"cant believe cena tapped out in his last match" oh you mean the exact thing gunther said he was gonna do? and also the guy retiring putting someone over in his last match like almost every guy retiring has done ever? wrestling fans have to be the dumbest people alive I swear to fucking god

Jalen Hurts threw 4 interceptions against the Chargers today. Jordan Love has thrown 4 as well. All Season.

the amount of people yelling about how notre dame should join a conference when historically they were shunned and basically barred from joining one is really really funny

Hey so just wanted to let you all know that Jessica Troy and Charli Evans are still 2 of the best Australian wrestlers going right now and deserve about 17 contract offers each, and are equally great people

just want everyone to remember that ICE was always a piece of shit group of people who preyed on anyone who wasn't white, and will continue to exist even after the current administration is hung outside the capitol

"wow notre dame are a bunch of losers" you say after they went 10-2 and rank above Miami. There's a reason they hate all the conferences

I AM SO GLAD I WAS PROVEN WRONG KICK SOME FUCKING ASS AT CELTIC YOU FRENCHIE FUCK THANK YOU FOR NOT RUINING MY DAY DURING HELL IS REAL NEXT YEAR

So much has happened this year that you probably forgot Travis Scott was involved in the WrestleMania main event

everyday more liberals ask for the epstein files to release and everyday I have to remind them that nothing will happen when they release. they'll just go "actually we made it legal to fuck kids and backdated it so its all good now" and then go ahead and kidnap even more immigrants just because.

seems like republicans really forgot about charlie kirk as quickly as the bullet went through his neck

I will once again ask; even if it comes out that Trump and everybody else 100% without a shadow of a doubt did it (and let's be honest they so did) what do you actually think is gonna happen afterwards? They truly and honestly do not care

Thinking about the time Lauren Boebert gave an OTPHJ on that dude in the theatre

american politics was never and has never been for the general public and thinking they would do something in your best interest is your own fault. stop trusting politicians when they would set you on fire for a $5 corporate donation

Nixon Newell & Miranda Alize vs Buff Bagwell in a "most embarassing firing from a company you just signed for" competition

Wilfred Nancy is one of, if not the best manager in North America right now. How no European team has even attempted to get him is insane

Reminder that Madison Eagles is better than your favourite wrestler and it's not even close

Guys I still think the Colorado Rockies can win the world series

Had a friend say that Jalen Hurts and Jordan Love could be a tag team, and now I need to see Love Hurts in like mid 2000s ROH

Dustin Rhodes saying he's a libertarian and not MAGA is like saying "no I'm not a pedophile, I'm a HEBEphile"

i will be the forever supplier of colombians finest for TK if he books hangman vs stat for the world title

Me walking on the fatal funnel at Parramatta station because those fucking things are never working

meanwhile im up here jorkin my peanits to joe vs necro like a true gooning connoisseur

Joey Ryan once asked a friend of mine who was helping him at a show if she wanted to see his nudes, and proceeded to get his phone out and show her. His wife was downstairs. Somehow this is one of the more tame stories about him and this would be enough to blacklist him. Fuck this entire shit

Me after today's announcement

SUCKIN A DICK, YEAH. SUCKIN. A DICK.

close enough, welcome back Mt Rushmore

i dont think people really understand how little WWE care about any backlash for their nose dive into mask-off right wing bigotry. no mention of black history month, fake lucha gimmick where they referenced the gulf of america, every racist joke from the roast of mania, and people will still watch

Punk putting out a long winded thank you post for his buy-one-get-one-free mania main event after crawling back to the company after shitting on them for a decade is definitely a choice he made. Brother just say they pay you good so that's why you went back

"mania was so bad it killed the pope" - @jose13neo.bsky.social

"aew fumbled ______" "wwe fumbled _______" no guys EVERYBODY fumbled when they didn't sign this king

friendship ended with USMNT, CanMNT is my new best friend

dan bongino is deputy fbi director? time to bring back this absolute banger that DESERVES #1 on the billboards but the woke mob wont let it happen www.youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...

wait wait wait wait, people are mad that AEW used PWA's ring? you mean the single best ring in Australia? the one where literally every single worker to ever take a bump in that ring says its the nicest bump they've taken? THAT ring? holy shit wrestling fans are so ungodly stupid

AEW this, WWE that, why arent we wanting the hottest free agents to go to CMLL and wrestle the oldest men known to man in terribly slow 6 man lucha tags?

one of the best guys they had at SB. the joy i had when i heard his voice in "people you pay to be in shorts" was through the roof. im gonna miss him on there, but the content on his channel is already filling the void

i was right

new dream match; jon moxley vs charli evans in a czw theme singoff

someone on reddit tried to argue it screws with the encoding on video. to that i say; fuck your encoding the glass looks cool as all hell. rossy will pay for this

its not even the best football related funny dutch name

I once beat the Detroit Lions 132-7 in Maddon 08. I hope they win the Super bowl to spite me for it

The Falcons are gonna be jorkin it this week. And by it, I mean their penix

Can't wait to hear "CERO MIEDO" followed by the most mid theme song you've ever heard. Penta deserves better than def rebel

In a 24 hour period I've watched: - Forest vs Ipswich - Minero vs Botafogo - Galaxy vs Sounders - Western Utd vs Victory - Matildas v Brazil - Utrect vs PSV - Chelsea vs Villa - Napoli vs Torino And to think I used to yell about Australian wrestling when I could be doing this all along

ive been pitching for the better part of a half-decade for someones gimmick to be shitting their pants in the ring and god dammit im going to make it happen whether I need to do it myself or not

Met my idol today

nothing will ever be as funny as angela giarratonya harding

Daily reminder that The VeloCities should be far FAR bigger than what they are and deserve every good thing that comes to them