the hardest thing i've ever had to do is shut up.

why is it called lukewarm like why isn't medium warm, who is Luke

I woke up. I am not sick. I have clothes to wear. I have running water. I have food to eat. Life is good. I am thankful to God.

I dont like when people say "you look like you don't care" Bro I'm not acting.

might give away a few free samples of my attitude today

if you think girls are dramatic, you've never seen a guy lose in a video game

When a woman becomes her own best friend. Life is easier

my "stay in the house" game too strong

I don't know how to be fake, just get quiet

She mad cause he aint text her back yet girl hold on, he's tryna spell gorjus.

behavior of your relatives depends on your father's money

Don't tell me you miss me. Tell me you're outside with tacos. Actions.

imaging not liking me and i'm at home splitting a cheese stick with my dog

Just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car. While using my phone as a flashlight.

saying "im almost there" when you haven't actually left the house

I am a hardworking lazy person. Yes we do exist

People would rather lose you than fix situations, This generation weird

Going to a club with your friends then making fake names, fake jobs and fake life stories.

I don't care what you heard. I don't even talk to people

i would stalk me too, i get it

thanks to my bestie for letting me yap over the same issue a thousand times

People who go to sleep at 4am and still wake up at 7am scare me.

Them: "u need to go to therapy" Me: *books in an appointment for a new tattoo*

i say "this is my song" to like 150 songs.

I'm the easiest person to cut off, all you gotta do is stop talking to me and I'm gonna do the same.

Remember who checks on you when you get a little quiet. Those are your people.

Not being dramatic but your work pals getting a new job is legit worse than a break up

Being a good mother while my world fell apart was the hardest role I've ever played.

Ppl will go to work, clock in, then eat breakfast

Until further notice the days of the week are now called, thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

When you click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away.

my poor sister probably hasn't had a good laugh since she last saw me

She is working on 3 things right now. Herself. Her life. Her peace. She is me.

Before you call a woman a gold digger, Ask yourself do you ever have gold? You poor uncultured muppet.

"Why don't you go cry about it" nice try idiot but I already did that

"Buying a man gift is so difficult.. What do they even like?" They Like Other Women.

i listen to the same 20 songs everyday, but in different orders.

It's like I have clothes but I don't have outfits... You feel me?

Not every girl want money. Some girls want your land and property.

Don't play with me cause you ain't gone like the way I play back.

Dark room, favorite music, me alone it's always a mood.

I looked at him as a friend, until I realized I loved him.

I'm real heavy on the "but it was ok when you did it" bc people really don't see their wrongs until it's being done to them

I just want to travel, take pictures, drink coffee and be happy.

The only time I'll ever chase a guy is if he steals my food

I'm not DIFFICULT you just not gone handle me how you wanna handle me.

Music be touching my soul man.. that's my peace when my world is falling apart.

I don't chase anyone... but for you? i'd put my crocs in sport mode baby

Usually I don't text anyone but when I do it's Happy Birthday.

Stop venting!! All you need is loud music.