In the end, we are all just standing in front of drawings of ourselves, pretending we are the original. #PopArtVibes #CorsetChronicles #ExistentialLingerie

#ThatsTheSpot #DogApproved #WaylonTheDog

Three o'clock. By the fence. Gray fur. Beady eyes. Bushy tail. Okay, stay calm. Don't let him know you see him. If I turn my head slowly... nope, it’s still there. Judging me. Mocking my lack of tree-climbing skills. This is personal. #WaylonTheDog #Squirrel #SundayVibes

Another day, another nap. #WaylonTheDog #SaturdayVibes #NapTime

Here, silence is not the absence of sound. It's a living force: patient, ancient, and utterly indifferent to us. In moments like this, the world does not speak. It exhales. And for a brief, fragile instant, we are allowed to breathe with it. #WhereSilenceBreathes #QuietMoments #Meditative

A day in the life of Waylon. This is not laziness. This is commitment. A full-spectrum study in rest, resistance, and the radical politics of napping wherever the hell you please. He understands the schedule. #WaylonTheDog #NapTime #SaturdayVibes

#CherryBlossoms #CherryBlossom

Discovered this morning on the kitchen counter. A savage, primitive document capturing the absolute reality of the situation. Spelled out in jagged letters like a ransom note from the Gods of Caffeine: HOT COFFEE. 01.09.2026 ☕️🐾🖍️ #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #FridayVibes #TGIF

Friday. 7:30 AM. Look at him. Sprawled across the upholstery like a heap of dark matter that has declared a personal war on consciousness. There is Savage Wisdom in this. Waylon is riding the heavy ether of the sofa, safe from The Fear. TGIF. #WaylonTheDog #SavageWisdom #TheFear

It's better to be a pirate than join the navy. #SteveJobs #JollyRoger #PirateBooty

Somewhere outside the frame, the world is doing what it does: shouting, hurrying, making bargains with bad gods. In here? It’s poise. It’s patience. It’s the calm, razor-edged elegance of someone who could ruin you without raising their voice. #Geisha #NoirVibes #SilenceIsLoud

It hangs there, a metallic beast fueled by jet kerosene & high-grade tax dollars. Is it a weapon? A transport? Or just a very loud way to tell gravity to shove off? #TopSecret #ResearchAircraft #GravityIsOptional

They told me this thing didn't exist. #TopSecret #TestFlight #TheTruthIsOutThere

Sentry Mode. “I’m just doing my job,” says Waylon. “If I wasn't here to keep an eye on that suspicious grey squirrel in the oak tree, who would? The bunnies think they’re slick, but I see them. I see everything.” #WaylonTheDog #ThursdayVibes

It takes a lot of energy to look this relaxed. #WaylonTheDog #ThursdayVibes

Wednesday. The savage middle of the week. We survived the brutal opening salvo of Monday, crawled through the wreckage of Tuesday, and now here we are, perched at the apex of this godforsaken seven-day death march. 01.07.2026 ☕🔥🐾 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #HumpDayMotivation #WednesdayVibes

#TangledUpInBlue #70sVibes #BlueHues

This is the American Dream, my friends. Right here. Two labs, two mugs, and the cruel mathematics of cooling liquid. No cream. No sugar. Just the raw, uncut bean & the fundamental understanding that some things cannot be rushed. 01.06.2026 ☕️🌞🐾 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayVibes #CoffeeDog

It’s 3:31 and Waylon is conducting a full congressional hearing on the kitchen’s failure to deliver dinner at 3:30 sharp. No warnings. No grace period. Just a cold, unblinking stare from a creature who measures time in treat seconds & believes punctuality is a religion. #WaylonTheDog #FeedTheDogs

Waylon at his post. Monday morning. Squirrel patrol. He has never caught a squirrel. He never will. But the squirrels KNOW HE'S THERE, and that's the whole point. This is what purpose looks like. #WaylonTheDog #SquirrelPatrol #MondayVibes

6 AM. Monday. Walter and Waylon and I gathered around the coffee like three shamans preparing for war. The steam swirled. The lights flickered. Nobody spoke. 01.05.2026 ☕️🐾☀️ #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMorning #CoffeeAndDogs

The crowd behind her was a blur of meat and madness. Fifty thousand souls who'd paid good money to watch mankind cheat death at 200 miles per hour. And here she was, grinning through those goggles like she knew something the rest of us didn't. #PitCrew #RaceDay #PeaceSign

Liquid Smile™. You WILL have a nice day. Brought to you by the Department of Mandatory Wellness. #LiquidSmile #HappinessIsMandatory

Lost in a daydream somewhere between the sea and the sky. #MediterraneanVibes #BlackDress #CoastalBeauty #Wanderlust #DreamyAesthetic

Sunday is for sleep, sun, and snacks. Prove Waylon wrong. 12.21.2025 ☕️🐾🚿 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayFunday #SleepSunSnacks

