I miss my wife.

I fucking love Kendrick.

//You can tell tsumugi’s a saimatsu shipper

//the entirety of danganronpa could have been prevented if a dude just came out of the closet

Why are you guys so mean about the size of my chest, Gundam’s are like 2 cm bigger :(

Tryna play UDG then suddenly getting jumpscared by the 6576464th fanservice scene

Man trial 5 sure was a tough one.

Izuru automatically takes over when I’m severely injured as some kinda weird defense mechanism. I’d like to imagine that he cares about me but I highly doubt it.

Sorry to disapoint.

I’m not a cyborg, just a workaholic.

You’re shouting at a brick wall, man.

Please don’t do that he doesn’t listen.

He kicks my shit in mentally I physically can’t stop him.

Yes, like a lot.

I-I’m fine… you get used to the mental whiplash after 20 or so switches…

Hm, I’m sure it’s somewhe- *in the span of half a second Hajime’s hair rapidly grew* “He manufactured and made the blueprints for all the executions, the bike was used on the corn-haired one.” *His hair then immediately regressed back to it’s normal length* Gah! Fuck I hate when you do that…

Didn’t almost finish that bike that had a max speed of 585 miles per hour of which rivals the speed of most tsunamis?

You’re like 2 lug nuts from violating the Geneva Convention, dude, how do you keep getting all the part to build all this stuff anyways, aren’t you literally poor?

With the shit you’ve been fabricating, I’m surprised you’re aren’t already 6 feet under.

Oh good, you’re not dead.

[ Kick. ]

//Ik they be side-eying mikan hard the moment they woke up

My bestie died again someone help.

After school walks aren’t the same without her.

#danganronpa I think they’d be great friends

I miss getting my ass beat in Tekken by my wife, Kazuichi.

Fix my mental turmoil, Kaz.

My body is a machine that turns homework into slightly above average grades.

I got my body back… Finally…

#danganronpa //I think it’s funny how one of the beta hajime designs is just Yasuke

Orochimaru headass. Chop that hair, Shirogane already did you dirty with that backstory, you don’t need your barber to do you more dirt. And not to mention that Maoist china fit, Mai’s regime fell, you can take that shit off already.

Look at him with that shit-faced smile. He think he got that shit on. he doesn’t. Fucking Splatoon Idol headass. And his piss colored Js are fake.

Why can’t Kanye West join the Ultimate Despairs? He’s so cool though.

That Monokuma thing is ugly as shit, we should have gone with hello kitty.

Playing favorites while destroying the world.

Despair is predictabiy unpredictable, Hope bores me to tears, To achieve perfection is a hell I do not wish on any man.

Unfortunately I do not ball harder than Bron’.

That Naegi guy totally stole my gimmick fuck that guy.

What the fuck is an octogon.

This cruel and unusual.

I am not.

I can’t breathe. Let me go.

Someone save me.

Why must Enoshima leave me in charge of these imbeciles.

I will fold you like laundry.

What the fuck are you saying.

Someone stop Soda he made a mobile suit Gundam so he can jump Tanaka.