Who the fuck is WE?

I need to kill someone (thing)

I don’t need a test to know I’m Hurðaskellir

Your sentimental tendencies sicken me, but perhaps that’s apart of your appeal.

Even if it stains your skin green, embellishments fall off and leaves you with rash?

And you burst my drums with your complaints

Nice sentiment, but what’s the greedy capitalist in you say?

Shock collar > regular collars

Like how you suck dick?

Hey Allen? When I kill you. Because I will kill you someday. Is it cool if I get first dibs of your stuff?

I think it’s very ironic to call someone a dick sucker derogatorily when one does in fact suck dick.

Even if you were paid well you’d still be broke.

You’re such a liar.

Get better opps

Depends on my mood.

It’s the same bar. Just lowered for you

Allen you’ll get what I feel like getting you

@dewlunette.bsky.social I suppose I should ask what you want for Christmas.

I knew you had bad tastes so it’s not like I’m surprised or anything.

Wool’s good. Can’t replace everything like shoes, belts or some tools, but wool is really good.

Gross.

Good

It’s not horrible no different than a cow really. It’s done very sustainably and it’s cultural. That’s why we’re allowed to do it

We’ll see. Ya know Seals, sea lions, moose, elk.

If it gets you out of plastic. I also have special licenses and access to certain….materials others don’t. Plus Allen likes you. I still doubt you’ll be around in five years, but he likes you. Might as well try and grin and bear it.

Well. If you ever want the real stuff I’ll hunt and process it for you.

A lot of my stuff is made out of animals.

Shit does suck. Ugh obsessed with my ass? That’s so weird

But you like wearing plastic ?

It’s just fancy plastic. It’ll take 500-1,000 years to break down and you will get it for half of the time as the real thing. Plus it kinda says broke.

Gross.

You know. Work. Woah there tiger. That might be a deal breaker for you little amor.

Psychologists are still baffled by this anomaly.

You don’t know me very well if you think it would be troublesome for me to do so

I can take care of you if you’d like

Happy Halloween

I rather you not apologize-it’s disrespectful to me. I don’t give a shit what others think. If you like me that’s fine, but I don’t other people to see what you see.

Boo

Feeling like you have to apologize for me or my actions or my behavior. Like I’m some defect or burden.

Don’t do that.

You guys are nasty

Not really seeking permission pencil pusher

Don’t worry. I am for now

I would offer to give Gilbert a lobotomy but you can only scramble up that brain matter so much and I fear he’s got his limit

I pick the music

I was thinking I’d be riding bitch.

She is so cringe

I think I might kill you tonight

🥲

I think that’s something to discuss before it all starts