Jimmy Kimmel petition

Change.org petition for Jimmy Kimmel. RETWEET! if you want, it’s appreciated chng.it/SDM5JXQB9G

I think I took the Rotten Fish Nebula out in my garbage yesterday. (Also, there is a nebula named the Rotten Fish Nebula 😄)

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Traffic light.

Can all cats speak the same language? You may say they all meow, but all people talk and all sound like people talking. There you go, I've ruined your Caturday. You're welcome.

At my zoo, the "Rare and Unusual Animals" exhibit is stuff that started out in the cafeteria.

I am currently in a gutter.

True or false, IKEA once let 100 cats loose in one of their stores. Happy #Caturday

Caturday

If you talk about aliens again, I'm gonna make my face go like this.

The last one was a joke. (Obviously I don't want to have to put this, but that's how things go, specifically these days. 🙄) 🙂

You don’t have to if you bash your brains in with a brick.

I feel bad for the going-extinct chickens.

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Thanks for following me too 🙂

There is tomato sauce, but is there potato sauce?

Is a bicycle that lost a wheel now a unicycle?

This is a picture of my cat, that refused to be photographed. Happy #Caturday

This is cool… but if anyone ever puts DO NOT CONSUME and then a picture of a chocolate bar, you know it’s going to be followed by 🔥🗑🔨🔧🧱🔥☹️🙀🧱🔧🔪🫣🤯

@stormdsr.bsky.social thank you for following back 🙂

Yeah, they decided to go back and get two bags of Doritos instead.

Yeah, but you also don’t get a ticket if you run the red light and then just keep on running when you see the cops.

I have also thought about making all the halls in a school a giant slip-and-slide. That’s not what they said. No; that’s what I said.

Happy Differently-abled Pets Day! Make sure when you adopt, you don't overlook these beauties! They have so much love to give!!! 🩷🐾

It is more than you might think.

If you don’t own a fan, get a large, heavy-breathing animal.

It's disheartening when people adopt a #pet to decide later they're not happy, so they abandon or return the animal to the shelter No animal deserves to spend its life in a shelter feeling unwanted #Animals also have emotions... All animals want is to live a good & happy life w/ a loving #family

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I saw a rainbow 2day. Y r they calld rainbows? Shuldnt they b shaped lik this 8 thn?(but sideways)and dont tell me it's because it's supposed to b lik a bow and ARROW. It's missing one too many strings for tht. It's not shady-agreement like at all. #photography thru a window of a car #badphotography

I like your name (2012 nissan altima). My guess is you don't drive one. @feeniks.bsky.social

Overheard someone at @greenevillezoo.bsky.social ask an employee what they know about monkeys. Their response: “I know they don’t like getting boots thrown at them.”

That doesn’t mean they don’t have the straps.

Warning: it is not grass, so don’t try to walk on it. Three people have died this way. Happy #StPatricksDay ingredi.com/blog/cities-...

For Donk and Brittney, they sent me this to share: @jay.bsky.team (Letter by P.E. Prideaux (Paul)) #FreeDonkAndBrittney substack.com/inbox/post/1...

There’s a bear in that cabin. I feel like there’s probably a bear in that cabin. Does anyone remember Letterman’s bear story? I like that story. It had everything, a bear, fireworks.

@carriekatzcoaching.bsky.social And thank you for following back 👍

And deadly tornadoes to kill you and more rain to trap you inside with family that wants to kill you and more plant growth for the animals at the zoo that’ll have more visitors to climb up and kill you. It’s a very murderous time of the year.

I created a free ebook on my website titled 135 Ways You Can Help the Environment Starting TODAY! Anyone can have it! Here is a teaser post with 45 of the tips! teatreevalley.com/posts/ways-y...

This is a message from Brittney and Donk! PLEASE repost it! Thank you!! 🌺

Cat.

I don’t think anything else needs to be said…. 😁

This. Is a pig.

#Caturday cat and beans people keep posting cat and beans Not my photo obviously. By some guy named maybe George.

Happy Caturday people

Someone should give it a Band-Aid.