Some big personal news: my official statement on the English National Team. 👇

I lifted my hex on England for a couple reasons: they have been truly courageous in helping the fight against Pootin's orcs and feel that they have karma on their side. Also, they're coached by a Kraut and a WC win will drive their own fans bonkers.

GUYS, I FOUND A PLACE THAT IS GOING TO MAKE (forbidden) TARTIFLETTE FOR ME. 🧀 🇫🇷

The party starts today at #PouzzaFest We made you a handy skej with all the comrades, but always double check the times because punk fest = chaos. Come say WHATTUP! 🇨🇦

Piss on May the 4th. On this day, 45 years ago, they began filming The Road Warrior. Finest motion picture of all-time.

GOOD SHOWS. The old lady has August off. 🤔 I hear jet fuel is cheap right now. New song up and pre-order for the LP/CD if you're into material possessions...

Dang, it took a perfect storm to unseat the People's Champ, Jamie Ding. That was like a Black Arrow vs. Dragon Smaug scenario. And Jeopardy had to resort to devious means in order to take him down: bring in a gay and load up the categories with fashion and Broadway. Helluva run either way. 🫡 🧡

The "long gun" at the WHCD was a shotgun. 🙄 I've seen geese take multiple shotgun blasts and keep flying. You use a scattergun on a grouse, not to take down the most protected human on Earth.

The rare Massachusetts MAGA. Maybe it's the TDS talkin', but how many of these Trump pardons are gonna turn out to be kid-touchers? I've seriously lost count...

I stopped watching the NBA when they stole the Sonics, and now some rich jerk is gonna bring them back and (mark my words) demand the city pay for new facilities. Ugh. Plus, the product sucks: superteams, load management, tanking. Teams score 130+ points... and lose. NO THANKS.

Tax season is extra fun when you think about Noem giving $220M to her friend to make ICE videos or when they need $200B more for a war they won 2 weeks ago...

I know there's death afoot and things far more important than sport, but this makes me so sad. I've been to multiple WCs and it's a celebration of humanity on a planet-wide scale. It's THE MOST fun. Disappointing that today's leaders have sullied that for the world.

Guys guys, I gotta new for ya: this one time, on Bandcamp... 🪈

I got all these cultured, erudite friends and not one of you bothered to tell us about Harbison cheese from Jasper Hill Farm?! That's an 11/10 fromage, bromage. It puts Vermont in the Top 10 of States. 🐮

Had a 10pm soccer game and scored, NBD. No really, we lost by like 8 goals, so it didn't matter. Anyhow, I went and got a Shamrock Shake after the game and it reminded me that Bar Dust is bringing their Pogues party to the land very soon. You should go, they're super fun.

Friends, if we wanna vanquish evil, we gotta read a book per month. They can even be bad and/or short books. Grateful they went with TESB instead of this original sequel. 😅 And please read Snyder's "History and Liberty" epilogue from "On Tyranny" next time you're in a bookstore. It's like 4 pages.

Attn: IOC Forget the Nordic Combined event. We need a Nordic Decathlon: Skiing AND Snowboarding. Luge. Solo curling? Okay, that one doesn't make the cut, but speed skating AND figure skating. Who ever can win this is a true maniac and deserves to be a President of Earth.

With 2.5 million pages still left to be released of THE FILES, my favorite goes out to (of course) Norman Finkelstein who emailed Epstein saying he was going to strangle him and Alan Dershowitz, haha. One down one to go...

Not me wearing my @seahawksofficial.com scarf on the local news in Western Mass. It was -12° wind chill down at the food pantry, so @wwlp-22news.bsky.social came to document the indomitable spirit of the Gray House. 💪🥶 #SBLX

The "Pink Jacket" video shows this was a public lynching. Another angle shows a pig applauding while they unload into his corpse. Absolute cowardice. Decent humans are gonna have to re-think how to engage this terrorism. They ain't playing by any rules and neither should you.

I was asked about 2026 and I ranted about Kong Kong, robots, NOFX signing to Red Scare, "Lost Boys" coming to Broadway, Phil Spector, etc... Via @scenepointblank.com 👇👇 www.scenepointblank.com/features/mus...

Anyone can see it was murder carried out by poorly trained ICE. Worse yet is watching Conservative outlets justifying it. That woman died protecting people in her community, which is more than I can say for 99.9% of the "Warrior" types we've been taught to worship.

When media reported on a politician convicted of crimes, they cry, "iT's a wITcHhUNt!" Same people barge into childcare facilities looking to film *KIDS* (surprise, it's -7° outside and Winter Break) and are praised as patriots. Looking for a foreigner stealing money? Elon Musk got $38B.

