How can they tell?🍌

Oh my god! The anodyne crap that the press post is so stupid that I actually wonder who writes this shit!🍌

This is why we can’t have nice things!🍌

Here’s a seriously considered thought! Shut the fuck up!🍌

Just say no to drugs!🍌

He ruined the lives of trans people so fuck him!🍌

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Checks notes! See Heated Rivalry!🍌

Meanwhile in England! Ten Downing Street, ‘It is with a heavy heart that I say bla bla blah diversity Bla bla bla community Bla bla bla come together Bla bla bla dangers of trans rights!’🍌

‘I suck big cocks’!🍌

There’s also the possibility that women need a man about as much as a fish needs a cybertruck! So there’s that!🍌

My life is complete! I have discovered Chocolate Hobnobs!🍌

Unless he insists on cancelling any and every crap policy on trans rights I’m not interested!🍌

A source close to number Ten went on to say (and here I quote) ‘Sadly it’s become obvious that extremely well hung men are not welcome in the Labour Party’!🍌

Well he can fuck right off! Transphobic dick head! How Labour fell so far is a mystery to me but then I’m not in politics so what do I know!🍌

One of the villains in Die Hard! (The first one)!🍌

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!🍌

To sir with love!🍌

Pride and Piggy!🍌

Kermit the frog has shown he’s popular but can he win the World Cup?🍌

Jesus Juniper read the fucking room why don’t you!

Well that’s alright then!🍌

I approve this message!🍌

A working penis!🍌

Yeah that bitches career is over the moment Trump is gone! Also and pardon my French Fuck her!🍌

Cunt!🍌

Cupid Stunt!🍌

Nice to see The Whore Of Babylon is alive and kicking!🍌

I mean seriously we all know that what we want to post is ‘Fuck him!’🍌

So…..South sea bubble 2.0 then?🍌

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Well she can fuck right off!🍌

Wash, rince, repeat!🍌

Because of course he did!🍌

Not a fucking word ok?🍌

I’m sorry he’s just insane!🍌

Why don’t you just fuck off!🍌

Follow up question! ‘Are you concerned about the pixie infestation in Washington Mr Trump?’ ‘No I take no responsibility for the Pixie outbreak!’🍌

Trump take sports!🍌

Republicans to have emergency hearings!🍌

MIKE JOHNSON: Also we can’t prove Pixies exist but let’s just say we can’t say they don’t!🍌

‘For gods sake I ordered a pepperoni pizza not a fucking tiger!🍌

‘I came all the way to Wisconsin and all I got was this lousy President!’🍌

I believe you have inadvertently misspelled ghoul! It’s actually spelled Twat!🍌

Well thank goodness for this year’s best documentary Melania’ then! Right?🍌

Yeah I’m officially done with this time line!🍌

Well that’s ok isn’t it!🍌

Dignity! Dignity! Always with dignity!🍌

Bla bla blah!🍌