It’s fine as long as it’s other people, right, Charlie?

If you have a few minutes, watch this. And share it.

All RFK jr. interviews and Congressional testimony basically go like this…

The fact that the WH says support for a bill requiring the release of all the DOJ Epstein files would be considered a “hostile act” against Trump is quite a giveaway, isn’t it?

Ta-da! My new book, The Notwitches: Prison Break, is out NOW! Huge thanks to all at @chickenhousebooks.bsky.social, Dotty Sutton for her brilliant artwork and my wonderful agent @rachelpmann.bsky.social. And of course big thanks to everyone who buys it, which you can do here: garypanton.co.uk/books/

American Doom is a sketch-comedy show I write with J. Philip Wilkins. It's weird & funny, but not always "ha ha funny" ("Making people laugh is the lowest form of humor." -Michael O'Donoghue). Regular podcasts slowly rot your brain. Why not rot your brain much more quickly with American Doom?

Failing to outlive Joe Biden would be the funniest way to end a presidency. Just saying.

If you’re old enough, you might remember the sorts of albums released by groups such as the Firesign Theatre and National Lampoon—audio sketch comedy, basically. My podcast American Doom is in that mold. If you could use a risible diversion (Who couldn’t these days?) I hope you’ll check it out.

Trump DOJ: As a token of our appreciation for meeting with Donald Trump’s lawyer, let’s just move you to a country club prison while you’re thinking about what sort of public statement you might eventually make, Ghislaine Maxwell!

American Doom, the sketch comedy podcast I write and perform in with @lucrativeangst.bsky.social , has just dropped The Stanton Fleiss Story, a mockumentary about the greatest outsider music artist who never existed! We could all use a few yuks these days, so check it out! rss.com/podcasts/ame...

Trump sues WSJ. WSJ says, we’ll see your lawsuit, and raise you you’re-in-the-Epstein-files, motherfucker.

I bet they were...👇

Trump says move along, nothing to see here, and it takes about 3 seconds for the Repubs and right-wing media to do a complete about-face and fall in line.

I generally think rankings are kind of pointless, yet for some reason I felt compelled to rank the Coen Brothers’ films. For me, even their weakest films aren’t bad, just disappointing compared to their best. And every film from The Hudsucker Proxy up is among my all-time favorite films by anyone.

The second season of American Doom, the somewhat comedic scripted podcast that [email protected]‬ and I write and produce is on its way, and Nicolas Cage has something to say about it.

Pics I took at the No Kings protest in West Palm Beach.

The orange fuckwit needs to be relentlessly mocked today. Even more than usual, I mean.

For the music-heads out there, this fascinating dissection of the highly unusual chord progression of one of the most beautiful songs ever written. RIP Brian Wilson.

That would be your ICE agents, moron. Yes, by all means, arrest them.

Elon’s government subsidies and contracts being cancelled in 3… 2… 1…

My fellow Weavers and Chaos Weavers, "Vivian Amberville - The Book of Chaos" finally releases today, in all formats & for all markets! Info: www.patreon.com/posts/124992736 Vivian Amberville® is a bestselling EPIC DARK FANTASY book series about a girl with the power to twist reality.💙📚 #booksky

Trump is about to turn 79. He has long been overweight if not obese, and is known to mainly subsist on KFC and McDonald’s. It would therefore not be terribly surprising if he were to keel over from a stroke or a heart attack at any time...

Next time someone in Congress glibly dismisses your need for healthcare, remember that they have some of the best healthcare in the country. And it was paid for by YOU.

Sexual assault charges dropping in 3… 2… 1…

We have a new, additional definition of the word “thruple”: an almost soundless vomit as one contemplates Stephen Miller’s devolving sex life.

Elon has received billions in taxpayer dollars. Talk about government waste. Where’s DOGE when you need them?

Right about now, Putin is reminding Trump about the kompromat Russia has on him. Watch for Trump to start backing off any minute now.

What a stupid, senseless thing to do. And it certainly doesn’t help Palestinians. If anything, it hurts their cause.

Coming up… What is the 1st Amendment? Kristi Noem: The 1st Amendment is Donald Trump’s constitutional right to arrest you for saying things he doesn’t like.

The thing that makes our #horror #podcast different is that we talk about the real life horror that inspires our favorite scary stories! If you’re looking for more than just a recap podcast, please check us out!

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This is my 118th post, which features a photo of my cat. Thank you very much.

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This has been A Big Secret for months but finally I can reveal that THE UNLIKELY PURSUIT OF MARY BENNET has also been acquired by a UK publisher!! (in addition to Harlequin US) I'm so thrilled to join the Little, Brown family with Atom, who have an incredible, organised, and enthusiastic team! 🎉😍🌈🌺

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I’m here for two basic reasons: 1. To support the Resistance. 2. To cajole, entreat, and otherwise beseech you to check out Jon Wilkins’s and my sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Come on! You might love it! Stranger things have happened! Available wherever you get your podcasts. RSS link:

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