Yes, yes, I am doing a celebrating 🍾

Here we go team! She has been welded, new rear springs and shocks, new steering arm and ball joint, back break pads, filters and oil changed, injector seals, heater plugs, loom....can she pass the MOT this time though? 😬🤞

The gravitational pull of a dropped screw is directly proportional to its importance and how difficult it will be to find before you step on the sharp end again.

According to the clock, morning is happening. The window suggests otherwise 🧐 Hello to all, blinking in the literal and/or metaphorical darkness 👋

Here we go again!

Not good news on the MOT front. Some welding needed. Agatha is nothing if not a constant disappointment 😭😭😭

My current obsession is Anthony Horrowitz books, narrated by Rory Kinnear....I honestly don't know if it's the books or the narration 🤔

OMG the wind picked up a bit and now it's lashing it down! 🌧

Of course there was a heavy shower when I set off 🙄 Despite my general dampness, it's generally a fine day 🙃

It's very busy in these brains...

Morning all 👋 I hope all is well in your worlds 🌎 🙂

So, tomorrow all Hallows month is done for another year. I will need to update my Avi. Shall I have my own gurning mug shot or just put Agatha on parade?

I have taken myself to a field to hunker down in a storm. My boy child (young adult, man type) is having a Halloween party at home. I definitely made the right choice 😌

Did I pack the cauldron? 🤔

Probably better you don't say anything Kate 😳 #TheTraitors

It's just not the same 😢 #TheTraitors

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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

You reach a point where you’ve seen every kind of comeback. Some people never leave the stage — they just change costume and call it growth. 🎭

This is what a grammar school education gives you. 👻

Their, they're, there. 🤦‍♀️ I am destined to spot the error after I post... 😖

What's it like inside your head?

Morning all 👋 It is both early and late. Best day of the year 😃

I mean, I love to laugh but must that have left a permanent indent on my face!?🙄

I have to put shoes on first thing in the morning.....ready for anything.....when the shoes come off, I am done for the day. Ask nothing more of me 😑

Someone has nicked the sea again 🙄

Here we go again!

I am a try too hard. I own it. It is what it is. *crawls under weighted blanket.

An elsewhere defineing my existance...

Woke up 8 minutes before my alarm....💅 *which i hadn't turned on 😬

2 weeks before her MOT and Agatha has got the collywobbles. She's been reluctant to start. Nerves probably, let's hope it's nerves 🤞

Meanwhile, in the UK, the annual set shit on fire season, has begun in earnest...

It's been a very busy year... 👇

Mood but not cold. A perfect autumnal day 🤩

It's uncanny 😳

I am tucked up, in the dark, under a weighted blanket, candles giving a lovely warm glow.... the blanket is very weighty.. I need a pee 😳

Finally, a word for it!

I have spent half my life looking for things that I 'put somewhere safe'.....Morning all 👋 ....the hunt begins again 👀

No one wants to be in the rhombus of doubt now do they?🧐

Against all the odds, I am awake before I've been alarmed... then I realised it is Monday. Have the best one you can folks 👋

Night all 👋, I accidentally binged watched by accident and now I am too tired for tomorrow 😴 💤

Bertie's new bottom 🤭 *yesterday's post vanished 🤷‍♀️

Depressingly far fewer women will receive life saving first aid if they have a cardiac arrest because of.... boob's. If you HAVE to save my life you can see my tits. *Getting that printed on a T-shirt 😑

What have they done to The Traitors' Land Rovers!!! I DO NOT APPROVE 😑 #TheTraitors

This will be me at work today 👇

Woke up 15 minutes before my alarm 💪....im definitely going to be late 🙄

Night all, early tonight but 👇

It's a super moon tonight, and behind the lovely picture of trees I took....it sits 🙄 *not giving up my day job.

The Boy child (young adult boy, fruit of my womb, hates being described like that, no really stop it mum), drove me to work today! His driving lessons are really kicking in 😊