No one has hit me up on Grindr in months so it's only fitting that Mother Madonna would be the first.

Big stretchies.

Can't believe I lifted weights while watching X-Men for 7 minutes and I still have noodle arms.

Happy X-Men 97 s02 eve, y'all!

Go see supergirl, now in theaters!

I didn't block anyone, they took me down.

I'm not dead, Just been spending WAY too much time JO'ing to AI pxrn. I'm readjusting to real life. Please show dick of you wish to help in my recovery.

Never realized my dick is almost the same color as this wall.

Been sick and sad but I think it's cool that some people checked to see if I was still alive. Happy April y'all. Bring on the good vibes, please. FML, I sound like an AIM message lol. Yes, I own other underwear, these are just my favorite.

Last night just reminds me that I need another trip to PR.

I love that we're all a little Puerto Rican today.

metalbearsolidx on IG .

My couch is the perfect height for getting head while I play Star Wars.

My prized Family Guy DVDs.

When you can't smoke because you're with family for the holidays so you do edibles instead to stay joyful.

Happy Christ Day

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