Their decision making processes are bonkers. #CelebrityTraitors

She’s not a fantastic faithful, she keeps fucking up tasks! #CelebrityTraitors

Hooray! #CelebrityTraitors

Did Balding fuck up again? #CelebrityTraitors

It’s bonkers theories time. #CelebrityTraitors

They think it’s a popularity contest. It’s not, it’s a game. #CelebrityTraitors

At this point it’s just a guessing game but they’re all determined to find meaning in the daftest of things. #CelebrityTraitors

If you think medicines and treatments for your pets are expensive, wait until Fagash does away with the NHS. #BBCBreakfast

Trump can’t even put his tie on properly. #Trump

Trump says ‘the war is over’. I’d like definitions of ‘war’ and ‘over’ please. #Trump

There’s some awful dancing competition on the telly. Send help!

A ceasefire apart from continued bombing?

Disappointed that nobody has yet claimed to be ‘100% faithful’. #CelebrityTraitors

Some very deluded people on #DragonsDen

I asked ChatGPT to generate a picture of Elvis Presley playing polo on an elephant.

If Trump gets the Nobel peace prize it will devalue Nobel awards for ever.

There’s a lot of hair dye. #CelebrityTraitors

Badenough is dreadful isn’t she. #BBCBreakfast #Tories

Asha has had a brimful. #Corrie

Imagine being a president who wears a stupid baseball cap. What a tosser.

Angles

Magnificent

Slow Horses on the hatandbeard tellybox. Marvellous.

I’m tired of this Age Of Stupidity.

Flu jabbed but not eligible for COVID jab as government in their wisdom have decided to restrict who can have it. No wonder there’s been a surge in cases. Bonkers.

AI won’t end humanity by rising up against us but by making dealing with organisations so complicated and frustrating that we lose the will to live. #AI

Why isn’t there already VAT on private healthcare?

Stop talking! #OnlyConnect

Cate Le Bon on the hatandbeard hifi. First listen. Sounding good.

This item about digital ID is like an episode of The Thick Of It. Just not thought through properly and a distraction from what matters. #BBCBreakfast

Oh dear.

Yes, let’s keep cramming people into every inch of cities so the wealthy can stay undisturbed in their country homes.

I know this is not a surprise but Trump really is insane.

I want my country back from thick racist twats.

Tree

A man isn’t cutting his hair. #BBCBreakfast

Deport Trump.

It’s surprising how calming the ritual of making a cup of tea can be.

Translations… “They’re only saying what everyone is thinking” = “They’re saying what me and a handful of mates are thinking”. “I’m not a racist” = “I’m a racist” “Stop the boats” = “I hate brown people”.

We all need to remember that a very loud tiny minority is still a tiny minority.

Trying to count up how many MILLIONS of people didn’t go on Yaxley-Lennon’s ridiculous march.

It’s like watching an episode of Soap. #Corrie

Did #Corrie get a job lot of wigs cheap?

You'd think she'd have had time for acting lessons being away for four years. #Corrie

A patriot seems to be someone who loves their country but hates most of the people who live in it.

Morning sun.

Where’s that bloody moon gone?

Mad Nads joins Fagash’s band of idiots. Sounds like a perfect match.

The AI summaries you get when you google something are clearly written by monkeys with typewriters.

I wish this government would stop scoring own goals. We waited so long to get rid of the Tory bastards and they’ll be back next time at this rate.