Well, the hubby made me watch horror movies… guess I’m not sleeping tonight. Kinda ironic considering my birthday is coming up on Halloween 😐👻

A fat bear with a fat cock… how original #fcf

It’s #tummytuesday again… can I go back to bed now?

Meant to post this yesterday but I got busy, happy birthday to my beautiful husband and best friend

Aiming for best looking groomsmen this weekend, what do you guys think?

Before and after pics from my haircut today, I’m aiming to be the best looking groomsmen at my best friends wedding this weekend🤵‍♂️

My first cigar, and I loved it. Cigar bear now loading

Oops forgot to post this last night, I made a Tomato bisque with balsamic reduction and cream served with a Bacon garlic bread grilled cheese on sourdough (the hubby requested it) and it may have been the best batch I’ve ever made and the sandwiches were easy the best grilled cheeses I’ve ever made🤤

Yeah my day just got a lot better, I can’t wait for this game to come out!!! youtu.be/VXedKqX5Wa4

After all the food I ate yesterday it’s no wonder I look full on this not so great #ThickThursday, Why is it not great? I was supposed to be off work this Saturday for my best friend’s bachelor party but my PTO got denied while I was off work yesterday 😒

Time for breakfast 😋

And for the first time ever, I ACHIEVED TRIPLE PENETRATION!!!!!! With the help of 2 butt plugs, a dildo, and a metric fuck ton of poppers

That felt REALLY good.🤪

Let the games begin 🐻🐷

I had to break out the pleasure chest😏

Finally out of the shower and my hole and pole are fresh and clean… for now. #WetWednesday is gonna get a lot wetter later🍆🍑💦😩

But first… Walkies and Wake & Bake

Guess I have the day off while my husband is at the office, time to have some fun😉

What my microwave sees every #tummytuesday while I get ready for work…

The husband is subtly hinting again

My belly is spilling out of these overalls on #monochromemonday

Yes, I did in fact remember that it’s the 21st night of September… And yes, I had to post this.🤣🕺 open.spotify.com/track/3kXoKl...

When you’re cleaning your apartment on #sundayfunday and stumble across not one but two sex toys you have forgotten about, looks like I’m gonna be having some fun later 😏

It’s #tummytuesday and I definitely don’t want to go to the office, what I’d give to stay in bed and cuddle

Some see the cock half hard, I see the cock half soft on #softiesaturday

When the hubby wants to go to the pizza buffet you simply go… no questions asked

I may have missed tummy tuesday and wide wednesday but I could not miss #ThickThursday

On this #MonochromeMonday, I’m asking someone to save me from the nightmareish hellscape I’ve found myself in called “The Office”. The creatures here are all angry and these Eldridge horrors can only be kept at bay for so long.

I’M BACK!!!! I took a break from social media for a bit over a week to focus on some personal and mental health stuff but things are going good here Enjoy the last few moments of #SundayFunday with my family things and a great spicy audio book about bears in the woods🐻🏕️🏔️

When it’s #fatfriday but you’re stuck at home with a stomach bug preventing you from eating tasty solid food This broth is the only thing I’ve consumed since the Arby’s I had yesterday evening and I’m starving now Wake me up from this nightmare

Figured I would do one of these again since I only had about 100 followers last time I did one compared to the near 700 I have now and a lot has changed Needless to say, my mutuals are all super hot😉

One hot and thicc load, cumming right up!!! 💦🥴🤤 #ThickThursday

LETS GO BOYS!!! This would put me pretty close to 450, maybe even slightly over

Little smoke break before second dinner

Let’s see those face cards babes 🙇

I don’t know why or how they fit 40 bucks worth of food in this single bag but I’m not complaining, I’m pigging out tonight

Wide in the back and even wider in the front on this beautiful #WideWednesday

My neighbor: Why are you taking pictures of your stomach outside? Me: Because it’s the first time the temperature has been near 50°F (10°C for my European friends) since April and my belly and tits wanted to enjoy this first taste of autumn air. Happy #TummyTuesday everyone

Made the hubby feel really good tonight

So I didn’t notice it until I edited the photo earlier but WOW!!! The sunlight made my normally dark brown eyes pop this morning

Happy #monochromemonday everyone, hoping everyone has a great day. Don’t forget to stay hydrated, rub someone’s tummy or your own, eat to your hearts content, and make sure you enjoy it when you play with yourself later!

It’s been a pretty productive #Sundayfunday here boys, did a bit of cleaning and cooking to start the day, then I played some Forza Horizon 5 before watching the IMSA race livestream and now I’m enjoying a little me time post smoke session, it’s been a great day😊

#thirstythursday post because I’m parched and need someone’s load in my mouth to rehydrate

Just a lil tummy for Tuesday

Running late to work but at least I got me #MonochromeMonday pics

Awake by 8am, wake and bake by noon, and a hearty meal to soothe my munchies #Sundayfunday

From my friends flamethrowing, 2 stepping pink Miata that we tuned on the fly during the exhaust competition…

It takes a real car guy to hang half his body out of a car going 60 mph just to film a buddy driving Don’t listen to the audio, it’s just really loud wind noises

A thick cock, fat ass, full belly all wrapped up in breakfast briefs on #ThickThursday