 most deranged thing this guy has uncorked.

If you are even the littlest bit #MAHA curious and heard this, I pray that you see this and realize this man doesn’t have the first f*cking clue what he is talking about.

There are far bigger issues right now but… #NFL special teams are completely drunk rn. I have never seen this many blocked FGs.

Not only does this have debauched bread and circus vibes, it’s wildly impractical. Mixed Martial Arts in July in DC? That’s gonna be sticky to say the least.

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

I remember watching a version of Bill Kristol on the Sunday shows and…let’s just say I’m very glad to see that growth is possible even among prominent commentators.

Take me hooooome country roooooaaads 🎶 #WestVirginia #BackyardBrawl

I cannot overstate the need for @nytimes.com and @us.theguardian.com et al to clock how quickly the RW media apparatus has pivoted in light of #ThomasRobinson emerging as the #Kirk shooter. It’s still war for them—those calls haven’t been walked back—but now the enemy is…college profs? 1/

Seriously, how does the Right get together on their talking points THIS fast? In light of Robinson not being the suspect of their transphobic fever dreams, they’ve moved en masse to colleges being at fault for #Kirk death. I’ve seen this on NewsMax and also from the Bari Weiss Free Press rag.

Got this email from the #Astros and in light of recent Valdez events…is this a threat? 😳

Break that 50% of men who approve of Trump down by education, age, and race. If they aren’t retired I promise you’ll find it’s mostly white dudes with some college or less who want to be able to make sexist and racist jokes at work without getting called into HR for it.

Darren Sharper? One of the most hardest hitting safeties in the league?

I too was once overburdened with mitochondrial challenges. That all changed after I gave my life to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

The #RFK clown car we’re being forced to ride in right now is going so back assward. First, the #FDA is limiting #COVID vaccine approvals to seniors (mostly); Meanwhile in #Texas… Women won’t have a right to their wombs, but a drug pushed by right wing grifters may soon be available OTC. 😑

Brought to the U.S. when she was 8. Earned a scholarship to go to college. Never forget: you have SO MUCH more in common with most undocumented immigrants than you ever will with Republican Party mega-donors.

So I think a lot about the whole “we/they didn’t vote for THIS” thing. Because some people who voted for Trump will say they didn’t vote for whatever Horror is going on, and then the natural response is “but you fucking did, what are you talking about” And I think we may be framing this wrong

I’m telling y’all…don’t sleep on Wes Moore. Guy has juice.

It’s times like these I wish I believed in a hell so that people like this would end up there for all eternity.

no feeling greater than deciding you’re gonna have a Big Sandwich for lunch

Cracker Barrel, like thousands of other brands, simplified its logo to make it more visually scalable on different sized screens… And the Right has a meltdown like it’s a moral affront of incomprehensible proportions. Just release the damn # Epstein files already so we can see what Trump knew/did.

The “rules” around handball in the box have no consistency, and it’s killing #Tigres in this #LeaguesCup match. How is Aquino’s hand in an unnatural position for both the first *and* second PK?! At this point defenders just shouldn’t have arms. They can’t win.

Hungry men create lunch times, lunch times create sleepy men, sleepy men create nap times, nap times create hungry men

Heard there was some excitement, but she wouldn’t tell me #TS12

To John’s and others’ point about Trump’s unnecessary deployment of #NationalGuard troops in #DC, it’s useful to understand who the audience is for this drumbeat. Sub/exurban agoraphobes who feel anxious that they cannot control who they share common spaces with and make it everyone else’s problem:

every single time

This is so wholesome I might cry 🥹

Trump admin: you can’t trust the Bureau of Labor Statistics to accurately count and report hiring / unemployment figures—you can only trust us. Also Trump admin: our special boy is so very good at golfing! Here’s his very real score. Winning!

Firing the head of Bureau of Labor Statistics #BLS shouldn’t come as a great surprise. He blatantly lies about gas being $1.99 after all. A decent world is possible, but MAGA makes it nigh impossible. They throw themselves over the cliff for love of Dear Leader and shackle the rest of us to them.

Congrats MAGA: you made us Turkey (derogatory)

This is a type of rock called a banded iron formation. It's made of alternating layers of iron oxides (magnetite and haematite) and silica (chert and chalcedony). It's 3.2 billion years old. And it formed before life had oxygenated Earth's seas and atmosphere. It's almost from another planet.

Maybe on whatever planet where they’re paying less than $2 a gallon for gas…

Two days after this article on @espn.com came out, the @wnba.com Golden State #Valkyries lost their first-time All-Star forward for the season. Dismally unfortunate timing.

They could maybe learn to stop appearing so suddenly at night when they rustle in bushes, but otherwise I friggin’ love opossums. Such under appreciated animals.

Imagine referring to your “Homeland” while including a picture that literally shows Whites moving Native Americans out. The people running this account hate anyone who isn’t descended from the right sort of Europeans. Real Blood and Soil shit.

Starting to think that even the least vile possibility here is that Trump knew #Epstein and #Maxwell sexually trafficked girls and didn’t do anything about it. But I suspect it’s worse.

We are at the “Holy hell how am I agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Green?!” stage of Trump trying to cover up #Epstein connection.

In over 10 years, this remains the best, most illuminating interview of Trump anyone has managed. This was the same interview where Trump made it clear he didn’t have a damn clue about the difference between raw #s and per capita COVID deaths. Just an embarrassing display of rank incompetence.

This whole “I would, but I’m powerless” thing is such transparent BS and we need a reporter to call him on it. If Trump and Co think he should insert himself into crap that doesn’t involve the POTUS (i.e. the Commanders’ stadium site plans), I think he can lift a finger to have files released.

*gets on intercom* Can the parents of this entitled, brutish mental vacuum please come pick up your son?

I liked this Frog & Toad post thinking it was sub-skeeting the @wsj.com article about Trump’s weird letter to Epstein for his birthday about their shared secrets. Nope, turns out it was posted yesterday before the article dropped. Total coincidence? What does the @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social know?

OK the @nytimes.com appears to be on a mission at this point. How in the hell do you justify FRAMING a special primary election in southern Arizona as anything to do with Zohran #Mamdani? Also #Grijalva was one of the leaders of the Progressive Caucus. His daughter was endorsed by Bernie & AOC!

I’m glad @mlb.com went back to having players wear their team’s home/road jersey in the #AllStarGame, but these hats are so goofy looking. I’d drop the little stars. The patch on the side is enough embellishment to convey, “Hey this is an All-Star Game hat.”

The logical extension of this is that Cory Comperator died so that Donald Trump may live. Did their god steer a bullet away from Trump and into a local firefighter?

What in the white f*cking supremacy is this? Third Reich propaganda was more subtle than this 💩

Meanwhile over on Xitter, the everything antisemitic app… I read a summary of Isaacson’s Musk biography and one thing that absolutely tracks is Musk hasn’t developed past a middle school boy’s sense of humor. The man is 54 years old and thinks he’s hilarious for this. Legalize comedy or whatever 🙄

Well @michaelhobbes.bsky.social NYT manages to do it again: an entire long-form piece on the politics of trans athletes…without talking to a single trans athlete. And certainly no interrogation of the Republicans who are pushing this. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/13/u...

Rage against the machine? No, I really prefer to be hard on the system.

I’ve had experiences similar to what @davidfrenchjag.bsky.social outlines here. They have locked themselves inside a right wing info echo chamber. They think anything that doesn’t affirm/agree with what they say is conspiratorial or left wing bias.