Days like today are when I most wish I had a partner to come home to and snuggle up with as the stress of the day just fades away as I'm held in their arms. Instead, I'm alone in the dark eating cold leftover mac'n'cheese...

We have all been there, right?

My damn hair is curling up trying to escape. This is why I use a hair tie, to keep it from running away.

Reach out to your clicker-trained puppygirls, they're having a hard time using their computer mouse rn.

100 likes on the ponytail? Dayum. Hair down?

She wants uppies and you're a monster for not giving them to her

Currently #live with Cooking Simulator VR! You can watch the stream from either #YouTube or #Twitch! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@jshadowmancer/live Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kurayamishadowmancer#live#YouTube#Twitch #JYami #Stream #Livestream #Vtuber #VtuberEN #ENVtuber

Currently #live with Astroneer! You can watch the stream from either #YouTube or #Twitch! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@jshadowmancer/live Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kurayamishadowmancer#live#YouTube#Twitch #JYami #Stream #Livestream #Vtuber #VtuberEN #ENVtuber

Got home from work, why is my ponytail suddenly my most liked post? By, like, a lot?

Check out my gay little ponytail :3

Except for mine! I have great thoughts, the best thoughts 👋👌. People are always, y'know, someone came up to me and said he said, "Yami, you have such great thoughts! I wish I could read minds so I could hear your thoughts all the time!"

(grunting)

I hate political comics, I always feel like the artist thinks they're audience is completely unaware and incapable of thought. If you want to draw something where you label every visibly distinct aspect of the image, make diagrams for highschool science textbooks.

My funniest moment all year was when a coworker referred to a customer as "looking like an orc" and I said "damn, out here sayin orc with the hard 'c'? Not cool, dude..." and everyone apparently thought that was the best joke of all time. Been riding that high for weeks.

People: "You know that whole thing about eating spiders in your sleep is a myth, right?" Me: *Remembering seeing my mom cough a spider up into the sink then watch in horror as it scurried away* Me: "Yeah... ummm..."

YouTube autoplay just fucking scared the shit out of me. I'm laying here, unable to sleep, listening to ASMR. Soft rain sounds, gentle cracks of thunde-- HELLO EVERYONE, MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER!!!

Here's what gets me every time the "vaccines cause autism" (they don't) thing gets brought up: Are you saying autism is worse than dying of preventable diseases? Would you rather your child be dead than autistic? Yes or no; no if's, and's, or but's about it.

This is your reminder that trans women are not all there is. Trans-men, enbies, genderfluid individuals, etc. deserve recognition, compassion, love, safety, and affirmation just as much as anyone else! Inclusion and equality is for everyone or no one at all.

Walmart gave me a boob card!

Happy 20th birthday, Xbox 360!

Went to big-tiddy-dommy-mommy-goth-gf store. Out of big-tiddy-dommy-mommy-goth-gf-s... Sadge...

Currently #live with Prison Boss VR! You can watch the stream from either #YouTube or #Twitch! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@jshadowmancer/live Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kurayamishadowmancer#live#YouTube#Twitch #JYami #Stream #Livestream #Vtuber #VtuberEN #ENVtuber

No fucking way

Cute skirts and desk chairs are the same. If you have one, and you're not spinning around in it as fast as you can, you don't deserve it.

Currently #live with MOTORSLICE! You can watch the stream from either #YouTube or #Twitch! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@jshadowmancer/live Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kurayamishadowmancer#live#YouTube#Twitch #JYami #Stream #Livestream #Vtuber #VtuberEN #ENVtuber

Frilly skirt equipped, spinny mode activated.

Currently #live with PEAK! You can watch the stream from either #YouTube or #Twitch! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@jshadowmancer/live Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kurayamishadowmancer#live#YouTube#Twitch #JYami #Stream #Livestream #Vtuber #VtuberEN #ENVtuber

Small dogs suck. Give me a giant, floofy, cuddle-bear any day; but keep your ankle-biting, floor-pissing, barks-at-the-slightest-shift-in-molecules, purse gremlin away from me. And chihuahuas don't even count as dogs, they're Satan wrapped in rat skin.

[Mom and I eating donuts] Me: People always talk about stacking these on it but I don't see most fitting more than 3. Mom: Huh? Mom: *Takes bite* Mom: *Looks at donut hole* Mom: (With mouth full of donut) "OH!" *Drops donut*

We, a family of 4 adults and 1 child that persist on a single income, got $8 in SNAP this month. Eight dollars. 8. 4+4. 2³. For 5 people. $1.60 for each person. For a month. About $0.05 per person per day. 2.5 cents per meal if each of us eats 2 meals a day.

As of yesterday, I've been asked 3 times over the past few weeks if I should be working so late on a school night. I AM TWENTY-FOUR!

Story synopsis: A tale of the mc getting genderswapped and having to get used to their new life! Me: Ok, good shit so far... Chapter 1: "Omg, I got genderswapped! Oh nyoooo! But, maybe like :3 ?" Me: Mmmhmmmmm... Chapters 2+: *Just slice of life that mentions genderswap occasionally* Me:

This is ho-targeted advertising is getting out of hand! That being said 👀

Insane to me that science is like "You wanna be a different sex? Yeah, we can do that!" and the response is anything other than "damn it's like we live in a cool ass video game this is awesome I can just be whatever I want that's so cool".

Currently #live with Little Nightmares III! You can watch the stream from either #YouTube or #Twitch! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@jshadowmancer/live Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kurayamishadowmancer#live#YouTube#Twitch #JYami #Stream #Livestream #Vtuber #VtuberEN #ENVtuber

Straight (derogatory)

So, I'm cleaning my earbuds and I go to blow on them and I accidentally blew out a big glob of spit right on the damn earbud. Apparently my ho-ass brain equates "blow on it" with "spit on it".

Other trans girls: "I named myself after a flower because it makes me feel cute >⩊<❀" Me: "I named myself after a demon so it'll fit when the bards sing of my heinous acts of depravity."

I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY! I AM NOT A FURRY!

Boutta summon an eldritch horror and see if I can smash that Cthulussy brb

If you don't sub to Akemi, it means you hate her and don't want her to have cookies

Gwilled chese 🤤

Oh noooooooooo, who leaked my script?!

If you say "67" in my chat, you get permabanned. I DO make the rules, and that means I get to say "fuck that stupid meme" and no one can do anything about it.

Oh fuck, I forgot about it being November. I didn't even last a few hours 😭

Touch-starved? Nah, I'm long past that. I'm touch-starved-to-death. I'm a touch-zombie, back from the touch-dead to terrorize the living. Huuuuuuuuuggggsssssssss... Heeeeeaaaaaadddpaaaaaaaaaatttssss...

HELP! I GOT ADOPTED BY THE FURRIES!!!

Boutta use Halloween as an excuse to wear a collar to work brb