Earl grey tea with two dashes of orange bitters is 🔥🔥🔥

After playing for YEARS I finally got my fire cape in osrs. I haven't felt this accomplished in a long time.

I'm constantly *this* close to arguing with British people on tiktok about spices. Those "mysterious powders" are just ground up vegetables!

Talking to my therapist like "yeah I kinda wanna die, but not in like a 'I'm gonna do it' way, but more like a casual, chill way."

So what's the difference between a thrupple and a threelationship?

Ball x pit scratches an itch I didn't even know I had. A breakout roguelite wasn't on my bingo sheet, but I'm in love with it anyway.

Hours later I finally got a party for Akh Afah. 3 people died. Somehow we didn't wipe. Thank GOD. #FFXIV

I've been waiting for a party for an hour (I dropped out after 15 minutes once to use the restroom, and again because I got disconnected. Someone else joined the party 3 different times, and then dropped out after around 15 minutes. Why can't we get cross-server matchmaking? #FFXIV

Would a medieval peasant know what a monkey is? Imagine blowing some peasant's mind by showing him a small, hairy man who can climb a tree as easily as you or I walk down the street.

My dog would sell me out for one pepperoni

Most people know that if you exercise every day, you stop getting sore from the previous day. I've managed to get sick every other week for the last 5 or 6 so that I get to experience muscle soreness every other week for the last month and a half.

My motion sickness has progressed to the point where I don't know if I'll ever be able to leave my apartment complex again. I don't know what to do anymore.

Finally paid off my credit card completely. Feels good to be debt free again. Time to buy something stupid that I don't need.

Microdosing Tylenol to give me an edge in liking trains

Pokemon is a metroidvania JRPG, but y'all aren't ready for that take yet.

Who's idea was it to call the candy bar that's 90% coconut an Almond Joy? That's insane!

After hearing about the release date, I finally bought Hades 2. I played the first one a ton and I know I'll like this one. I just had to wait for the full release because I know if I'd played it a lot in beta I'd struggle to come back to it when 1.0 finally dropped.

Just finished making a batch of lactose free mocha ice cream. I've never made anything with instant coffee before, so here's hoping it turns out well!

So excited for Hollow Knight: Silksong: Shermasong when it's released in ten years.

I'm not sure if this is a controversial take or not, but if you never rate a game (or any media) a 10/10 because nothing is perfect, then your 9/10 is the same as a 10/10. It's effectively a scale that only goes to 9. 9/9=10/10

Finally got true ending for Silksong. The last fight took me a bit over an hour. What a fantastic game. Really truly great. Team Cherry should be proud.

Every news outlet: "A mysterious flying object is flying through our solar system towards earth and baffling scientists." NASA: "it's a comet. It acts like a comet. It's doing comet things. It's a comet."

I love/hate the articles that are like "I hacked my phone (they installed an app) to make it distraction free (it locks their other apps) and reset my brain"

Trobbio is one of my absolute all-time favorite bosses from Silksong. True drama king.

At this point in my life I can confidently say that I have heard more times and remember better Jellyfish Jam from SpongeBob than the song it parodies.

Man, I can't wait for fextralife to make half of a wiki about Silksong and then give up after like a month.

Idk how @teamcherry.bsky.social did it, but they managed to make something even cuter than the grubs from Hollow Knight. The fleas are aggressively adorable.

On the bright side of not being able to buy Silksong because steam was down, I was planning to skip going to the gym today, but waiting gave me the motivation to go.

If you're still having trouble buying Silksong on steam, try buying a key from humblebundle and activating it on steam. That worked for me.

@steampowered.com should introduce a metric along the lines of "average time played by players who beat the first level" on a game's store page. Knowing how well a game gets players invested could be really good to know.

Silksong coming out tomorrow is like, the first thing I've felt genuinely excited for in years.

It's absolutely crazy that there's a queue to log into FFXIV at 7:45 am on a Tuesday.

Does it bother anyone else that Vanellope from Wreck it Ralph doesn't have a vanilla color palette? Like, she's mint chocolate coded. She should be named mintchocope.

One of my favorite things about comics is that most evil organization goons don't join in for the ideals or for power, most of them join because they offer good benefits like healthcare and dental.

I love my dog, but she's been sick since yesterday, and her gas is ATROCIOUS. Our entire apartment reeked when I woke up this morning. I guess if nothing else it's another reason to get her healthy sooner.

Is there a news outlet that focuses on positive news? So much of the news is just too depressing these days. I'm happy to take the good with the bad, but sometimes you just need a break from the bad.

It's not cool enough for her to wear jackets this time of year, but she's so cute when she does. I can't wait for winter.

Man, I hate Blizzard with a fiery passion for the things they've done, but fuck me the WoW soundtrack fucks so hard. 11/10

I don't know why I think I'll be able to reason with ai idiots. It just ends in frustration. Every time. I'm so tired of it.

She knows I don't like it when she sleeps up against my pillow so she does it to get me to do what she wants. Right now she wants breakfast. I love my dog.

I think we should collectively bully summer into cooling tf down a little bit.

I've lived on the West Coast and I think someone has to say it: In-N-Out is just okay. It's fine but it's not worth the hype.

I finally got a new keyboard to replace my aging one and it's so nice. Typing on it makes me feel warm inside.

I can't be the only one who thinks it's insane that you have to hold shift for a colon when semicolon is the default. Who on earth uses semicolons more than colons? Outside of programmers, of course.

Not me buying new steam games knowing I'm just gonna keep playing Enter the Gungeon for like another week.

I'm waiting for a maintenance guy to come by my apartment today which means staring out my window all day, unable to do anything else lest he come by right at that moment.

I don't care how much I like/agree with a post, if it looks like you pulled it from Facebook, I'm not gonna heart it. We're better than that. Come on.

Every time I remember something cringey I did like 20 years ago my brain shrivels up like SpongeBob's tongue when he tried Gary's food.

Team Cherry should announce a date for Silksong and then drop the game a week early just to fuck with us one last time.

Man, Japan REALLY loves pumping out anime where siblings wanna bang each other. Stop it. Get some help.