Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe

It was okay for me.

I will loudly boo their douche-canoe keeper FOREVER

✅Won a big, shiny trophy ✅Didn’t lose to Portland ✅Saving me money in the postseason I’m saying net positive

LMAO Right so the players and fans have lost the plot? cool

Full cackle they’re booing the guy that got head-butted.

LOL took 46 minutes for a Foxy Apple chant.

1. I don’t like this playoff format 2. Their keeper is a dick 3. That throat hit in Alex would have been a red on us, given history 4. This playoff format is ass.

LOL former GK Alex has another save

Do the Loony fans have any original chants?

Y’all badmouthing Danny Wilson because the Mariners didn’t win game seven of the ALCS can fuck right off into the sun cause he got them closer than anyone else ever has.

My team is awesome

Friends, the trophy is to the southwest on the ground level.

I'm sitting here thinking about having a 15 daughter being chased down and abducted by masked men while the local police watch and let them carry her away to god-knows where w/zero accountability we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons

I love the protest frogs so much!

Had to put on a teacher voice to tell people to step off the lightrail so people farther in could disembark at Westlake. Ended with an aggravated, “it’s common sense, jeeze”

Okay but. Our Cup is bigger this year 🤷🏼‍♀️

If I’m standing where the door will be when the train stops don’t you dare think you can mosey up after me and get on first. Ima put on my bar shoulders and box your ass out.

Thank god for timing and living right. Pulled in to the full Tukwila overflow lot in time for a nice Husky fan to point to her car and pull out.

Yanno what I love the most about the thing that I’m definitely not paying attention to? Danny Wilson is the skipper.

I hung out with some friends and toasted to a first big thing without my best friend. The housekeeping staff took care of Nhoj, too.

I’m a little surprised I made it to the Brooklyn Ripped Bodice before the LA one

This famous building popped up unexpectedly on my walk.

It’s been a great couple of days. Sea-Tac for a red-eye. Off the plane. Immediate Dunkin stop. Times Square.

If you see this, repost with a vampire who is not Dracula. Two for one Also, vampires do not fucking sparkle

Having a lazy wake-up and then I remembered the jokers who came into the supporters section yesterday wanting the Big Fucking Flag stopped during run of play or replaced by a smaller flag. What a laugh. Also, it was fun to repeatedly shout at them “every match, go away”

Unmatched.

Love to see it

Have acquired my very important back-to-school supplies. (Starting my 22nd year of teaching. Every night before the first day of school I have a shot or two of booze to quiet the brain goblins.)

You guys. Screen grab from MLS page on the clock app. Just before midnight. There were two matches Wednesday night. 9 InterMessi clips (1st 7 hours ago) 1 Sounders clip. Getting my tinfoil hat out of storage.

Costigan on the call quoted a Sounders staffer about Paulie: “He’d run through a wall hit it, fall down, get back up and do it again” 😍

Also henceforth referring to our competition on Sunday as Inter Messi

As someone who went to all the home matches for the money grab tourney…if you skipped them while mouthing off about leagues cup and show up on Sunday— I’m judging you a little bit.

Someone explained to me like I’m a five year-old what he’s supposed to do with his foot mid-action

Osaze! Nice work!!!!!

Why was Paulie carded?!?

Both matches on Sunday are going to be on the West Coast and yet they announce them with the eastern time zone. That just annoys me

🎶🎶His hair is so fine🎶🎶

Pepo!!!! 🎶¡Pedro de La Vega O! Pedro de La Vega Pedro de La Vega, Mi amor!🎶

🎶🎶His hair is so fine🎶🎶

Imagine lifting a chant from another group and starting a match chanting the other team’s name. Foxy Apple indeed 🦊 🍏

Yanno what didn’t happen tonight in the Brougham End? Anti-referee chants. Huh.

You know my favorite* thing about an 8pm match? Getting to Tukwila station after 11pm *not favorite - this is dumb I don’t even have to work tomorrow

Yearly wallet check. Because…the things I could sneak in inside my 4x3 inch wallet?

7:30am Mass it’s a rare Sunday that I’m back in my car later than 8:25am

LMAO - it took about 24 hours but my clock app feed has been inundated with Sounders beating Cruz Azul clips. The funniest are the rival Liga MX dudes Schadenfreude is fun

What a fun match to attend even the competition is a cynical money grab

Hooooly cow. Watching the match & 🍎 tee vee was working HARD to keep the “chinga la migra” signs out of the shot - some ridiculous close ups

The safety (evacuation) announcement is done so early that this many people will know what to do in an emergency

Female gaze