They successfully proved you can indict a ham sandwich. Convicting one is another matter.

Is it time to fire Greg Schiano? Can he be chopped from the team?

On this day in Horror History, HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH was released in 1982.

Oh so close 🎃🕷️🕸️☠️ #HalloweenCountDown #AllHallowsEve #SeasonOfTheWitch #Halloween #JackOLantern #HalloweenVibes #Reaper #GrimReaper #Lantern #Tombstones #Graveyard #Cobwebs #Spiders #Bats #Death #Marigolds

Don’t tell me Smile 2 intro scene wasn’t inspired by Halloween III. #horror #halloween

A quest to eliminate $5 million has tripled, thanks to the generosity and passion of THE TOXIC AVENGER fans across the country. Together, you didn’t just meet that goal, you crushed it, helping wipe out over $15 million dollars in medical debt for 10,000+ people!

Feeling the love.

It’s my favorite month of the year!!! 🎃👻🍂 Happy October!!

Happy October to all you Ghost Readers out there!!! 👻📖

Halloween cheeses have arrived at Aldi ! I missed them last year some how! #Halloween thanks @sharkbaitdz.bsky.social for the tip!

Chopping Mall (1986) Dir. Jim Wynorski- high-tech Killer security robots run amok in a shopping mall- Yes please. Fun, cheesy 80's goodness with kids, neon and gore. Low budget campy thrills with fun kills. Perfectly ridiculous, and I love every minute. Pity it suffered from bad marketing 🎞️📽️

Let’s GOOOOO!

Forza Horizon 6 is officially headed to Japan, coming first to PC and Xbox, before arriving on PlayStation sometime "post-launch." https://bit.ly/4mzLpIT

ATHAN KALIAKMANIS HEISMAN GAME???

Juan Soto LAUNCHES no. 42! 🚀 #LGM

PETE FOR THE WIN!!! #LGM

Despite Trump claiming that the prices for everything are coming down.

Charlie Kirk was a horrible bigot who spewed dangerous conspiracy theories and misled many young people. He marched for Trump’s authoritarian agenda. None of this justifies violence or murder. Political violence only escalates and makes us less safe. Sadly, we dont have a leader but an arsonist.

Translation: They are going to divert enormous amounts of electricity to AI and other oligarch enrichment projects causing your electric bills to continue to go up.

SOTO SLAM! 😤 #LGM

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The 'College GameDay' crew rocks Lee Corso headgear on ESPN. 🏈📺🎙️

Gary Cohen has just declared his affinity for Waffle House and I’ve never been more proud to be a @mets.com fan!

And right after this interview with Trump’s former criminal defense attorney, Maxwell was the only sex offender in the US penal system to be transferred to a minimum security Club Fed and is fast-tracked on the pardon list. What a joke.

Someone should rap under the name “Booze Swillest” say it out loud and tell me it’s not great.

People say Happy Gilmore 2 had too many cameos…but they love Oppenheimer.

Fyre Festival is so funny because all the people telling you what to do have no idea what they are doing.

Wow

Trump making deals and giving preferential treatment to sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell while she helps cover up his crimes.

Absolutely surreal to watch White House reporters ask Leavitt questions about tariffs moments after she and Gabbard used this briefing to baselessly accuse Obama of crimes punishable by death. We’re a sick joke of a country.

Interesting that Netanyahu’s lawyer argued in court today that his corruption trial should be postponed because he is too busy with all the ongoing wars, and cited Trump’s Truth Social post about how they are fighting Iran together. A vested personal interest in ongoing wars.

Here is yet another reminder that the Constitution is not optional… Congress must authorize military force before any president—including Trump—launches a strike.

And just like that, the ‘No New Wars’ people are all-in on a new war. Proving yet again that they really believe in nothing other than what one man tells them to believe today. Which could be different tomorrow. The very definition of a cult.

🚨 DONALD TRUMP HAS OFFICIALLY BROUGHT THE UNITED STATES INTO A NEW WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Bro, people actually listen to Travis Scott? Still, despite the absence of talent, the carelessness of his fans. Bro don’t care about you only your money…sick business

I just love all this peace around the world and no new wars that Trump promised during the campaign. The Golden Age.

The writing on Hacks is so good.

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

they did Pee-Wee so fucking dirty

Side note that Pee-Wee As Himself is remarkable. Breaks down Paul Reubens' rise as Pee-Wee Herman, his flaws and the path he's taken to the very end. Emotional to be sure, but definitely worth a watch.

25% tax on Apple products while singling out the CEO by name for retribution, 50% tax on European goods, expulsion of foreign students, bill passed with most debt in history, while hosting a dinner for people who gave you $300+ million. All in the last 24 hours. The Golden Age.

I know. I’m a former Senate staffer. Now would be a good time to call your senators and object to section 70302. 📞⚖️

Very much still in: Section 70302, now called "restrictions on enforcement," which would strip judges of their power to enforce contempt of court rulings

The big beautiful bill will also impact courts. ⚖️🚨see section 70302. 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 www.reddit.com/r/Keep_Track... #beans

Ways and Means Chair Jason Smith refuses to read a line from Republican's legislation that would provide a tax break for owners of tanning beds. Fernandez: "So if you have a tanning bed, you get a little bit of a tax break and if you need a hospital bed in rural America, you're out of luck."

Trump officials' showings at hearings today were disasters, but it doesn't make headlines bc the media's default assumption is that Rs are clownish rascals. But if Dems didn't know what was happening at their agencies or what habeas corpus is, it'd be front page news. This is a key media asymmetry.