New Year's.

Happy New Year! Nipsey here- I only have 48 reposts! Look I need 2find a human on the East Coast to save me! I’m a really good pup! My family moved and didn’t take me! Pls repost me! It’s New years Eve and I’d like 2b in a home soon snd not killed here! Pls REPOST ME!

Yeah, but I went as a thief and stole everyone's candy, so they MIGHT have first place, but I have all the candy.

The car you don't drive next to. Because when they leave it's not gonna get any better. And that's them PARKING, that's them going SLOW.

𝗥𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 #𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲

Urgent. Please sign. ✍️ The County of Hawaii starts starving cats Jan. 1. We will no longer be permitted to care for cat colonies we have cared for for years...🐈‍⬛🐈 Please help stop this egregious ordinance passed by an abusive group of County Council members. 👇 www.change.org/p/priscilla-...

Since this is not my photo, I would like to point out that one cat would be on one of their tails though. Happy #Caturday Day

That's because it's dilapidated and in need of repairs.

Dug by this dog.

That looks like the time I got ketchup on my shirt and then tried to bleach it out and then bleached through the color on my shirt and the ketchup.

So either the squid is coming out of the ocean or the bat is flying into it. Or the sky's broken.

Sure, why not.

I didn't know Anonymous had anything to do with Valdthsythe castle and talked to frogs. (1:49)

Caturday but wrong

I told you, I WON'T stop flying into windows.

Meet your new feline friend, Sofia, located in Mentor, OH. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/sofia-78548936/oh/mentor/lake-humane-society-oh76/

Happy World Animal Day! Here's a pig.

World Animal Day www.worldanimalprotection.org/our-campaign...

Good Morning and Happy Friday 👋 There will be #FridayNightParties so join us! Let’s meet more #NeverTrump friends that dispise maga. 👋 Have an awesome day ❤️☮️ Repost #BlueStormComin1

There's an app that allows you to donate treats to shelter dogs just by playing a game and watching ads. You can also donate food for money, but the treats they send you can send without spending anything! www.treatva.com Please share and REPOST if you want! #dogs

I don't need neck support.

Cats knocking objects off tables are just looking for secret passage ways. Or they just think it's hilarious.

Your quiet friend and nap companion awaits: MARIGOLD, located in Riverside, CA. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/marigold-77816102/ca/riverside/riverside-county-animal-services-ca1527/

Meet your new best friend, Maury, located in Charleston, WV. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/maury-77904427/wv/charleston/kanawha-charleston-humane-association-wv46/

Add a little joy to your life with Linus, located in Springdale, AR. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/linus-76246833/ar/springdale/nw-arkansas-animal-rescue-inc-ar429/

Your loyal friend and adventure buddy awaits: CATERPIE, located in Long Beach, CA. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/caterpie-78223803/ca/long-beach/long-beach-animal-care-services-ca1183/

Step into a world of love and gentle purrs with, HICCUP, located in Naples, FL. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/hiccup-77906959/fl/naples/collier-county-domestic-animal-services-fl289/

Jimmy Kimmel petition

Change.org petition for Jimmy Kimmel. RETWEET! if you want, it’s appreciated chng.it/SDM5JXQB9G

I think I took the Rotten Fish Nebula out in my garbage yesterday. (Also, there is a nebula named the Rotten Fish Nebula 😄)

Discover your next family member: Baabar, located in Brooklyn, NY. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/baabar-77959172/ny/brooklyn/brooklyn-bridge-animal-welfare-coalition-ny765/

Traffic light.

Can all cats speak the same language? You may say they all meow, but all people talk and all sound like people talking. There you go, I've ruined your Caturday. You're welcome.

At my zoo, the "Rare and Unusual Animals" exhibit is stuff that started out in the cafeteria.

I am currently in a gutter.

True or false, IKEA once let 100 cats loose in one of their stores. Happy #Caturday

Caturday

If you talk about aliens again, I'm gonna make my face go like this.

The last one was a joke. (Obviously I don't want to have to put this, but that's how things go, specifically these days. 🙄) 🙂

You don’t have to if you bash your brains in with a brick.

I feel bad for the going-extinct chickens.

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Thanks for following me too 🙂

There is tomato sauce, but is there potato sauce?

Is a bicycle that lost a wheel now a unicycle?