any dealership mechanics out there? if i dropped my car off first appt at 7a (regular maintenance).. why don’t i have it back yet? i’m genuinely curious what goes on behind the scenes that’s taking so long

it’s ok to let a conversation come to its natural end…

if the leaks are true that iphone 18 might have a color close to sierra blue 👀 i might turn in this 13 for that im ngl then keep THAT phone for the next 5+yrs 🤔

you accidentally stay on a vid/post too long & the algo assumes that’s what you want to see everyday for the rest of your damn life like omfg bruh

as a day 1 lovatic, today healed sumn in me a lil bit ~

i can’t see a bitch serve grade A, wagyu cvnt & not give her her 10s like? Adéla absolutely tore as an opener.

it’s that time again ~~ where i risk every joint in my hands giving up on me as i put in my own braids!!

if i hear the words “aperol spritz” one more time…

yue’s compromise to knowing i better not catch her on the counters, is jumping on them when im not home. but i have cameras.. & she leaves fur everywhere like girl you’re not slick ?

cook at the royal farms made me fresh tenders bc i was nice to him 🙂‍↕️ being friendly/patient gon get you a win everytime i be telling yall!

i’m so disappointed in every surgeon/resident/medical professional w a superiority complex. you were once a scared student, terrified to fuck up while wanting to do well & help people (hopefully..). now you’re just an asshole. so so disappointing

i really met zara larsson like that’s actually a thing that happened 😭💞

i heard that honey pot have your kewchie sizzling & i’m here to report; she’s in fact minty fresh. 🧼

my letterboxd boutta go so crazy for the next month starting today w: Forbidden Fruits 🎬🍒

i have 3 languages to learn by the end of this month cause i’m so tired of miming & staring at patients like 👁️👄👁️ waiting for the interpreter to get online. i’m sorry yall 😭

there are so many movies coming out next month & i WILL be seeing them all tyvm ~

you have to trust me on this one; sourdough, cream cheese, a bit of feta, everything bagel seasoning w a drizzle of honey. a HEATER i swear!!!

carts are here every damn day EXCEPT the days i buy heavy items. i’m actually pissed

yue is such a lil rockstar. not flinching when i’m giving her eye drops, purring w warm eye compresses. like i got so lucky w her 😭 my BABY!!!!

IM SO EXCITED TO SEE ZARA LARSSON!!! 💞👙⛱️☀️🌊🐚

my laptop sound like a damn jet engine taking off like my God 😟

every time i open my fucking eyes i’m either at work or getting ready for it. i’m sick of it. longest 13wks of my life

i’d do anything for my baby but the way even thinking abt the vet is already a $200 bill 🫩❤️‍🩹

my old work crush is still here omg & HE’S STILL FINE 🗣️ HALLELU!!!!!!

in this hair salon watching ‘imperfect women’ oh ms washington got another hit on her hands i fear

putting my airpods in transparency mode to hear the morning tea 👀 who’s petty & unreasonable? waaiiiittt!!!

i will never be charge again after experiencing that i will indeed yell at a surgeon if they yell at me first tf!!! that’ll always be a hard no 😭

reading “did the journal factory blow up?” has saved me from putting so much bs online bro

ai went into maximum overdrive & the girlies swung all the way back to analog, knitting & going outside. WACK that tin can again for me

the sun has been out for 2sec & i’ve already been catcalled just existing outside. i’m abt to hex someone’s son today

the year got somewhere to be or sumn? 🥴 why’s it going so fxckin’ fast!

am i gonna die tryna find my happy ending? ~ 🎶🎸

idk what ima do when my work shoes die bc they stopped making this model bro 🫩 guess when they quit, i have to quit nursing 🤷🏾‍♀️

dude, is there ANY litter mat that actually traps litter off your cats paws? i’ve tried so many over the years & im abt to lose my mind like im actually at my limit 😞 im so desperate- PLEASE!!!!

i cook w the guidance of the ancestors which means ~ pro: freestyle recipes tastes pretty amazing 9/10x con: i don’t remember wtf i did last time & no two dishes are ever alike 🫩

if you’re sneezing, you need a mask. if you’re coughing, you need a mask. if you are sick, YOU NEED A MASK!!! yall thought covid was for fun or sumn huh?

hated my twists & took them all down to put in box braids knowing i have work tomorrow. send the cavalry im so serious IT’S BEEN 2 DAYS

ariana madix said she wants a qr code on her tombstone, that when scanned takes you to photo albums & a playlist. that’s kinda hard i can’t lie

was 🤏🏾 close to naming my network “tell my wifi love her”

harassing MONKS walking for p e a c e… right.. right

here’s to cvnty26!! 🎇💋

just remembered my random ahh a$ap ferg hyper-fixation 🎧~ music.apple.com/us/album/bez...

closed mouths really don’t get fed like i really gotta start asking for more; i be getting mad lucky!!

🎧~ so WHY can’t i sleep at night??? & WHY DONT THE MOOOOON LOOK RIGHT 😭😔!? music.apple.com/us/album/jus...

i’m going to bed happy as a freaking clammmmm ~ 🧚🏿‍♀️

not counting my chickens before they hatch but if i get what i think i will.. it’s actually a Christmas miracle 😭😩

getting snow off my car & gave myself the nastiest scratch across the hood. i’m distraught

you can not be pussy on the road bro. if you’re merging, TUCK IN to your lane my guy!! what are yall doin’!? i feel like i could tear down a building!!!!!!

i don’t want other people to influence how i approach kindness, but when did people stop saying excuse/pardon me? bc that makes me wanna stop saying it & plow through people like they do me

my family constantly joking abt how i “hate being bothered” as a lil haha yet, still expect me to have a child anytime soon… who’s gon tell em? cause they think I’M joking