Anyway moral of the story is even if you have a cunt you also have an asswhole and if one hole doesn't do it for u try another and it may also just be u don't like ANY holes which is 👍 there's no one way to have sex and missionary PIV isn't the only or best kind. penetration is just one type of fuck

SIZE DIFFERENCE IS A HIGHLY INCONVENIENT LOGISTICAL CHALLENGE WHY DO PPL LOVE THIS SO MUCH I do love my large wife however she is very large and I am very small and the whole She Is Over One Foot Taller Than Me + A Heavyweight Bottom VS Me, A Featherweight Top produces many (ENRICHING!) difficulties

didnt use that component but also didn't want to but the elastic was A HORRIBLE IDEA the thing is almost completely unusable it is only bc I am a Genius and my wife contains the gateway 2 heaven that it was still a magnificent time but imagine if u designed such a thing to be > than minimally usable

起爆スイッチごっこしてる

she's lazy. as she should be!

that's me 😌

thinking a lot about what is and is not "appropriate to say" and to whom and what this results in. I think sex ed is horrific and a lack of comprehensive and competent sex education results in a lot of tragedies and just a lot of extreme shame and discomfort for non-dickmen AND for many of them too

Speaking as a woman, I don't have any blood.

It's raining today. Rain is nice once in a while, isn't it? It feels like the air is being purified, and it puts me in a good mood. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls

i miss my wife 😟 (i am in the bathroom and he is resting in the other room)

JUST DON'T FUMIGATE THE HOUSE

having a lengthy conversation with vincent

ass god 🍑 🙏 it's me again. please please please make my wifes ass 🍑 fatter 😭 🙏 🙇

HELL HERE HELL HERE

i am warm 🥰 wife is here 🥰 he is sleeping 🥰 (extreme nightmares)

hmm realizing I have FAR worse feelings about MANY emotional and social things that have happened to me than the several bones I have broken or the nerve damage in my leg that regularly causes me pain no physical harm I have experienced compares to the emotional harm I have experienced

my wife is gently holding my arm as he sleeps life is good

a tutoring student I only tutored 10 times emailed me nearly a year later to update me on her life and say she still talks often about me to her therapist b/c I was the main reason she pushed to get a diagnosis and meds i am touched (and concerned as always)

abra would have such a good time playing baseball....

👀 #blueskyねこ部 部員No.6 クー

i miss my wife 😭😭😭😭 *rotates in bed* yay there he is :) he's just asleep :)

セクシーお出迎え😺✨ #Blueskyねこ部 部員No.24番

金曜日おつかれさまでした✨️

i love my wife 🥰

Bat Uni returns this year! :3

abra would have such a good time playing baseball....

nobody is born with their heart in their chest you are born with your heart already shattered into trillions of pieces, each piece held by a creature on earth many people will not cherish your heart. some may. some don't check (it's scary to see if other people are neglecting your heart!)

こんにちにゃ🐱💕Hello-meow🐾 溢れるソフトクリームOverflowing soft serve ice cream 子猫用爪とぎベッドがもういっぱいになってる #白猫 #保護猫 #猫 #こねこ #子猫 #ねこ #cat #猫部 #ねこ部 #catlover #photography #photo #catphoto #kitten

he is sleeping 🥰 (bone grinding nightmares)

my wife's twisted mind is quite humid, it's rather uncomfortable but very silly!!!

#Blueskyねこ部 部員No.78 #猫がいる暮らし

Jesus (jean esus)

STINK ZONE I farted

my wife crying wailing writhing sniveling like a fucking mess: "the snips are unparsed (unparsnips) I'm fucking eepo the bits... My gifts.... I'm wombled... Even wimbled... beyond wimbled, I'm wugumbled....."

my wife loves me he puts all the bits from eating onto my side of the bed which is much smaller than his side of the bed (and much flatter and harder and in the corner, but it's ok I prefer this (I'm being silly, very happy with our sleeping arrangements)) without the bed bits, where would we be??

WIFE TIME WIFE TIME WIFE TIME!!!!!!!!!

VERY FRIGHTENED FOR ANYONE DATING A DICKMAN THAT THINKS OF YOU "AS A WOMAN" (REGARDLESS OF YOUR GENDER)

thinking intensely about my Gary Lake game: "who the hell is gary lake? or, why I should respect a professional torturer"

a dark but not blackened egg. (my work symbolically theorizes that if a chick dies in the shell without being born, its egg will turn black.)

this man's "unrealistic childhood dream" wasn't "become a celebrity" or "go to mars" but "be buried in a graveyard"

ringsringsringsrings!!!!!!!!!!

soon I will take a little nap

In life, cooperation is important. There are things you can’t do alone but can accomplish together. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls

There are three representative wild birds in Japan called “blue birds.” Blue birds are said to bring happiness, and having seen all three types, I am sure I will be happy for a long time to come. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls

When I draw something that interests me, I understand it much better. To draw something, I need to observe it carefully and use my imagination a lot. I like doing this, so I often draw things that exist in the modern world. I want to understand the world better. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls

Thank you for your kind words! I'm sure this turtle will grow up strong and healthy. Because it's the world I imagine.😊😊😊

😌 #blueskyねこ部 部員No.5 ルル

watching my wife and our cat nap together is making me VERY sleepy...

I LOVE U

The baby sea turtle entered the ocean world for the first time. It was a vast, beautiful, and terrifying place. I hope this baby sea turtle grows up safely into a magnificent adult. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls