In my unofficial "Chaos" system, which is a sophisticated sabermetric program that mathematically calculates "unhinged vibes" the A10 pre-season rankings are: 1. St. Joe's 2-14. Everyone else Looking forward to another season, everyone! #A10Twitter

Billy Lange got fired?

My Twitter feed: "here, see what the dumbest people on the planet think about complicated political/economic subject matters and why you should listen to what they have to say." My Bluesky feed: "...so Rich Eisen returned to ESPN tonight..."

What's better than poker night with the boys? A 3x payout at poker night with the boys 💵

Nacho Libre is a criminally underrated film, and deserves more respect. Also, if you do some research on the man the movie is based off of, Fray Tormenta, you'll find one of the greatest men to ever represent the Catholic Church. It'll only be a matter of time before he's canonized as a saint

Me watching that Battlehawks first half: Manny Wilkins? 🤢 Manny Wilkins? 🤔 Manny Wilkins. 🫡 Manny Wilkins! 😃

Swope and Dez Watson are putting on quite the show

The underlying stats aren't terrible. Even on turnovers and offensive rebounds. Just need to get better looks from 3 and hit some shots. Let's see what adjustments are made at halftime.

BA BA BA BA BA BASKETBALL GIMME GIMME GIMME THE BALL BECAUSE I'M GONNA DUNK IT!!!

Swope with some HUGE 3s there

Cup day. #WeWantTheCup

Update: the fortune cookie vibes are...

If we're going to have a chance tomorrow, we need to get back to our roots... Which is why we are eating lunch at the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet in Terre Haute today. #ArchBaronCup

1 HOUR TO TIP OFF GET TO CHAIFETZ SISTER JEAN CAN'T HANDLE THIS SMOKE!!! (I'm in Soulard rn)

Been in the lab tonight working on some #ArchBaronCup content... I hope you're all as ready for Tuesday as I am...

Not gonna lie, this is sick

How in the holy hell did we win that? Lolol

J Good... Yeah. J Good

Got PTO approved this week, confirmed travel plans, and did some Amazon shopping today... Ready or not, dayton, ohio... Here. I. Come. #ArchBaronCup

THE ARCH BARONNESS CUP COMES HOME!!!

I deserve a Billiken win tonight after the Friday at the office I just had

Woody Newton had two games this year where he had 3+ threes prior to tonight I don't think I've seen a more memorable shooting performance from any one individual in person since Jaylen Adams' 40-burger in Olean back in 2018. Sometimes, you just have to tip your cap to a guy who has a career night

Keys to the 2nd Half: - Limit turnovers - Continue to win on the glass - Get somebody hot from 3, doesn't matter who

I think I'm just now processing how ridiculous it is that SLU won that game last night lol

Billiken basketball on a Tuesday night:

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It's Cup Day. #WeWantTheCup #ArchBaronCup #BeatDayton

Me all day on Friday ##ArchBaronCup

It's just a tune up for the #ArchBaronCup. See you on Friday.

SLU staff is wearing suits tonight. We mean business...

There's no point in watching next Sunday. Don't bother. Boycott this trash ass league

COME ON BOYS

There it is. Call #1

Your Super Bowl commercial does not need a teaser trailer.

GENERALD WILSON IS A ST. LOUIS ICON HOW DARE YOU, KANSAS CITY

If there's a stat that tells you how the first half went, it's the assists. I guarantee that got pointed out in the locker room at halftime. Also, they gave Swope a foul that 100% should've gone to McCottry in that half, and it fundamentally changed the way the rest of the half played out

Everything about the start of this game is annoying. The broadcast, the missed shots. The rebounding. All of it is annoying

I watched Brian Schottenheimer's offense for 3 seasons in St. Louis, and let me tell you, Dallas might not break 200 yards in a game next season lol

Biological warfare is nothing new in #ArchBaronCup History. Charlie Spoonhour once tried to bribe a morally dubious groundskeeper to release rabid squirrels on Dayton's campus, in an attempt to reduce fan attendance. It backfired, and Shawn Haughn ended up torching the Billikens the next day...

Felt like a B- half for the Billikens. The offense had a hard time getting the ball to third side of the floor early on, but they found some momentum to close out the half. Ultimately, they're rebounding, and limiting turnovers. You will always give yourself a chance to win if you do that

Gumby has returned to Chaifetz Arena

Just once, I would like a player to thank their lord and savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in a post-championship interview

I watched that game with a lifelong Lions fan, and let me tell you all... that shit broke my heart

Bernadette McGlade roots for the Chiefs

Me looking at the last of January: #ArchBaronCup

You could shoot 75% from the field and it won't matter, you're not going to win any game with -12 rebounding margin and 19 turnovers. Burn the tape and walk away from that 2nd half

The diagnosis is simple in the 2nd half: - Rebound - Run Bamisile off the 3 point line They're still in this game, but they're too reliant on making tough shots, and the ball is getting stuck a lot on offense. Feels like fighting an uphill battle