Rose’s goal and assist were both so cheeky I love it. Let’s goooooo Gotham

Noooooo Nealy 😭😭😭😭 who will be back up keeper now?!

How about you start asking some white people about this

Raise that banner high #RBNY

Patron saint of assists

Hey look they did it again. A beauty by Howell!

Mark it on the calendar Gotham has scored a goal in a NWSL game

This is so messed up

Okay glad you redeemed yourself

Choupo bruh that’s so embarrassing

RBNY are just not enjoyable to watch anymore. This is painful.

The Princess Diaries was released 24 years ago today 👑

FORSBERG!!! What a time to strike #rbny

No one is safe from Achilles injuries even referees

ARSENAL WOMEN REIGN SUPREME

LETS GOOOOOO

That was so anti-climatic. Iga played really well and Amanda just never showed up.

You know Sabalenka is fuming right now

"20-year-old Damion Downs, German-born to an American father. Dreamed of being a pro football player when he was a kid, now he's a pro soccer player. And he can win the shootout for the United States right here. YES!" John Strong's USMNT Gold Cup call (and lay out) for Fox.

Matt Freese I will forget what club team you play for tonight and celebrate your good work in the PKs

May I suggest the USMNT should try to play some defense. It might help.

This is so concacaf

New York Red Bulls spring on the counter looking for a last second winner ... but the referee blows the final whistle. RBNY head coach Sandro Schwarz runs onto the field to argue the decision... and is immediately sent off. Chaotic end to RBNY's 2-2 draw with Minnesota.

Sandro running full speed to the ref as soon as the final whistle blew… he is all of us

Red Bulls are really missing Harper and Edelman tonight

Why are all the Red Bulls players made of glass?

Me to Chris Drury

CARLOS!!!!!! What a comeback! So deserved!!!! Beautiful beautiful tennis! Can’t believe I’ve been sitting on my couch for 5 hours and got to witness that!

Chesky I hope you never see another second of happiness in your life. What an absolute disgrace this reffing has been today. #gothamfc

SHE’S BAAAACKKKKKK

ROSE IS COMING ON!!!!!!

From courtside to pitchside 🏀⚽️ Breanna Stewart is repping NYC and showing love at the Gotham FC match 🗽

My girl Stewie is here!

Happy Pride from @cloud9goth.bsky.social and GothamFC

YESSSSS COCO!!!!!!!

A brace for Ally Sentnor!

Pride jerseys and Caption Naomi Girma? Name a better duo, we’ll wait.

The only two blessings about this series being over is not having to listen to Reggie Miller or having to see that dickweed Haliburton’s face anymore. (I will not be watching the finals)

Happy (early) Pride from the New York Red Bulls #rbny

This was too much drama and stress for a Wednesday night game but that seems par for the course with Charlotte. A win is a win though!! #RBNY

HOLY SHIT THEY WON A GAME!!! NOT DEAD YET!!!! LETS GO KNICKSSSSS

Sometimes you’re looking up yard sales and you see one that mentions they have NY Liberty merch. 15 minutes later you’re leaving with your hands full

LETS GO GIRLS!!!!!!! CHAMPS ARE HERE

It’s only game 1 it’s only game 1 it’s only game 1. LEARN SOME FUCKING DEFENSE BEFORE GAME 2 KNICKS for the love of god please

Live updates from the #rbny game from my mother

AI sucks. If you use AI to write your term paper because you're lazy, or you use AI to summarize your emails because you can't be bothered, or you use AI to make shitty videos of celebrities, or you use AI to do anything that involves human creativity or thought, then you suck, too. Just FYI.

Sometimes I think someone is cool and then I find out they’re a Tottenham fan and I’m like wooooooow was I wrong about this person

HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK LA THIS IS SO SATISFYING