Save me Bill Clinton

The lawyer is watching intently as this is going on

Would you give Santa 50 lashes?

For all the Swifties in chat, I'll say, guys, I got awesome news. BTS is out of the army, they're back and I really really hope we can get late Paul McCartney BTS crossover. Because as you know Rihanna collaborated with y'know McCartney and they made that song "ITS OK TO LEAVE YOUR DOG IN A HOT CAR"

Imagine being attacked by an apple

I can't stop sucking this game's pp

I had 70% fun, 30% I wanted to eat painkillers

I'm a bit of a modern day Mozart

Wet Hannah Montana boot filled with milk dropped every time

Guys stop saying sixty-seven, stop donating, I hate it

𝓓𝓻 𝓢𝓮𝓾𝓼𝓼 𝔀𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓷𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓪 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂'𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓽~

Dorito implies existence of one big Doro

Maybe there's a Windows Destruction this year too but I don't know about that

I'm sorry car, I'm really sorry...

If Hawking's gotta compete, he needs some motivation if you know what I mean

IKEA pussy got me acting unwise

I wanted manslaughter as a child, but I never got it

obama

Yes! I was wrong about my ways! Thank you for proving that violence is always the answer! Beat me up lamao!

I WILL adopt you, and I WILL make you eat broccoli every day

Do you enjoy the idea of lubed up ice skates?

She's seen worse, she's 100 years old

DOOM is just Chip's Challenge for hardcore men

It's 4 movies about some squirrel that's looking for finna nut

They put "VERY EXPENSIVE" here so Apple users would buy it.

He's like scuffed Steve Jobs

Now this woman, who's 90 years old (god bless her heart) is forced to appeal to Gen Sigma?

It's a love letter to my landlord

That's the 1st bald joke of 2026

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the kusoge of theme parks

I shot him a fax cause I can't use technlology

Lol this character fucking sucks just like me

"umamusume still hasn't been fixed Check where your mechanics are and consider organizing them better"

What do you think Mr Beasto smells like?

Gazebo no

Would you give it to someone poor like Mr Beast?

Flat earth theory - Confirmed

Fuck has been copyrighted

I don't think I have nuts on my computer *right now*

I can't stop thinking about Ms.Piggy zero suit

I want to get out of way to heaven

I'm afraid of dogs when I go out for a walk and run, We can use a dog repeller to repel evil dogs

Permission to bounce on it sir!

"JRPG choices" has no path leading from it's exit

I want to go on something more thrilling than "JRPG choices"

I'm gonna call it "JRPG choices"

such simple :)

My dad licked a hammer when I was a kid.

We will be streaming Half Life 3 next year by the way