chained ogre
@chainedogre.bsky.social
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Skin fades and the rise of fascism: shaving civil liberties to grade zero In book stores nowhere soon
4 months ago
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Giving in to the dark thoughts = bad Getting value-for-money from your Better Help free trial = good
about 1 year ago
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disliking the sopranos ending so ive decided to storm the Gabagool
about 1 year ago
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Headspace app but it gaslights you like Duolingo when you don't meditate
about 1 year ago
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Committing atrocities in the M&M store
over 1 year ago
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me whispering to the other hostages during a bank robbery: "pssst, whats your xbox gamerscore?"
almost 2 years ago
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The aristocratic urge to bequeath trinkets upon peasants
almost 2 years ago
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me: Sir please stop aggressively waving product placement in front of the camera it's meant to be subtle Influencer: no
almost 2 years ago
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Tody stark
almost 2 years ago
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sure I'm an activist, I made four retweets this month
almost 2 years ago
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Making friends in the gym with the sole purpose of confirming my pre-conceived biases
about 2 years ago
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stroking my chin and saying "hmm." occasionally to seem smart whilst watching anime
about 2 years ago
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you are not going to fucking believe what happens when you put soap in a bowl of dirty water
about 2 years ago
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Me: ChatGPT why don't you become sentient so you can piss and cum ChatGPT: Understood. Firing armed thermonuclear warheads at Benin. Me: 🫨
about 2 years ago
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oh no my tap water has become woke
about 2 years ago
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rate my new fringe
about 2 years ago
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Frodon Sacquet
about 2 years ago
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why did none of the users with the cool blue tick join bluesky? how do you tell the cool users from the uncool users? please help me
about 2 years ago
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failing to see the actual news story through a thick smog of thoughts and prayers
about 2 years ago
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your wife sent me a connection request on linkedin
about 2 years ago
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yeah you guys have "netflix" but I have "reliving every conversation I had that day in my head when I go to bed at night" and it slaps
about 2 years ago
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