Donald Trump needs to stop going after Hakeem Jeffries. I don’t like not liking the same people that he does not like.

Hmmm… 🤔 Can anyone help me remember who was president in 2020?

Letterman is still a real one www.rawstory.com/cbs-david-le...

If I knew the direction of the world was going this way, I would’ve studied to be a psychiatrist

Liberal Hollywood has been trying to tell us for a very long time

The courts and media are compromised… but we are still going to win. Why? Progress always wins. The real question is, “How long will we allow this to continue?”

MAGA treats politics like team sports. They will ignore clear acts of hate just to be a team player and goes against every value they claim to stand for. They’ve distorted what it means to be conservative.

My wife and I decided not to have any more children. To ensure we don’t, she asked if I would start driving a Cybertruck

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Cinco de Mayo falling on Taco Tuesday is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me

The best part about having ADHD is you can watch a movie and three months later watch again for the first time

The Trump golf event flop is bigger than you can imagine.

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May the 4th be with you

I have NEVER seen Chick-fil-a not busy. Especially on a Friday night. But that’s EXACTLY what I saw when passing by on Friday, May 1st. IN TEXAS 😳 Gave me chills and made me very proud

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Don’t fret… Help is on the way!!!

Happy May Day to all who are celebrating!!! No work, no corporate spending today for me

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To the tune of 867-5309 Jenny, except… 🎶 8-6 47, it’s that time🎶

I’m caught in the loop of wanting to do better, but also not having the energy

Bayer is dead to me

The societal transition from “Star Wars” to “Star Trek” is going to be long and painful, but I’m so ready

My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

~✨Good Morning✨~ Be well & love one another.🤍 #kindnessmatters #mentalhealthmatters #pinks

Boredom happens when you have a surplus of mental and physical energy. Good thing I don’t have to worry about being bored for a while.

There are more registered Democrats in Texas, then registered Republicans… 🤔

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Caleb Downs! 🤩

This good boi would be coming home with me. This is why I have 4 dogs

…by their bootstraps!!!!

#nfldraft tonight!! Not all greatness was drafted though… Greatest undrafted Dallas Cowboy of all time. Tony Romo - Oil on Canvas - 2014

I’m not proud of myself and I understand the problem is me, but if you’re whistling indoors, I kinda want to strangle you

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All I see is Homer Simpson in this tub and shower cartridge

I miss regular government corruption

“Soup fork” has me rolling. 😂

I honor of draft day, here is the painting I did of Tom Landry. Even if you hate the Cowboys, you gotta give Tom some love.

Ok… you’re allowed to support ICE and their tactics, but you have to be an immigrant for a week. Deal?

This is your reminder to take it easy today. You can’t get it all done in a day and you just have to take it one step at a time. You’ll get there

Absolute GOLD

My Cuban-born friend, here legally, was arrested at his appointment, separated from his wife and daughters, held for 8 months, then released into MEXICO. He knows no one, has no ID and is alone. Any advice on how I can get him some money or resources?

Two points… 1. My dogs are insane 2. Pets take after their humans

I hate the way the media is framing this as “ Democrats don’t like what Republicans are doing”, rather than the accurate framing of “anti-fascists don’t like what the fascists are doing…” Cutesy cartoons aren’t telling the whole story

2016 feels like 20 years ago…

I don’t want a logical or reasonable answer. I want someone to validate my emotions!

I feel this to my core…

I had no dog in the NBA playoff fight. Until the Pope Leo jersey rocked by Spike Lee. I’m now a Knicks fan this summer