There’s nothing better than a hike with your dog. Unless it's a hike with your dog who's a Christmas Special Forces Secret Agent carrying the only piece of color left in a hundred-mile radius. #Christmas2025 #WalterTheDog #DogHike

In a world gone mad, there is a strange, savage comfort in watching a professional do his job. He doesn't ask for much. Just a clear line of sight and the silent promise of a chase that may never end. #WaylonTheDog #SquirrelDuty #SundayVibes

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #SaturdayVibes 12.20.2025 ☕️🐾❄️

December 1952. The world briefly agreed that global diplomacy could be solved with a fireplace, a bottle of something brown, and a velvet Santa outfit cut like a dare. Peace on Earth? Maybe. But first another drink by the fire. #Christmas2025 #PeaceOnEarth #HappyHolidays

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Not the Hallmark-approved, soft-focus nonsense they sell between commercials for antidepressants and pickup trucks. The kid knows. They always know. Christmas is a strange business. 🎄💋🎅 #ISawMommyKissingSantaClaus #Christmas2025 #HoHoHo

This is no novelty act, no mall-Santa cosplay. This is serious conditioning. Midnight logistics demand deltoids of steel and a core forged in seasonal rage. You don’t survive Christmas Eve on goodwill alone. #HoHoHo #Christmas2025 #SantaFit

Here they come. Jukebox cherubs in red & plaid, marching out of the suburban dream factory. A pep rally for seasonal insanity. Nothing says Happy Holiday like the Macarena. #Christmas2025 #Macarena #HolidayCheer

Up on the housetop. Reindeer paws, clattering like dice on a crooked casino roof. Make no mistake. This is a midnight operation, a break-and-enter fueled by belief, milk left out as a bribe, cookies as hush money. #UpOnTheHouseTop #Christmas2025 #ReindeerPaws

Oh, you better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town. This is a reckoning with tinsel on it. #SantaClausIsComingToTown #YouBetterWatchOut #Christmas2025

Monday. Coffee. Dogs. Snow in Michigan. Snow everywhere. Beautiful, bone chilling snow. 12.15.2025 ☕️🐾🥶 #CoffeWithWalterAndWaylon #ChillyWeather #MondayVibes

Tolstoy understood. The intelligent woman understands. The young man? He is still learning. #Tolstoy #WarAndPeace #ReadABook

While Waylon snugly dreams of squirrels, Walter is living a raw & terrifying truth. The conquering hero, standing proud with evidence of his glorious, spectacular triumph clenched tightly in his jaws—the stinky mom sock—asks the eternal question, “now what?” #DogDilemma #MomSock #SundayVibes

Food? Check. Fuel for the machine. Squirrel? Check. A brief, necessary act of primal, chaotic violence. Nap with Chilly Willy? CHECK. The soft, essential landing into the void. Pure, unadulterated contentment. #WaylonTheDog #DogWisdom #SundayVibes

Midnight is a strange tick on the clock. Rain remembers things daylight refuses to acknowledge. Walk through it like a question with no interest in the answer. #MidnightConfessions #MidnightHour #FilmNoirVibes

Saturday morning began as a peaceful operation. Waylon at the helm, brewing coffee like a pro with a twitchy paw and a dream. Then the squirrel arrived. Tiny terrorist probing the perimeter. Waylon froze, torn between duty and destiny. 12.13.2025 ☕️🐾🐿️ #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SaturdayVibes

Somewhere between yesterday and the end of civilization the shadows started talking back. #Shadows #FilmNoir #HardBoiledDetective

They tell us this is the most wonderful time of the year. Lghts blazing, bells ringing, goodwill leaking from every corner like cheap bourbon. But none of that matters if the coffee runs dry. Brew wisely. 12.12.2025 🎅🐾☕️ #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDogs #TGIF

She smiles because the program tells her to. The ghost smiles because it already knows the ending. This is where beauty glitches. This is where the electricity gets ideas. #GhostInTheMachine

To be, or not to be, that is the question. (NSFW-ish) #ToBeOrNotToBe #Hamlet #Shakespeare

We were somewhere near Earth when the atmosphere went sideways. The universe peeled open like a busted can of cheap tuna. Then we spotted them. Space Bats. Flapping out of the cosmic dark with the shrill enthusiasm of tax auditors on payday. #SpaceBats #ThursdayVibes #DontPanic

Thursday morning coffee ritual begins. The dogs gather like furry mystics awaiting revelation. Science now claims MRI scans prove dogs love their owners more than food or other dogs: a fine and noble truth that warms the soul. 12.11.2025 ☕️🐾🦴 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #ThursdayVibes #CoffeeDog

My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go. #Hamlet #MyWordsFlyUp #ShakespeareQuotes

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. But some souls walk through the chaos like they wrote the damn script themselves. #AllTheWorldsAStage #Shakespeare #Rehearsal