At least Nixon had enough courage to admit defeat and resign.

I guess the only good thing that will come of the Senate vote is that the House has to convene to vote on the bill - then they'll have to swear in the final vote to release the Epstein files. Then perhaps the pedophile in chief will finally get his due. A guy can hope, anyway.

If you're a grocery store chain that has a discount available to people who download your app or get your daily text messages Create a "select" group for members who show a specific form of ID (EBT Card). Get their phone numbers. Text them a code that your POS system will treat as a discount.

Happy 7th birthday to this handsome fella! #Corgi #CorgiSky

This baby is spending a week with her corgi cousins while her owner is away for work. #rescue

Forget taxing churches. It’ll never fly. Instead, return to the post WW II tax policies that resulted in the greatest nation on earth.

Nice that Colonel Sanders is up in Toronto for the game.

Since the entrance to the safe bunker was in the East Wing, I’m assuming it’s not available right now … Use this information as you will

This is the face of a bad boy who stole half of a fun size Heath bar from mom. No regrets. #Corgis

I’m sure you “for the lolz” kids are amused but any elected official that posts racist, disgusting memes should be removed from office and banned from ever holding office again. You’d be immediately fired from any job for the same behavior.

That’s the season. Browns suck.

Neighborhood watch duty. #Corgis

When the escalator stopped just before shit for brains got on, a smart man would have noticed the other escalator right next to him and taken that one up. Of course he didn’t because he’s an idiot.

Um - I'm still on the earth. Guess the rapture missed me?

Neighborhood watch on duty. #Corgis

All is forgiven Szmyt! #Browns

Before shit for brains imposed his tariffs, this was normally priced at $6.99. He imposed tariffs on Brazil (the #1 coffee importer to the US) because his feelings were hurt. He still claims that grocery prices are down. Because he's a fucking idiot.

Sure would be nice if we had qualified FBI agents to conduct an investigation. Too bad the pedophile in Chief fired them all.

"Thoughts and prayers" is all this is worth.

At least Nixon was man enough to resign. The current occupant of the White House is a weak, pathetic simp.

We shouldn’t speak evil of the dead so let’s get it out now. I hope you die painfully and slowly, FOTUS.

I’m starting to think Bill Belichick isn’t really a football genius after all…

Here’s hoping they have to bury him at sea like Bin Laden to prevent everyone from pissing on his grave.

If you're going to block me because I defend the Constitution (that I swore an oath to protect) then Bye, Felicia. "Taxing churches out of existence" violates the First Amendment. Everyone has the freedom to worship (or not) who they will, no matter what YOU believe in.

Another disappointing day in the obits.

I hope hurricane Erin knows the way to Mar a lago!

Pretty much the only person that doesn't think the FOTUS is done is the FOTUS himself. He's spent his whole life deluding himself about his importance will go to his grave (hopefully soon) thinking he was "really something". But seriously, Donnie - you're embarrassing yourself.

I’m camping in the UP - we toured the Quincy Mine.

So now the Florida Highway Patrol is alerting ICE? Avoid the entire state. And what's with the 30k bonus? Are we funding these kidnappers with our taxes?

columbia university can go fuck themselves.

Dear Felon in Chief: Go fuck yourself. Yours truly, America.

Say good morning to a Green Darner that decided to rest in our rose fence border this morning.

I cancelled the NY Times, I cancelled the Washington Post. I refuse to fund ass-kissing corporations. I have now cancelled CBS / Paramount. Thankfully there's plenty of options out there that I don't have to pay for.

Thanks Meidas for exposing the truth.

Can I get peacock without sports? We all left cable because sports ran up the bill and now streaming is doing the same thing.

Herald decided to be even more comfy today. #CorgiCrew

Dear corporations: Sorry the guy you backed because he was going to give you tax breaks turned out to cost you business due to his insane tariff policies. (a thread)

Maggie wanted in on the action too #Corgi #Corgisky

Doesn’t get any cuter. #Corgi #Corgisky

A hearty FUCK YOU to the military raids in tanks on farm lands. If you're actually in the military you're obeying illegal orders. Otherwise, FUCK YOU to all involved. Where the FUCK do you think our food comes from? Who the HELL do you think you're arresting? Not "the worst of the worst".

He does his own makeup, otherwise someone would be fired.

This is how you get things done!

To the driver of the 2021 - 2023 Kia K5 GT. The NRPD has the parts you left behind. They’ll contact you.

Dear news media: Quit giving unpaid advertising to the company named after a river in Brazil. I don't give a flying fig about any "special deals" while his employees are pissing in bottles.

Cleveland Clinic changed their copay requirements on June 1 of this year. You have to pay in advance or be rescheduled. I had an appointment on June 2 that I paid for using their app. July 1 they tell me I owe my copay for that appointment. I knew this would happen.

Dear Secretary of Defense: Decimate - destroy one in ten. Obliterate - destroy everything. You're welcome. (who am I kidding - they can't even use They're, Their and There correctly)

Attention NYT Games: $30 a year was too much. I’ve subscribed to the games since forever, and bit the bullet when you went to $30. Going to $50 is where I say fuck off. #NYTGames

Maggie has stepped up her water attack game. #Corgisky #Corgi

Dec 20, 1929. Making America Healthy Again indeed.