*grins* Yeah? You don't look like the type to stick it in the arse.

*Laughs* PFFFFT. Nice one. Always knew Sparkle tits would be the one on top.

Well your lot usually do. So you keep your distance and I'll keep mine yeah? *Mutters under her breath* everyone here has such bloody large sticks up their tight arses...

*scoffs* You're just proving my point. You people are all the same. It's all I'll crush you. No I'll crush you. Stupid bloody power and politics. Thought maybe you'd be different so that's why I joined. The hole in the sky is a big shitey problem yeah?

Well it's not just about bitter thoughts innit? It's the way you high and mighty lot look at us all. A jokes a joke. Everyone needs one once in a while.

It bloody well feels that way. Why does anyone of this Creators shite matter? Fen—whatever his name is locked them away! At least I'm not the daft one praying to Gods that can't do fuck all. So forgive me for not running off into the woods to be the elfiest little elf

#ooc btw I can't reply to messages on this account since age verification won't work for some reason 😭

Yeah yeah. Everyone gang up on the filthy knife ear. Thought I'd already proved my loyalty but whatever you say Lady knickers-in-a-twist.

@ch33kydevil.bsky.social OI SPARKLE TITS. YOU BUSY?

Then maybe baldy and the Lady Inquisitor should stop treating me like I'm daft, yeah? Maybe then I'd believe you.

Want it, then earn it, your inquisitorialness. Your big words don't mean shit. It's all just rubbish. Let's yell at the flat ear cause she won't kowtow to your superior intellect. Don't need to put words in your mouth when I know what you arse-holes think.

Oh, come on! That wasn't what I said. Whatever your Desh-whats her name said doesn't change the fact that most of you spit on the ground we walk on. So don't give me any of that pish...

Well perhaps you should be quicker to defend us from your elfy little friends then. Put your coin where your mouth is. Maybe then I'd believe ya.

Just cause your hand glows doesn't mean that you deserve respect. You elfy elves are all the same. Blah blah, we're the true elves this, blah blah, flat ears that, blah blah blah *Rolls her eyes*

Well that sounds like a you problem, yeah? The bees are fine. Got a nice little hive and pretty flowers. What more could they need. *Grumbles*

Yeah yeah. Was just pulling his leg. No need to be all serious and lecturey about it, your inquisitorialness. Baldy is bad enough.

Why would they be sad? Bees don't have feelings.

Blah blah blah. Why don't you and Fenny go measure pricks elsewhere then?

Pffft! You could try, sure. Tentacle tits too. But you're just an old pissbag yelling into the wind.

"Nah. I'd rather play wicked grace with Coryfish than end up there of all the bloody places. So you can shove your wisdom right up your arse, elfy."

Well maybe the pair of you should stop mucking shite up? No one wants your elfy nugshite, yeah?

"Ugh! I'm sure inviting all your weird little fadey friends won't end with everything being frigged up."

"Nah. Wouldn't want the poor blighters to have to deal with you, your elfyness."

Well I'm not fond of baldy bastards either. So don't get yer knickers in a twist, yeah?