Israel Defense Farces
@israeldefenseforce.bsky.social
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It's so good. It's like staring into the glow of banned white phosphorus munitions. Netflix has a winner.
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10 months ago
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Haaretz is Hamas! Democracy is whatever our glorious leader says it is.
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10 months ago
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Correct! We prefer them alive despite bombing the entire strip and preventing food and clean water from entering. Bonus points if they're breathing!! Extra $1M
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10 months ago
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Not putting me in your starter pack is Antisemitic
10 months ago
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[email protected]
is Hamas, confirmed! Thanks
@washingtonpost.com
@postopinions.bsky.social
we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)
10 months ago
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A special thank you to the
@washingtonpost.com
@postopinions.bsky.social
editorial board for the cover! We promise we don't think there's any Hamas in any tunnels under your offices (Not yet at least! 😉) Keep it up!
10 months ago
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Everyone on here is Hamas!
11 months ago
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If you don't reskeet my posts, you're antisemitic
over 1 year ago
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We accept any and all calls for ceasefires as long as hostages are returned and we get everything we want and everyone else gets nothing they want
over 1 year ago
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Israel Defense Farces
No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors
over 1 year ago
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We just took these guys to the beach for a fun day in the sand! We just blindfolded them so it'd be a surprise
over 1 year ago
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Hello world! We are here to occupy and destroy your skyline. Consider this a warning knock because we're so kind and moral! 😘
almost 2 years ago
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