You will be visited by 3 spirits

“We’re concerned that people aren’t eating enough gold.”

This was absolutely terrifying as a kid

My new favourite account. Great alt text

Ace Frehley’s daughter looks like she does NOT want to be there

I always feel like I would go in there intending to pick something profound and then finding Destroy All Monsters

Ah yes, the three states of existence

The Two Popes (2019)

Matthew Lillard convincingly played a guy who could steal George Clooney’s wife (while still looking like Matthew Lillard). Quentin Tarantino couldn’t convincingly play himself opposite the Muppets.

Netflix is going to colourize Citizen Kane, aren’t they?

Nobody’s commenting on Ben Casey’s occult leanings?

My annual attempt to push my fan theory that since Black Christmas and A Christmas Story are by the same director, it’s possible that a Christmas Story is a prequel and Ralphie became a serial killer due to his experiences at Christmastime.

It really does sound like Brenda Lee is singing “later we’ll have some f**king pie”

If this goes thru it will accelerate Hollywood’s precipitous decline. Thousands laid off. Creatives w/fewer studios willing to bid on projects. Fewer choices of what to watch for consumers. Possibly a death blow for theatrical filmgoing. Just terrible news all around www.theverge.com/news/838781/...

The most terrifying story of my childhood

🎶Dun-da dunda da dun da dun de da da NaNAAAA NaNa NaNAAAA🎵

Saw a post about how a now-forgotten comic strip influenced the stage names of the Marx Brothers and I have to ask: what was the last comic strip to have a real influence on the rest of popular culture? Calvin and Hobbes? the Far Side?

Meet Joe Black (1998)

Or this

Totally unserious pitch: a semi comedy about young Wookiee cousins trying to run their Uncle Chewie’s spice past the Imperials and the nasty Boss Jabba

Finally watching Andor and some thoughts: 1) it’s good 2) it actually fits the short season format 3) I really don’t feel the need to watch any of the other Disney+ shows

Sometimes the timeline delivers

What’s really wild is that Lynch was committed to making a sci fi epic. It’s like how the Ramones wanted to make hit singles and they couldn’t understand why they ended up a cult band.

The only Christmas song I know with a Parental Advisory label youtu.be/GNZlh3uvsSM?...

If you see this repost this with your model of positive masculinity

This is not how I remember it.

Hold up…

The Californians is my favourite stupid SNL sketch

“ALL ABOARD!!! (maniacal laughter)”

Since people are talking about Franklin for unfortunate reasons, here’s a *nice* story about Franklin. In French, Franklin is known as Benjamin. So is a beloved Canadian character named after an American Founding Father? Not exactly…

Philip K Dick was the prophet we deserved

Someone’s clearly up to some shenanigans, possibly humourous ones!

Is music okay?

For people who thought Family Circus was too edgy.

Sagal is also a really, really good singer

‘Last Christmas’ Is good actually

I believe that’s called “Life”

This is anti Canadian

Damn love me some Kubrick

Watching the refurbished Beatles Anthology and just have to thank G-d John Lennon never heard about AI or Crypto

True story: my brother woke me up when I was a baby when he was reading this story out loud and yelled “SEEDS! START GROWING!” because there were exclamation points

Ridiculously popular in the UK

I thought the recent Naked Gun reboot was pretty good, but I think it suffered from the fact that it was filmed mostly in Georgia and Quebec. The original movies were very much iconic L.A. movies and that was missing here.

In? He was never Out, man!

I always forget that every year new york uses up all our remaining helium for balloons

“They’ll believe me, Citizen!”