You (yes, you) have been wisely ignoring my posts all year, and I will forgive you for that. But this is *the* 2025 playlist with one track from all the homies. That way, next time we're hangin', you can say to me, "Oh yeah, I checked out all that shit..." and pat me on the head.

Booked some UK shows. Doing more overseas stuff in 2026 *grumble, grumble* and I gotta say, I much prefer working with Brits over Krauts. Pains me to say it. I may even lift my hex on their National Team in 2026. ✨ TBD.

The woman making my burrito (don't worry, it was a White girl) had her 9-week-old baby sleeping in the kitchen. Reminds me of how the CEO of Boeing who presided over the faulty 737s got awarded $33M for getting fired. Zohran and AOC are not the problem.

Ever since Donald took office I've been getting "Official Business" letters every month from the IRS... and each time it's a survey. So much for less government. Go away.

Winter doesn't officially start until I see my Chicago friends beefing over the merits of DIBS. It's like the blue dress / gold dress debate... but with higher stakes!

An absolute titan. Dude was making good records well into his golden years. Not sure why so much of his catalog is currently N/A, but seek out "Rebirth" if you want a refresher.

“Every Oski had to be breathalyzed for the Big Game after that.” 🌲 🪓 🐻

Subtle reminder: FIFTEEN of the 9-11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. They pour money into Donald's crypto and suddenly have access to jets that cost us taxpayers $2.1T.

From porn to patriot. Only in America!

I went to Holyoke to eat at Seattle's own Red Robin, in hopes that it pushes the Mariners over the edge tonight. (Even though RR is a Radical Left woke Lib establishment and I'm a staunch Conservative [and no, not like those gutless RINOs]). Go Ms! 🔱

I took the train down to NYC all by myself! Gonna see a Broadway matinee all by myself! Eating Dos Toros all by myself! 🌯 Going to the Tired Radio record release show in Brooklyn... don't make me be all by myself, let's party!

The Rapture is flaking on more dates than Morrissey.

Shout out @gppasco.bsky.social, the best @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social champ in a while! I was on board day 1 when he was talking about Pigeon Fest(?!), haha...

Disney = mouse.

Don't worry, gang, the Libertarians are not gonna stand for this...

The 9-11 hijackers were radical religious zealots who condemned America for our tolerance of gays and acceptance of women in modern society. They wanted to force fundamentalist, theocratic rule onto others because their god said so. Fuck all those guys.

I literally tried to save Charlie Kirk's life. Millions of people have spent years calling for gun reform and tried to save his life. But the NRA and GOP find a way to win, so they can add him to their body count.

Really good day to denounce ALL forms of political violence. Get the National Guard out of DC and Chicago and over to "hell hole" Utah.

Heading DEEP into New Hampshire tonight for the Alkablink 382 show. Say whattup if you're attending such a gathering. Very clever pee/sock jokes incoming.

I admittedly look like shit. Been wearing many of my clothes for 20+ years. And Davey Havok has only been pleasant every time I've been around him. THAT SAID, I marvel at the money/energy spent on this steez. It's incredible. God bless you crazy kids. Always keepin' us talkin'!

“This cinematic memoir delivers numerous upbeat anecdotes about democracy, leadership and critical thinking — and he means it when says, ’Pessimism is fine, cynicism is not.’” Check out this thoughtful review of The Last Class, a film about Robert Reich’s final semester of teaching!

Growing up, you had to have a favorite ballplayer. You collect his cards, play his position in little league, etc. Mine was Ryno because he was a fellow Washingtonian and had a cool name. I picked a good one. 🌥️

Who needs Summer blockbusters when you can go to your local indie theater (shout out Amherst Cinema) and see a movie about a lovable economist?! Well, I recommend it. Probably streaming soon too... Nice work from @elliotkirschner.bsky.social @ucberkeleyofficial.bsky.social @rbreich.bsky.social 🐻

Ah, we've arrived at the, "American bombs being used on Christian churches" phase of the mass murder. Nice.

I'm ready to get off this ride. The fact that they can fight on FOUR fronts means that we've simply over-armed Israel. And unlike Ukraine, they're not defending anything, these are all external, offensive strikes. IE, fascism.

Good #USAvMEX game. Who in Houston thought it was good idea to have some big-ass pyro show right before kickoff?! Yeah, NO SHIT, it's hella smoky inside the building now. Texas really struggling with the Laws of Nature lately...

Whew, almost forgot to share pics of my 7" haul from Canada!