The existence of Ann Summers and Anna Wintour, implies the existence of Anna Spring and Annie Autumn.

Show this to Lana Del Ray

Interview so good, I had to stop part 36 on TikTok and switch to YouTube youtu.be/ommx6Luj838?...

The existence of Tan French and Tana French implies the existence of Tanaest French

What I’d wear to a party were I a centaur

2150 days on the other bird app

What I would wear to a swingers party in Regency England 🍍

Your honour, I love them

It’s sad to see AI Slop on SNL week after week. They could have used any of these images to do a rudimentary edit like we yearn for. Do better, Lorne.

Foux du fa fa

We all friends

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Happy Birthday Clare Balding 💕

I mourned you the most 🕯️ RIP blue and pink candle stubs 2022-2026 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK

Paul Thomas Anderson writing ‘The Master’

Wouldn’t want to be caught dead without it 🪙

You can’t convince me this book cover for Hanya Yanagihara's ‘A Little Life’ with this unknown model photographed by Peter Hujar isn’t Matt Dillon.

Take me down to the Bracket City where the grass is [it ain’t easy being it] and the girls are [ ___ please ☺️🎀🍒]

♫ Tree Wizard… Tree Wizard…♫

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Back on my bullshit* *rewatching of Pride and Prejudice

Big Zuu’s flattering self portraits 👹👺

B-I-G-Z-W I’m done

Wicked - Defying Gravity (No fly)

I’ve got some yeast he can whisper to 🙂‍↕️

Happy new year from me oh, my oh, To you oh, yours oh 🥂🍾

Oh, you’re Caucasian? The name 5 Caucasus mountains 🤨

Watching W1A, where they’re brainstorming something for Wimbledon and Joel Fry’s hip young character says, “what if David Attenborough doesn’t know the rules of tennis?” Lol that was a clever joke because tennis balls are the neon colour they are precisely because of David Attenborough 🎾

Don Cheadle’s character tells Nicholas Cage’s character to “bag, yourself, Jack” when he’s having a panic attack. Which is ironic because I’d paper bag that face cause his physique is 10/10 but this sadly goes with his ugly mug.

The Yuletide SADs

Palindrome! 🥳

Watched ‘A Keller Christmas Vacation’ and wondered where I saw the cute guy before. Then I realised he reminded me of Bryan Johnson, the billionaire who in the quest for youth ruined his face.

All I know is that I would buy that for Greg Davies if I knew him personally. No questions asked.

Inshallah Zohran Mamdani will post a Merry Halal Christmas to everyone, Jingle Halal ooOooOooeEee

So you’re telling me they can do a Denise Hemphill origins series? #ScreamQueens

I should watch Taskmaster:Champion of Champions

Happy Christmas Eve Eve! 🎄

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Clocking in on the other bird app

The debat

Ceci n’est pas un tigre

Crafting a nutcracker 🎄

Guys? AND Dolls?? In this economy???

Oh look, they got one-half of Diverse Stripes

WTF? Just woke up to A. Partridge in a pear tree.

Dwight really had and uncle called Honk Schrute. I think he was married to Aunt Mememememe. #TheOffice

Crying because of a Robert Irwin DWTS tiktok. It’s like watching my own brother. Steve Irwin did that.