In case you’re looking for hope, inspiration or just good news; I just got off a FaceTime call with friends that have been a queer couple for 50… years! 50!!! 🥲

Saint Patrick’s Day was brought to the United States by immigrants. If you voted for the orange fucker, and I don’t mean a Protestant, you’re a disgrace.

Am I looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you or Looks like they could kill you, would kill you?

They are messing with something because I just keep getting the same videos in the same order on TikTok.

If I’m over someone’s house for dinner and they don’t check inside the oven when they turn it on to make sure there’s nothing in there… I don’t want it!

Ahhhh… that’s better

We are the Fire Nation… 🤯

None of my first five TikToks today were Heated Rivalry related… 😔

🥅 Happy Hollander Days! 🏒

I 3D printed the cutters 🤓

The female characters and the women that play them in Heated Rivalry are absolutely incredible.m! May we all have a female friend like that. And… they all clocked their asses!

All it took was two queer hockey players kissing and I’m reading again 😂 📖

Marriage is asking your spouse if you like something that’s on the menu, because you aren’t sure. 😂

I have hope for the first time in a year 😭

Guys with thigh tats >

🎃 Made the first pumpkin bread of the season. Happy “…ber” months! (Almost) 🎃

Oh, you know… just getting an apostille for my birth certificate and marriage license because I’m gay in America and can’t afford to be unprepared.

They finally make an orange iPhone and then Tim Cook bends the knee?! Damn it!!!

Pumpkin recipes have started showing up on my FYP! I’m so happy! 😭 🎃

There should be no political appointments that last a life time. Term limits for them all!

Took myself out to dinner. Baseball is on the screens. Bartender asks me “Do you like baseball?” I said “Couldn’t care less… butt men who play baseball… them I like!” 😂

One thing I love about the PNW: When you see two couples hanging out together, it’s not always clear whether or not they are queer couples or straight couples.

FaceTime is the only thing keeping me from moving to Android.

(Me watching the news) “😂 … well who could have seen this coming?! 🍿 “

If your baking site doesn’t have “Jump to Recipe”… I don’t want it

How I want to respond when someone asks me why I can’t find my glasses. “That’s the crazy thing about glasses… THEY HELP ME FUCKING SEE!”

Remember when you’re wearing your green and drinking your beer that it’s a celebration brought to America by IMMIGRANTS! 🍀 🖕

Me! Me AF! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82M2rqk/

Two instances of me being awkward in public within five minutes at a local brewery: 1) A dad was holding a baby and the baby kicked me in the butt so I turned around and said “sir, I’m married” 2) Our table marker for pizza was 47 and I said, out loud, “Ok, prime!” Keep my husband in your thoughts.

I don’t think I’ve ever really been “Proud to be an American”. Today, though… I’m ashamed to be.

My empathy is nearly gone for those people that voted for this. “Oh, they are taking/you are losing your x,y,z?!” Good… GOOD! I’m sorry that you are going to suffer, I truly am. But if that is the only way you are going to learn… GOOD! I’ll spend my empathy on those that couldn’t choose.

One. Month…

Any advice for job searching abroad?

You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

We are the Fire Nation… 🤯

Oldie but still feel this way 😂

Reposts from TikTok

Some from TikTok

Wicked was the most incredible combo of cinema and theatre. I enjoyed every single second. I didn’t even open my candy. 10/10

141 (ish) hours without power… but we made it! 💅