“Aww, I can't rain on your parade when you're THIS excited~! Good on you! If I end up on the roster you and I better tap bumpers on the tracks, you hear~?”

“Ooh, shiny~! I can't wait to give it a whirl after sneaking my way onto the roster~!”

“Only wherever the King sent me! Or the Doctor, if I felt like listening at the time~!” Rebellious as ever, even with King reined in, it seems. “Fast~? How fast are we talking, chum? I'm fast enough to keep up with Rider and Jimmy on a good day, if that gives you a good idea~!”

“Metal Sonic? Metal Sonic~! At least I think- I can't quite tell for some reason. Different aura about that one-”

“No promises~! That all depends on how the King is feeling, but last I checked, he's peachy-keen!” A little tip of the hat. She may have done that to try and instill some confidence, but the stardust leaking from her hat might bring back some unfortunate memories. “You and I both, Hedgehog...”

“D'awww, aren't you such a sweetheart! I had fun during our little scuffle in the saloon, you know! No hard feelings- all part of the job description. How are you, by the by~?”

“Haven't you heard? When you get what you want- you don't want it at all~!”

A dramatic bow~ “Thank you, thank you- I'll be here all night.”

“I don't think stand-up is for you! Try crawling around, first~!”

“Oh, come on! How come a normal Egg Pawn got to be in the fun racing adventure?”

“I'm not allowed to kill most of the time, but my tricks can be real heart-stoppers!”

“I sure hope that funny man gets the job. He certainly seemed keen on vermin elimination, hehe~!”

“Sure does! The boss has a way with words... but I'm the one who came up with 𝘮𝘺 name!” With a dramatic bow, the Badnik tips her hat to the jester, before disappearing, and subsequently reappearing, in a puff of smoke! “Heeeeeey presto! Heavy Magician, at your acquaintanceship!”

jamcat I feel like Magician and NiGHTS are going to get along really well or not at all depending on how this first interaction plays out. Postal Guy is already chill in her books somehow, lmao.

“Well, I suppose that depends on your skillset, huh? Typically the boss prefers his employees on the more mechanical side, like yours truly~! Not to say he's one to shy down any extra hands, either, as long as you don't mind going to the fortress for an interview~!”

“Nuh-uh! I'm a true-blue classic Eggrobo! One of the best, in fact; a Hard-Boiled Heavy!” Well, it's definitely an Egg Robo, like NiGHTS thought. But its personality would seem to point towards some defect of some sort. ...it actually feels like talking to another dream, in a weird way.

“Presto! Guess who's back again!?”

“Aw, shucks, I forgot how to reverse it... sorry, Jimmy.” Jimmy is a Motobug. Don't ask how she liquefied poor Jimmy.

“I cast Liquify Bones!”

temporary pinned time! A Confection of jamcat! Indie portrayal of Heavy Magician/Mystic from Sonic Mania! #RPSKY #STHRP #SONICTHEHEDGEHOGRP #MVRP