I'm not dead, Just been spending WAY too much time JO'ing to AI pxrn. I'm readjusting to real life. Please show dick of you wish to help in my recovery.

Never realized my dick is almost the same color as this wall.

Been sick and sad but I think it's cool that some people checked to see if I was still alive. Happy April y'all. Bring on the good vibes, please. FML, I sound like an AIM message lol. Yes, I own other underwear, these are just my favorite.

Last night just reminds me that I need another trip to PR.

I love that we're all a little Puerto Rican today.

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My couch is the perfect height for getting head while I play Star Wars.

My prized Family Guy DVDs.

When you can't smoke because you're with family for the holidays so you do edibles instead to stay joyful.

Happy Christ Day

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I love how Garfield is all "errmergerd" when my hands go up.

"Trees up, buns out" or whatever they say.

I wish someone would eat my pits as a Thanksgiving appetizer...

There's no reason that Fortnight lobbies are taking so long. Am I the only person excited for the Simpsons collab? #gaystoner #gaymer

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If you're not in costume and watching Halloween episodes of old sitcoms, why even halloween??

Justice League Heroes is better than Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Fight me. #gaystoner #gaypothead

Renaissance Fair 2025

Camping