“I’m not the man they think I am at home, Oh no, no, no…

Spotify Wrapped just dropped 👍🏻

A Day In The Life…

I'm a strong believer in saying please and thank you. Please don't talk to me. And thank you for not making eye contact.

NOPE!

They should do a celebrity version of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

I’m not saying it’s cold out there this morning but I just tripped over a dog poo.

THE greatest cover version in the history of the world. I will not be taking questions at this point. open.spotify.com/track/7mAF2M...

THE greatest one hit wonder in the history of the world. I will not be taking questions at this point. open.spotify.com/track/6AxkHX...

It Sounded Funnier In My Head: A Memoir.

One of my favourite writers has just followed me on here so I’m all in! (And no, it’s not David Walliams for anyone asking.)

The Wheatsheaf, Borough Market 🍺 #pubsofthattherelondon

Christmas lights on The Shard every year always remind me of Nakatomi Plaza.

Well it’s goodnight from me, and it’s goodnight from them…

Lots of pressure on the first post on a new app isn’t there? Best to go with something profound that sums me up and will resonate over time I reckon… Fuck off Everton!