Am I allowed to be baffled by Lana Turner's "totally not sexy George Washington" look from the 1952 film "The Bad and The Beautiful" and how much it looks like the Fate/universe design I did for a SaberFace George Washington and I'm dying

Preteens saying they like my outfit when im wearing my punk, patch-covered godzilla jacket make my damn day

Time traveling headphones? Wild. *I got a giftcard*

And there you have some silly hibiscus that I did without references (Except Phainon's default outfit)

They sit like this. Usually the other way around though.

Short little poems that I wrote. Because... Of course I did.

Here's a handsome lady I got him as a gift, so he's extra special~! I love the straight-built look so I honestly dont know if I want to add the gold or not...

The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile is in town. Boy, I sure hope Tony don't come get his Cat. Tbht, if there WASN’T a guy named Tony on the absurd string of thefts that was the OMWM Cat thefts, they needed to at least call one of the crew Tony or I quit.

So, in 2023, I read Lord of the Rings for the first time. I drew pictures alongside my journey through Middle Earth. This post is actually free for anyone to see because I can't find it in myself to lock LotR stuff behind a paywall-

Everyone is canceled for me because my car broke down~♡ Yay~♡ I'll take sketch commissions $20-40 per character. Please.

More #Mydei #Phainon and cats

I love writing about cats. #Mydei gives me the excuse to write about cats to my heart's content.

'Tis the state of things #myphai #phaidei #mydei #phainon Because OF COURSE I put paper children in there to fill the gaps on the sides.

I will never forget this damn weird moment of my life.

*giggling*

I will never NOT be able to write lyrics. JFC. "Picture Frames" Written by me, Ren Langreder. Punk-adjacent lyrics this time. It's just a thing I thought up while walking through a parking lot. The rest happened in the soda aisle.

I love when the cited source ends up being THE MOST DAMNED OBVIOUS URL IN EXISTENCE www.romanconcrete.com/index.htm TBH, when I reference weird shit like this in my writing I ALWAYS make sure to provide a source for the weird fact.

So... #Halo2 I loved that game... So I guess I wrote a song about it this morning. Enjoy.

To all my friends who staffed #NoBrandCon in 2006: I'm gonna need you to sign this if you're gonna be at anything I'm gonna be at this year. I got this crown in a certain parking garage after beating someone in rock paper scissors, it was an amazing weekend that I will NEVER forget.

So I have this document that is filled with all sorts of my written works... new and old, dating back as far as... 1997 or something like that. I decided to include the works I am creating now, but not including my current prose (as that would be idiotic)

brb crying

I found another poem hiding among my things. I forgot about this one entirely, just like so many others- Ironic considering the words within it.

The soft pink of the mallow flower-

I don't care who the fuck is responsible for it, but whoever fucked up auto-correct to the point that "yanking" changes to "wanking" needs to be shot. It's not cool that this happened twice in one document. Like. At all. I was running a fever, yes, but Y and W are far enough away that I know better.

Also, I might as well do a digital version of this........

No one can distract me from things quite like Sochie can.

Where THE FUCK can I play Skii Ball?

=.=||||| I hope my therapist has my letter of readiness drafted or else I gotta write it myself ffs Honestly... Yeah. Fuck it. I'm gonna write one and hand it to her to use as a basis.

Wait. WaIT WAIT. THEY LET YOU JUST HAVE ALL DAN HENG?

THEY DID IT. THEY FOUND A WAY TO ADD HER VOCALOID INTO HONKAI: STAR RAIL. I'm going to laugh forever over this. Luo Tiyani, XingChen, and Yukari Yuzuki were ALL designed by the artist behind MiHoYo's characters. I will laugh FOREVER now. (also now I need a Luo Tiyani figure...)

Again, I wrote a second part to a thing that didn't need it. It turned into a weird, comedic thing where Mydei is bombarded by entirely too many dogs following him everywhere and his own demon feeling bad about it. archiveofourown.org/works/734614... #mydei #phainon #phaidei #Myphai

I wrote this as a child. I... DAMN. This poor fucking kid.

I, thankfully, found approximately 60 poems that I wrote between 2003 and 2009. This is nowhere near all of them. There are so many missing still, and they are hiding in folders that I hope to find soon.

Apparently my thing is writing follow-ups to one-shot stories right now... uh... #Mydei This is a follow up to the Halloween story I did last-minute last year. archiveofourown.org/works/73461411

Shout out to me as a kid with my Releena Dorlean hair

This cat. THIS CAT RIGHT HERE. Is incredibly possessive of @celesteisbest.bsky.social to such an absurd extent that she has taken to playing the part of a sleeping cap to keep my wife from me at night.

I am ALWAYS buffaloed when I find a musician with fewer than 20 views on their song ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FUCKER RELEAZED IT IN 2012.

My damned brain required that I make this. Have A-Z. Enjoy. I just spent entirely too long to be able to design a fucking bookplate for a fanfic.

Im still mad that she has less than 10 subscribers

I will continue to mourn the loss of Saiyuri because her voice was truly astounding. The theme from Rampo Kitan was what first alerted me to her. How she commanded the attention of a massive crowd while being the same size as her guitar was magical www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q6c...

I decided back when I started this scrapbook, that it would be MINE. That it would carry MY memories. Both good and bad. Every memory I have is an essential part of my existence. And I truly treasure that I can touch some of these memories.

If something I like has an alphabet that is part of the universe that is something my hands can feasible replicate... well... This one is a drawin' of myself for once. Really weird trying to replicate my natural hair colour... I kinda wanna grow it to the length I had it before I chopped it in 1997.

It's funny, you know, collecting my late grandfather-in-law's poetry scraps and compiling them into a single document. I get to mourn a poem he never got around to writing because the title was too damned good and the title is the only thing that exists from it now. That's where this title came from

I swear she gives me the stink eye when I try to touch @celesteisbest.bsky.social The second one is her having literally crawled onto my lap to prevent me from holding Cele's hand as she slept. 100% Kihel loves us but is possessive of Cele to a hilarious degree.

I wrote a follow up for a short story and I... archiveofourown.org/works/782939... My soul left its body because I wrote that in less than 24 hours... In fact, I wrote most of it in a five-hour stretch. Enjoy. It's mostly fluffy. #phaidei #myphai

luckin ☕️🥤💕 #phaidei

I love that this yellow photographs horribly. But have a #Phainon

there was apparently a blog where @celesteisbest.bsky.social just posted shit that I said while watching movies or anime and this is some of it

It's really weird to get distracted by sorting postage stamps when you have other things that you would rather focus your attention on. But that box had been hiding from me for years now and it's my uncle's collection... uh...

Catherine O'Hara had passed away 'tis unfortunate BUT. THIS. IS. WHY. YOU OWN A BALLGOWN LET'S THROW A GALA IN HER HONOR!!!