Chatbots are an invasive species.

A pity that the Colosseum--that monument to violence, enslavement, and animal cruelty as ENTERTAINMENT--is being sullied through this crass consumerism.

You're falling off a 100 story building, desperately trying to grab a gargoyle to arrest your fall, trying to spread your coat out like a flying squirrel, you doomscroll Twitter for a second, then you're another year older, another story closer to splat! When's the last time you called your mother?

iPhone 16 already? At some point they're going to need to rename this thing. iPhone 37 just sounds too stupid.

Adults are just like babies. If they're acting cranky, it's one of four things: they're hangry, they're tired, they just need attention, or they shit their pants.

Remember: nothing is permanent and we're all going to die, so eat your avocados while you're eating them, listen to the music that's playing, and scratch that itch (you know which one...).