"Yooooo. Justice for the righteous, dude. I'm the righteous by the way."

"I'm not blind to love, dude."

"Yoooo I won a banana from this online contest."

"Agreed."

She's eating a slice of apple pie, her head bobbing up and down to the beat of a song.

"Making, baking, and shaking, dude."

"I am in so much pain."

"Lady Justice might be blind, but so am I!"

"Yeah! Wait, how'd you know? I never said I was! Did something give me away?"

"YOU'RE A VAMPIRE?! WOAH....that's like....rad as fuck, dudette...."

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"Man, that's cool." Resting her chin in her hand with a smile. "WAIT WHAT-"

"Yeah. This isn't even in the top one-thousand injuries! Anyway, what are you? Come on! Tell me!"

"You're a what?!" Looking up in the wrong direction. One of the lenses to her sunglasses has popped out and blood gently trickled from her nose.

"Damn. I thought I found a vampire. You're just a normal person! Sorry for bothering you, dudette." Turning around to walk away before smacking right into a wall.

"Are you going to burn in it like Dracula?"

"What's popping, dudes and dudettes?"

"YEAH. WOOOOOOOO-"

"Yooooo! It's Sunday! Sunday Funday, am I right? Anyway, I wish I could fucking see."

"Good afternoon, dudes! I'm here! Now the party can get started!"

"Exactlyyyyy! Always look on the bright side of life, Beelzebub! Could've been worse! You could've been chained down there and starved."

"You don't wanna go on holiday again? Damn. I thought you had fun...."

"I could care less, man. Forgive and forget, Beel. Forgive and forget."

"Man, I love greeting random people. Also, this brings into question if I'm blind, but I really wouldn't worry about that when like....I'm a demon."

"Yooooo! It's Beel! What's popping, dudette?"

"I'm fucking blind I have no clue if that girl is pulling my leg or not, but we ball."

"Nice to meet you too, your majesty."

"Cool beans, dudette. I'm Justice the Awesome Demon. Or Justice the Blind if you want to be a major asshole for no reason."

"Nope! I don't know you either. If it's a crime to say "evening", then I'm the #1 criminal in hell and the world."

"Evening, dudette."

"Dude, there's some banger songs out there. I gotta make a playlist and force all of you to listen to it."

"Yooooo! That's crazy! Can I record?" :D

"If I could marry Apple Pie, I would. Apple Pie fucking rocks."

"Yoooo! Is that a talking cat? That's crazyyyy."

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