guy who accidentally put kasane teto on their page

Kasane Teto

guy who got banned from the competitive shitting tournament for using laxatives

guy who is trying to create an extreme version of twister involving bear traps and free ice cream

guy who made up their own battle pass to use as incentive to get stuff done around the house

guy who refuses to wear clothing that doesn’t have at least one cuss word on it

i don’t remember posting this

guy who has had recurring nightmares about the grape man and his pet meat worm for the past two and a half weeks

guy who coded and designed an entire video game in one night as part of an elaborate lie to keep their parents from finding out they’re gay

guy who has PTSD flashbacks whenever they hear the music from their old morning alarm

get a load of this guy

guy who buys frozen bags of mixed vegetables and proceeds to organize all of them so they’re no longer mixed

guy who is the sponsor of today’s video

(EVIL guy who is VERY EVIL and has EVIL apps on their phone and is so EVIL that they don’t even close their parenthesis

guy who calls an ai chat bot whenever they ride in an Uber so they have an excuse not to talk to the driver

guy who tried pirating the harry potter book series but based on their commentary they must have downloaded mislabeled fanfic instead

guy who keysmashes out of fear

guy who thinks that gf stands for gordon freeman and is wondering why so many people are going out with him

guy who makes up random stuff and claims it’s a bible verse to win any arguments they’re in “he who poopeth find it sootheth” - Jon 6:7 this one was actually in the bible though i swear

guy who keeps a bag of gummy worms that they treat like a pet

guy who refers to all characters by their name and the series they’re from to avoid confusion i.e. sans undertale joker persona five tactica ross friends ash pokemon

guy who named all their phone contacts after anime characters and can’t remember who is who

guy whose cat keeps filling their internet history with nsfw searches

guy whose sleep schedule has been drastically ruined by youtube shorts

guy whose medication may or may not be working

guy 2: return of guy

guy who is named stanley

guy who has an oddly specific obsession with ASMR roleplays where the viewer gets lobotomized

guy who has a poly relationship with every lake in alaska

guy who cooks curry in their least favorite places to fill the place with lingering curry smell

guy who regularly drinks glowstick fluid so when they break a bone their body will start glowing

guy who will eventually show up to defend their home

guy who makes lightbulbs out of candy glass

guy who lives in an ai-only household and refuses to consume any media that wasn’t ai generated

guy who uses their various body parts to become a one man band (bones for percussion, stomach growls for bass, etc.)

i wanted to post “guy who prays to goku” a few days ago before realizing that’s literally just the spirit bomb

guy who uses pasta as incense whenever they meditate

guy who wants to kiss guys

guy who won the “no chicken sandwich” award

guy who named their firstborn after their skyrim character

guy who was charged with petty theft auto instead of grand theft auto because the car they stole was incredibly cheap

how could they 😢

guy who learned the hard way why you shouldn’t put lithium-ion batteries in the garbage disposal

guy who saved 15% or more by switching to guy-co

guy whose third eye opened after experiencing some incredibly good spicy tuna rolls

guy who can only see in second person

guy whose eye isn’t lazy, it’s just unemployed

guy who is confused about why people are selling their scalp in exchange for pokemon cards

guy who has been repeatedly snoozing the same alarm for at least a year

guy who tries to maintain polite eye contact, but constantly makes quick glances down at people's teeth in an attempt to count how many they have