Finally, Lizzie sitting on someone's lap instead of the other way around like in therapy~

Get me a woman built like Santa? Yeah, honestly

One I'm gonna spend a lot of time researching to make sure I've made the right call. FOR SCIENCE!

Also, Lizzie in Wind River~

"Breath in for 8 seconds, then out for 8 seconds, really feel the movement in your stomach; own your body for what it is" It's so easy to turn meditation horny, goddamn

I've been doing yoga for years. The second I get a girlfriend, we're doing this. For health reasons. And as foreplay.

I got progressively more slack-jawed as I watched that

THE FOCUS ON HER BELLY

Blink can be kinda hit-or-miss with me, but damn when they hit it's like crack

I really need to ingrain it in my head that Iskra Lawrence is GODLY. I keep forgetting for some reason

Happy, Healthy, Shapely~

Strong jawlines should be the result of eating hearty foods, not starving oneself

Mrs. Claus gained some winter weight~

That's really the crux of body-positivity; letting people feel safe in their own skin - that being "fat" isn't something worth hating yourself over. It's beautiful and it's attractive, but it's also just way fucking healthier than the mental destructivism that is modern "beauty" standards.

We could totally write this as a self-help/fiction crossover story. I've always wanted to write a story that feels like the book sorta talks to the reader

This is what a healthy marriage results in; a strong-thick woman~

Mmmm Iskra~

Dillion Harper

I wanna shove my face in it

Anyways, huffing Bebe's butt would cure all of my life's problems, I'm certain of it.

Hey there Elle

These pictures honestly have that vibe, even though they're not as small as that

Yellz0's belly looks like it's getting plumper~

A woman who isn't afraid of the food she loves and the effects it has on her body >

Hot lady + food is an elite combo and needs to be more commln

I fucking remember this! There was a time when MAINSTREAM PRESSES turned on modeling's golden girl for having normal bodily reactions to leaning to one side...

It's maybe the best runway performance ever~

Don't care if I pass out, stay sat down

It's insane that amongst those three, Iskra CLEARLY has the best ass, like goddamn!

@fapshots.bsky.social Can you tell God to turn down the humidity here? My balls are far too moist

I've had this general thought for a while but I figure I'll put it into words now: When models don't smile during shoots, it comes across as creepy as fuck most of the time, like the director thinks the viewer prefers seeing a scared/sad women in their underwear instead of a happy one.

"Whiter than the mounds of snow white" is one hell of a bar

Does Dua Lipa have a wedgie fetish? Because I've never seen her wear a bikini that wasn't UP THERE

This is so quaint and fun and I used the fattest options

Met her after a local show and was clearly staring at her hardly contained fat ass. She gave me a look and chuckle sorta indicating she noticed. I felt so fucking bad and immediately starting apologizing. She said it doesn't exactly bother me WINKED and then walked away smiling. Loved seeing her go.

Priscilla~

Fuck it we're copying this 1 Like = 1 Song I dig 1 Repost = 1 Album I dig 1 Comment = depends on the comment

Fuck it, I saw a mutual do this with actresses and film; now I'll do it with music. 1 Like = 1 Song I dig 1 Repost = 1 Album I dig 1 Comment = Idk, depends on the comment

These smoking hot pictures of Ana came up when I searched "Kim" in my gallery. I'll take it as a subtle reminder from my phone to post her.

Good fucking lord, Albanian women are my ultimate weakness~

🎂🎁Ariel Winter🎁🎂

Women built like this please~

These smoking hot pictures of Ana came up when I searched "Kim" in my gallery. I'll take it as a subtle reminder from my phone to post her.

And some Kourtney just because

That's a high bar, but damn I could see it

Low-rise, High-weight~

Enjoy this sexy video of Sydney Sweeney in lingerie!! WOAH!! 🥵🔥😍🖤

I swear I've written 10 different stories and/or story outlines with this look of Ariel Winter as the base for the female main character. She's perfect, just perfect~

Grey tracksuit pants just make everyone look good.