Department Q is brilliant, just miss the puppets!

Well I’ve finally climbed down. It’s gonna be interesting doing the Blue Moon Podcast with @davidmooney.co.uk from now on.

@davidmooney.co.uk good luck fella. I’m in Valencia watching it on a ship.

Merry Christmas from a motel on the side of the M4. Ah, showbiz!

On a train in Wales, just passed some trad terraced houses with smoke flowing chimneys. London child a few seats along went “look Mummy they’re vaping”.

Assisted dying: try doing a comedy set with a London accent in Liverpool.

Forget the John Lewis Christmas ad for some clever cover of a top tune, this is my banger of the moment. Now that’s a mash-up!!

To all my North American friends, too busy for a Thanksgiving dinner, well lucky for you Papa Johns had it covered. Yum!

Infinite monkeys + infinite time = complete works of Shakespeare 11 monkeys + 11 days = Mrs Browns Boys 1 monkey + 1 minute = this joke

Well Yellowstone has jumped the hay barn.

I do hope the Westminster police were shouting at them “get off my land”.

Can’t wait for “Cocaine Gladiator”!

I thought the “Lenny Henry’s Legends of Comedy” was a really great watch, thoroughly enjoyed it. But…there is a lot of brilliant funny before 1970. Why can’t researchers and producers dive into the archives and show old luminaries. Comedy drunks was mentioned, here’s one of the best…

Dear novelists, if you’re writing a trilogy and in the third book the first quarter is telling me what happened in the first two novels I want 25% of my money back. And before you start going on about new readers, fuck ‘em, let them buy the first two books like the rest of us!

That’s Kim Jong Un looking forward to his usual 21 cum salute.

Some people are to cool for an invalid handle!!

What does “invalid handle” mean? Has it already gone tits up…

Just got the barber to wax out the hairs in my ears. He went so deep I’m finding it hard to balance!

Easily one of the best bacon sandwiches I’ve ever eat eaten but every bite a voice in my head was shouting “£8.50”!!

Love an early morning train on the Elizabeth line from Heathrow. Angry commuters tutting at suitcases and backpacks. Who would think living near an airport would bring luggage!

Well what night is it??

So, here’s a re-cap

So tried posting on here of my 2 weeks around the Caribbean and have got back and seen that none of it went up, gutting. Don’t know if it was bad signal or the area doesn’t recognise Bluesky or vice versa.

This really is a moon over Miami.

The Miami sunrise from hotel room. I was awake to see it thanks to jet-lag. The track in the front is that of a monorail, right next to my window, another reason I might be awake.

Living by the seaside is lovely but I’m on a train at 11pm to got to the airport for an early morning flight. If anyone fancies a 2am coffee, terminal 3 Heathrow, I’m there.