guy who plugged an aux cord into their microwave

guy who is wondering how long jeff bezos would survive stuck in a hot car

guy who has a degree in making up guys

guy whose favorite pride flag is germany

guy who is not prepared for an unforgettable luncheon

guy who really loves the cheese at mcdonald’s and orders burgers with no bun, no patty, only cheese with extra cheese

guy whose birthday is today

guy whose self esteem is so high that it overflowed and is now incredibly low

guy who stood by the perimeter fence and screamed for thirty seconds before vanishing

guy who misses when their blood used to taste more metallic as a kid

guy who thinks this is bullshit

guy whose back pain is so bad that they turned inside out

this is what the creative process of makeupaguy is like sometimes btw

guy who overdosed on swedish fish and sour patch kids

guy who intentionally gave a fae their deadname as a form of transitioning

guy who drinks gender fluid out of the trans mug

guy who has once again been tricked by the circle

guy who is an ubereats delivery driver and steals straws from all the orders they can and has a massive collection of stolen straws

guy who shit themselves but refuses to admit it despite the smell and trail. the reason they’re waddling is because they’re “doing a penguin impression”

Guy who put an almost 10 million dollar bounty on Emmet from The Lego Movie

guy who really loves lobotomy asmr

guy who tries to use as many slurs in games of scrabble as possible

guy who got lung cancer from smoking too many smarties

guy who is surprised they put walter white in pokemon

guy who accidentally wasted a lot of printer ink

guy who has a pocket that can summon an infinite amount of tiny frogs whenever they want

guy who doesn't believe geysers are real

guy who fits neatly into your bag

guy who is worth at least one paper clip

guy who steals the handles from the freezer doors at grocery stores

guy who isn’t allowed to shit until they finish their homework

guy who is unable to tell the difference between avocados and frogs

guy who is "the bone of their sword" whatever the heck that's supposed to mean #ShirouDay #ShirouEmiya #ShirouDay2025

ayyyyy guy who cooka da pizza

guy who refuses to trust anyone who doesn’t like frogs

guy who hates the beatles because he just learned about mccarthyism

guy who has an incredibly big forehead yet a very small brain

guy who wants to hear your smoothest pickup lines

pirate guy who uses their hook as a can opener

guy who has a sheen estevez body pillow

guy who clearly does not know how to pick up a pen

guy who refers to race car drivers as racists and really wishes they could be a racist

They would be able to lift 1 trillion grams, or 2.2 billion pounds, the miraculous tv show made it much harder to find how much strength a ladybug has than it has any right to be - Robyn

guy who hates plants and claims that they’re “stealing all their sunlight”

guy who was gifted the power of fire control but it’s just a small lighter that teleports back into their pocket whenever they lose it

guy who uses their vr headset exclusively for a weather app

guy who has both peter griffin from family guy and piccolo from dragon ball on their kin list

guy who doordashes a knuckle sandwich

guy that's so fucked up he likes house music

this guy!! <3