WTF? Just woke up to A. Partridge in a pear tree.

Dwight really had and uncle called Honk Schrute. I think he was married to Aunt Mememememe. #TheOffice

Crying because of a Robert Irwin DWTS tiktok. It’s like watching my own brother. Steve Irwin did that.

2075

This was a lovely moment today #BBAU

Never deleting this app

“My mum helped me tie these big boy shoes” - Bruce, probably #BBAU

Colin the very hungry caterpillar 🍎#BBAU

Nevermind, I figured it out

How do I fit this in my banner?

What I would wear if I were entering the Big Brother house #BBAU

Celebs with uncanny valley facelifts swearing it’s puberty

???

Facts about animals Prawns are cannibals 🦐 And kangaroos have three vaginas 🦘 I think it's worth repeating that prawns eat their babies 🦐 Interesting facts!

Gonna tell my kids this was Disneyland 🏰 #CelebrityTraitors

Remember, remember…

Mashallah Mamdani 🙌🏽

Taking this as a positive sign inshallah

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

I might watch ‘Carrie’

2025 🦉

Papa Greg Davies wearing Ray Ban meta glasses

[Bracket City] October 19, 2025 www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke... Rank: 👑 (Kingmaker) ❌ Wrong guesses: 0 Total Score: 100.0 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Just figured out Jenna Ortega’s Emmy’s outfit was an Isabella Rossellini tribute

Andy Samberg in some borrowed Wimbledon branded chinos (not pictured Lorne Michaels) as heard on Conan 🧡

Happy Birthday Ardal 🫧

They’ve unleashed a second AI “actress” called Imogen Poots

Ultimate Guitar’s maroon t-shirt guy is missing 😨

“Women are shallow. They only want alpha males” Ok then why am I fancying this dorky balding older man then? Maybe *you* want an alpha male.

Harry Castillo had to go through all that pain when Reed Richards can simply elongate naturally

2025 owl BBQ

Here’s a hot-tip for the hotel industry pioneers, looking at toilets and bathrooms from the bedroom is tacky. Always was, always will be. Give us walls made of brick, not glass. www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...

Watching everyone else eat as a gluten intolerant sicko

If I had a dollar for watching an episode of ‘Most Upsetting Guessing Game’ that mentions Hungry Hungry Hippos’ I’d have two dollars. I’ve only watched two episodes ever.

I can’t believe it’s not Jamie Demetriou

I can’t believe it’s not Allison Williams

I’ve seen umpteen mobile game apps pay big stars to star in their ads, meanwhile Clash Royale has a bootleg Billy Eichner doing a Billy on the Street style interview 🫠

Make baskeball bootylicous again 🏀

Franklin Storm-Richards on the Las Vegas Sphere

If you are in the rapture line! STAY IN LINE!

If you’re preparing for the rapture, don’t forget to wear sunscreen 🕶️

Feel like pure shit. Just want them back #TraitorsIRE

Remember remember, the 21st night of September 💃🏽🕺🏻

Today’s bracket city was a toughie 😰

How chapter is said: ch(apt)er How this audiobook narrator says it: ch(🦧)ter

RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved ‘Weapons’.

Prayer circle, hope it works 🤞🏽 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Pedro Pascal 🕯 wins his first 🕯 Emmy Award 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Starting to understand how Esmeralda went feral for Barry

This is her ‘Just My Luck’ photoshoot. Geraldine Vishwanathan, you’re going to be a superstar, dorlz.

I can’t wait to grow old just to be able to say “youngfellowmylad”