Checking in

Dog sitting is going well

Haven’t gotten laid in over a month should I kill myself

Just trying to keep this place alive

Show us your hotel mirror thirst traps, go! Oldie but a goodie

drop the lock screen husband looks so good here

if i send you this it means i want you to shoot in me btw

Being down horrendously for Italian men my entire adult life has led to this exact moment

Happy Friday bloomfies

I’m still not convinced they aren’t the same person

Raise a glass of champs in her honor

The strategically placed arm over the tummy is something so sacred for those of us who grew up husky

Who’s your favorite Pokémon of each type? 🍃🔥💧 pk-diagram.pages.dev All liable to change, but Nidoking is my all-time fave, Grookey is my fave starter line, and poison is my favorite type

Pokémon nerd oomfs judge my first Scarlet playthrough team

There’s a severe lack of Swifties on here, it’s time to summon my sisters

Siri play Lavender Haze

I was entirely too important at work today

Brought to you by the YMCA’s homophobic lighting

Hi BlueSky