This is what we need, positivity!

Should be a good match next round

Miley has had a bit of a mare tonight

Following its recent 11% price hike, Apple TV have announced that they are pulling the launch of Savant, a series staring Jessica Chastain as a woman infiltrating online hate groups in order to stop violence being committed in the US. Have they not seen what happened to Disney? Time to cancel.

📣Victory! 📣 Advance UK conference in #Newcastle cancelled. Their leader convicted drug dealer & violent thug, Tommy Robinson, won’t appear - huge thanks to Majority members on the frontline & community groups & campaigners leading the fight. #NotInOurCity #WeAreTheMajority

Good to see the refs maintain the same standard. Shame that standard is a pile of shite. #BOUNEW #NUFC

Fucking bastard VAR

This new tactic of hoofing the ball straight out for a throw that all teams seem to be doing is fucking doing my head in. #BOUNEW #Stipidity

Big warning shot

Howay man #NUFC Blue-sky, we're getting as negative as twitter!! Let's see some positivity. 1-3 #HowayTheLads #NUFC #BOUNEW

Some fucking shite defending second half

Getting into pissing my kegs in anticipation now.* #NEWBAR #NUFC #HowayTheLads *could also just be my dodgy bladder though

Get there early: biggest opening display ever to "welcome" Barca to St James' #nufc #ucl #worflags

Isak looking off the pace, and just got wiped out.

Not #NUFC related but I've put the # anyway as some bloke called Geordie Beamish has just won the Steeplechase at the Worlds

Jammy twats

I see Slot has said Isak has yet to find fitness after his "exile" at Newcastle. Self inflicted exile. He downed tools and refused to play

Woltemade!!!! #HowayTheLads

Mad Italy match 9 goals with Tonali getting the winner.

Wey that came from nowhere

Mind saying Germany have been shite, Woltemade will have to be putting in a bit more work if he going to be keeping Howe happy

Omg 😱 #nufc

Fook, you can spot Woltemade a mile off. If we aren't successful from setpieces then we should be ashamed. Him and Dan Burn? Sorted

It's blinking Bruce-ball

Good written interview with our new CEO. Goes undercover to watch #NUFC in NYC prior to his official post announcment. www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/davi...

Also have a piece here on how Newcastle United's womens team might best deploy the new signings and what their best starting line-ups might look like. #NUFC howaythelassesnufc.substack.com/p/wsl2-seaso...

Season starts on Sunday for Newcastle United's women's team. Here's an article analysing all* the signings they've made this season and where they might fit in. Every single one of them feels like a good upgrade at this point! howaythelassesnufc.substack.com/p/wsl-2-seas...

Finally, in the final part of the season preview series, here's a look at all of Newcastle United women's opponents in the #WSL2 this season. #NUFC howaythelassesnufc.substack.com/p/season-pre...

Howay the Lads. Let's take the 3pts we should be getting

Private plane due from Birmingham airport at 17.55. 🤔 #NUFC #Wolves #StrandLarsen

Howay the Lads. #NUFC #NEWLIV

Howay man, can we unlink Guimaraes as a tag that puts posts in here. Seeing Vittoria Guimaraes scores come through is getting right on the end of my man boobs

We need to turn the heat up on Isak, force him to choose. Name him on the bench v Liverpool. He can either show up and be ready to play, looks good to both teams. Show up and refuse to play or not show up, both of which will probably ruin his career.

Have we had a video of Ramsey telling us how to say his name yet? Cos his is almost as hard as Dan Burns like.

Howay the Lads, let's start with a win. #ASTNEW

@robertsmark.bsky.social @simonramsay.bsky.social

Currently rereading the #SaskiaChallenor Quadrilogy by @Addyspectre1, telling the story of a young lady who has the power of intent but is unable to use it, why? Well, you'll have to find out for yourself. #TheLutist is book 1 and the link is in my bio.

Not that I've been looking, 😊, but there's a private flight,origin Milan, arriving in Newcastle tonight at 21.36 🤔

For smegs sake. Last bloody minute

Well Al Hilal agree fee for Nuñez

The one thing I really dislike about football. Any football. The mind numbing build-up. Why on earth do we need 90mins of build-up? I wouldn't even sit through 30mins of build-up if it were Newcastle in the VL final FFS. 90mins is taking the piss. #WEuro2025

And the moral of this story is, be very careful who you share your personal data with, whatever their privacy notice might claim. Among the 72,000 images stolen were ID images that, according to their privacy policy, are “deleted immediately” after authentication. @picornell.bsky.social